Furah Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 My boys died a little when I read this. :( Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0omeg00 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Porn is now illegal in the Ukraine, unless used for medicinal purposes. Porn has a medicinal purpose? Hospitals use it to help men extracting their sperm. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 In the middle of a recession?... Jokes aside, I'm curious how much money is made from porn every year. It doesn't advocate it though... [Edit-but-not-really-since-I-haven't-posted-yet] http://www.lightedcandle.org/pornstats/money.asp We want every Ukrainian family not to have a porno mag in the bedroom dresser, but a Bible, said Viktor Shvets, chairman of the parliament committee that drafted the pornography law. ATHEISTS ATTACK Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 We want every Ukrainian family not to have a porno mag in the bedroom dresser, but a Bible, said Viktor Shvets, chairman of the parliament committee that drafted the pornography law. but..but...playboy iisssssss my bible!! :cry: :cry: :-$ Compromise: Hide the porn under the bible... Though good luck enforcing this. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast647 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I wonder if people are going to be bootlegging in Porn from other countries. Come to #tip-it on Swift IRC, if you're cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 What if someone got a piece of paper and scribbled a naked woman on it? Would they be sent to prison, even if they drew a stick-figure woman with circles for boobs? SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 to be fair - no more crazier than russia banning gambling. WHAT! :shock: I'm just waiting for Lenin to show up and make some Russian reversal "joke" he does so well. And also, why ban porn !? No moral qualms here, but how the heck are they going to enforce it ? I have never once made a joke like that. I suspect they would enforce it based mostly on monitoring downloads, or blocking sites based on the Australian firewall (did that ever succeed?). Banning the sale of magazines wouldn't be too difficult. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 didn't realize ukraine is more of a bible-thumping country than america :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Sucks to be them, but I rather see more focus on stopping child sex slavery though. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I have never once made a joke like that. In Soviet Russia, Joke lies about never telling a Lenin. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Great, more laws that cause more problems than they fix. Wait, was there even a problem in the first place? If consenting adults want to make a porno, who is getting harmed? It's a million times more immoral to throw those people in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I would prefer to see any amount of effort put into banning Legit Pornography to be put into enforcing and cracking down on Child Porn. This completely. This will just take valuable resources away from dealing with many serious "internet" crimes such as producing or holding Child pornography, dealing with pedophile rings (Most operate throughout the internet), child grooming etc. I really don't see a problem with the production of pornography as long as it's two (or more) consenting adults par taking for a fair wage. I'm not entirely sure about this and could be incredibly wrong, but I remember reading an article before stating that apparently when pornography became well spread and easy to obtain rape figures fell noticeably. I could be very wrong on this as I said though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 How long did they think about banning this? I guess the black market is now happy. More money for them. I wonder if people are going to be bootlegging in Porn from other countries.But what if they want Ukrainian Porn? I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k00ldud95 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Looks like a lot of people with overworked right hands and wrists are angry with this. It probably won't change a thing. Thay cannot hope to enforce it. :twss: Nechs require 80 Slayer and their main drop is cheap 50k rune boots. Give nechs a better drop!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Geed Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I would prefer to see any amount of effort put into banning Legit Pornography to be put into enforcing and cracking down on Child Porn. :thumbup: There are some things with my motherland I cannot agree with (yeah I was born thar, but I live in the U.S. now.), but I feel that they had some reason behind the decision. Maybe theyre trying to crack down on Child Porn by eliminating all other porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 This won't last. Otherwise that's 1 more country I'm not visiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldJoe Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 I would prefer to see any amount of effort put into banning Legit Pornography to be put into enforcing and cracking down on Child Porn. :thumbup: There are some things with my motherland I cannot agree with (yeah I was born thar, but I live in the U.S. now.), but I feel that they had some reason behind the decision. Maybe theyre trying to crack down on Child Porn by eliminating all other porn? Perhaps. But the money would be more well spent if they targeted only that instead of the whole business. And then still, they will have problems as they aren't going after the sources. J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff moviesJe trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vieJe ne me reconnais plus dans les gensJe suis juste un cas désespérantEt comme personne ne viendra me réclamerJe terminerai comme un objet retrouvé Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Are they doing this for religious reasons to get people to see less porn? I am going to view extra just to piss them off. EDIT: I should say just to spite them, since it won't piss them off because they will never know. Unless the Ukrainian government has a Tip.it'er on their staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Looks like a lot of people with overworked right hands and wrists are angry with this. It probably won't change a thing. Thay cannot hope to enforce it. you forgot about the lefties! how could you! I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel555555 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Porn has a medicinal purpose? Only thing I can think of are cryobanks. every hospital has a little cubby in a back room for porn because of blue balls. not sure of its mdical name. its basically where to much sperm gets produced and things start to swell and it can be quite painfull. And ya how on earth are they going to enforce this without causing a riot? [spoiler=click you know you wanna]Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home from a party after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! if you had this childhood and loved it put this in your signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Isn't it blood? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls says it's when you're stimulated but you don't ejaculate, which causes the blood to pool. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FellonyNoob Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 noooo it provides so much pleasure to so many people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Porn has a medicinal purpose? Actually, yes. :D When someone jacks off or has sex, that contricts the blood vessels. Consequently, this takes away the symptoms of seasonal allergic reactions. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Wow, are you serious? "How's your hay fever?" "Fine. I just jacked off." #-o Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Wow, are you serious? "How's your hay fever?" "Fine. I just jacked off." #-o It works. Personally tested. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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