it would still hurt, lol sorry i read the thread wrong.

 

worst way to die....a death of papercuts.

A funny way I have seen in a film is getting hundreds of cuts then being forced into a portapotty to die from the pathogens in the crap. :lol:

 

 

 

(hills have eyes 2)

 

i saw that, hmm i didnt really grasp how painfull that would be untill i read that.

A funny way I have seen in a film is getting hundreds of cuts then being forced into a portapotty to die from the pathogens in the crap. :lol:

 

 

 

(hills have eyes 2)

 

i saw that, hmm i didnt really grasp how painfull that would be untill i read that.

 

 

 

I am not sure about painful, I never attempted to rub crap into an open wound before :lol:

 

 

 

What I can say about it is it wouldn't be very pleansant to drown in a mixture of of human excrement.

A funny way I have seen in a film is getting hundreds of cuts then being forced into a portapotty to die from the pathogens in the crap. :lol:

 

 

 

(hills have eyes 2)

 

i saw that, hmm i didnt really grasp how painfull that would be untill i read that.

 

 

 

I am not sure about painful, I never attempted to rub crap into an open wound before :lol:

 

 

 

What I can say about it is it wouldn't be very pleansant to drown in a mixture of of human excrement.

 

 

 

Pretty much just 100x worse than normally getting dirt in a wound.

A funny way I have seen in a film is getting hundreds of cuts then being forced into a portapotty to die from the pathogens in the crap. :lol:

 

 

 

(hills have eyes 2)

 

i saw that, hmm i didnt really grasp how painfull that would be untill i read that.

 

 

 

I am not sure about painful, I never attempted to rub crap into an open wound before :lol:

 

 

 

What I can say about it is it wouldn't be very pleansant to drown in a mixture of of human excrement.

 

 

 

Pretty much just 100x worse than normally getting dirt in a wound.

 

 

 

Does that mean you have tried it?

 

 

 

I would assume it would be 100x worse though, since if you left it untreated you die from it.

A funny way I have seen in a film is getting hundreds of cuts then being forced into a portapotty to die from the pathogens in the crap. :lol:

 

 

 

(hills have eyes 2)

 

i saw that, hmm i didnt really grasp how painfull that would be untill i read that.

 

 

 

I am not sure about painful, I never attempted to rub crap into an open wound before :lol:

 

 

 

What I can say about it is it wouldn't be very pleansant to drown in a mixture of of human excrement.

 

 

 

Pretty much just 100x worse than normally getting dirt in a wound.

 

 

 

Does that mean you have tried it?

 

 

 

I would assume it would be 100x worse though, since if you left it untreated you die from it.

 

 

 

I'm not THAT deranged, lol

having hooks slowly being driven into your eye sockets. slowly, but with alot of pressure, untill they finally reach your brain and kill you

 

 

 

being covered in liquid nitrogen

 

 

 

being covered in liquid nitrogen and then being pushed out of a plane

 

 

 

having every single bone in your body broken, then having your kidneys removed and just left to die without anaesthetic or pain killers of any sort

 

 

 

having oil poored down your throat and into your lungs and stomach

 

 

 

being forced to lie on a bed of nails and a massive block of ice above you, suspended by a cable that will break at a random, undetermined time, which will fall onto you and crush you onto the nails. or alternatively, on the bed of nails with a massive bowl on your back (enough to hold maybe 75-100 litres, maybe more, and a few slowly dripping taps above you to fill the bowl which will push onto your body and onto the nails, slowly killing you

 

 

 

ill get back to you guys tomorrow when i have thought of more

There is no resistance in your eye sockets, your is just a big ball of water (I can't remember the name of the water) think of it like a water balloon ... try pushing a hook slowly but forcfully through that and see what happens. :lol:

 

 

 

I get the nitrogen part but why then out of an airoplane? Your already frozen aka dead.

 

 

 

If the breaks didn't open up then I think you would be ok cos none of the bone marrow could come out. Not sure on that one though

 

 

 

Havn't you seen japanese street performers lie on a bed of nails before with breeze blocks on them, then another guy comes along and smashes the breeze block? If you were to kill some body like this it would mean you would have to get a HUGE block of ice, this is just an impratical way to do it.

 

 

 

Again it would come down to how much 100 liters wieghs.

having oil poored down your throat and into your lungs and stomach

 

 

 

wasn't that in the latest James Bond film ? Quantom Of Solace ?

 

It made me cringe when i saw that bit

having oil poored down your throat and into your lungs and stomach

 

 

 

wasn't that in the latest James Bond film ? Quantom Of Solace ?

 

It made me cringe when i saw that bit

 

I thought it was in one of the older Fast and the Furious. :?

having oil poored down your throat and into your lungs and stomach

 

 

 

wasn't that in the latest James Bond film ? Quantom Of Solace ?

 

It made me cringe when i saw that bit

 

I thought it was in one of the older Fast and the Furious. :?

 

 

 

it was poured in/near his mouth, it wasn't like they forced his jaw open and stuck the pipe in. :lol:

 

 

 

I don't watch james bond (cos there crap) so I don't know about that.

having oil poored down your throat and into your lungs and stomach

 

 

 

wasn't that in the latest James Bond film ? Quantom Of Solace ?

 

It made me cringe when i saw that bit

 

 

 

Nah, he just left the guy in the desert with a can of motor oil. The guy didn't have to drink it, but I suppose he did because there's nothing better to drink during complete dehydration in the desert.

In your sleep.

In your sleep.

 

 

 

why?

In your sleep.

 

 

 

That is the best way to die, this thread is about the worst.

In your sleep.

 

 

 

why?

 

 

 

Wouldn't know it's coming. No 'final thoughts' or moments.

Yeah, I bet you'd regret that when you're dea- oh wait.

having oil poored down your throat and into your lungs and stomach

 

 

 

wasn't that in the latest James Bond film ? Quantom Of Solace ?

 

It made me cringe when i saw that bit

 

 

 

Nah, he just left the guy in the desert with a can of motor oil. The guy didn't have to drink it, but I suppose he did because there's nothing better to drink during complete dehydration in the desert.

 

 

 

But the guy killed the woman though ? and she was left on the bed covered in motor oil and her lungs were drowned in it too.

In your sleep.

 

 

 

why?

 

 

 

Wouldn't know it's coming. No 'final thoughts' or moments.

 

 

 

So you would rather go through the rest of these painfull and/or slow deaths so you can have a final few moments rather than going to sleep like any other time then not even relising your dead.

 

 

 

(Lets please not go into the whole life after death argument)

No, I'm not saying I want my face eaten alive, or drank oil, or boiled. But the only way I want to die, is if I kill myself, then I'm in control. And as someone said, no final thoughts. I wrote a short story similar to that.

having oil poored down your throat and into your lungs and stomach

 

 

 

wasn't that in the latest James Bond film ? Quantom Of Solace ?

 

It made me cringe when i saw that bit

 

 

 

Nah, he just left the guy in the desert with a can of motor oil. The guy didn't have to drink it, but I suppose he did because there's nothing better to drink during complete dehydration in the desert.

 

it happened twice, actually. once to the chick who was supposed to escort bond back home, she was found dead in the hotel room covered in oil, and her lungs full of it. the second one was greene in the derert with the can of oil.

 

 

 

 

 

There is no resistance in your eye sockets, your is just a big ball of water (I can't remember the name of the water) think of it like a water balloon ... try pushing a hook slowly but forcfully through that and see what happens. :lol:

 

 

 

I get the nitrogen part but why then out of an airoplane? Your already frozen aka dead.

 

 

 

If the breaks didn't open up then I think you would be ok cos none of the bone marrow could come out. Not sure on that one though

 

 

 

Havn't you seen japanese street performers lie on a bed of nails before with breeze blocks on them, then another guy comes along and smashes the breeze block? If you were to kill some body like this it would mean you would have to get a HUGE block of ice, this is just an impratical way to do it.

 

 

 

Again it would come down to how much 100 liters wieghs.

 

well, 100 litres of water is 100kg....

 

 

 

also, i just thought watching some1 who was frozen fall out of a plane and smash on the ground would be kinda funny

 

 

 

and the bed of nails thing, those people are specially trained, a normal person would be injured serverely by such a stunt. also, it doesnt matter if its impracticle, thats not what this is about ;p

Actually any body can lie on a bed of nails it is just physics.

 

 

 

You have to work out how to evenly spread your weight over a certian area and how much pressure a certain part of your skin can take.

 

 

 

For instance you could have a board with every millimeter used to put nails through in that case there is no chance of you being killed cos your weight is all over the nails.

 

 

 

Or you could have 1 nail right in the middle so all your wieght is on 1 part of your back in that case you will be lying on the board with a steel nail coming out of your abdomen :lol:

I think falling down an elevator shaft, then getting crushed by the elevator would be a really crappy way to die. One of mankind's ultimate floor-scaling conveniences becomes your nightmare when it crushes you at the bottom of a deep pit. Your screams bounce uselessly off the walls of the shaft, and ultimately your death is caused by an unsuspecting old lady who wants to go to the ground floor to leave the building, completely unaware that the button she pressed to go down has completely sealed your fate.

I think falling down an elevator shaft, then getting crushed by the elevator would be a really crappy way to die. One of mankind's ultimate floor-scaling conveniences becomes your nightmare when it crushes you at the bottom of a deep pit. Your screams bounce uselessly off the walls of the shaft, and ultimately your death is caused by an unsuspecting old lady who wants to go to the ground floor to leave the building, completely unaware that the button she pressed to go down has completely sealed your fate.

 

That can't happen, elevators are made so that even if the cables snap they'll stop, I saw a tv show on the discovery channel about it once.

I think falling down an elevator shaft, then getting crushed by the elevator would be a really crappy way to die. One of mankind's ultimate floor-scaling conveniences becomes your nightmare when it crushes you at the bottom of a deep pit. Your screams bounce uselessly off the walls of the shaft, and ultimately your death is caused by an unsuspecting old lady who wants to go to the ground floor to leave the building, completely unaware that the button she pressed to go down has completely sealed your fate.

 

That can't happen, elevators are made so that even if the cables snap they'll stop, I saw a tv show on the discovery channel about it once.

 

 

 

I'm not talking about the cables snapping. I'm not sure how they do it, but some people (kids in particular) somehow manage to accidently fall down the elevator shaft, and land on the bottom, then the elevator comes down and crushes them. I've seen it several times on the news. I think it has to do with the doors malfunctioning by opening up before the elevator arrives, and they don't pay attention so they just walk in and plunge down the empty chasm, then the late elevator comes down and finishes the job with a ton of crushing force on their poor body, all because they didn't look before they stepped.