Jump to content
fastortoise

Hegemony-V2 begins page 302

Recommended Posts

I call Canada.

 

 

 

Since we have much of the worlds natural resources, we will continue to do what we have done for years, and sell it to other countries of the world. Canada will be one of the last bastions of freedom as democracy is still the core foundation of the country unlike many others which have turned to dictatorship.

 

 

 

We will also be developing the most horrible weapon ever: The Bear Tank.


mergedliongr0xe9.gif

Sig by Ikurai

Your Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

You fiend! :lol:

 

 

 

Racheya, I shall make you my second in command, a spot that Sue can join as well. :lol:

 

 

 

Yes that's right, two second in commands.

 

 

 

I WANT control over the SAS. Other wise I'll drown the island. :P

 

I will give you control over the SAS, though your orders can be overruled by my own ;).


ezegyc.png

 

That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I call Canada.

 

 

 

Since we have much of the worlds natural resources, we will continue to do what we have done for years, and sell it to other countries of the world. Canada will be one of the last bastions of freedom as democracy is still the core foundation of the country unlike many others which have turned to dictatorship.

 

 

 

We will also be developing the most horrible weapon ever: The Bear Tank.

 

I'll swap you an army of kangaroos for the blueprints for the mouse-mounted beaver launcher?


Steam | PM me for BBM PIN

 

Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
:lol: I will settle selling all Aus except Tasmania for a leg?

 

Deal, and on second thoughts if I kill him it'll be by fire! So I'll have to cut off his leg first....

 

 

 

Ftw!

 

 

 

Now I call Tasmania "Tasman Island" \'

 

And I live on it forever and stay out of everyones way.

 

 

 

May I get a deal with someone? I trade over numerous Koalas, Kangaroos and Platypodes to you so I get weekly food? :?


I dont need a siggy no moar.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
:lol: I will settle selling all Aus except Tasmania for a leg?

 

Deal, and on second thoughts if I kill him it'll be by fire! So I'll have to cut off his leg first....

 

 

 

Ftw!

 

 

 

Now I call Tasmania "Tasman Island" \'

 

And I live on it forever and stay out of everyones way.

 

Aus is safe anyway. Nobody gives a [bleep] about it.


Steam | PM me for BBM PIN

 

Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Aus is safe anyway. Nobody gives a [bleep] about it.

 

 

 

:lol:

 

I can train Kangaroos to be ninjas for money and food :)


I dont need a siggy no moar.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
:lol: I will settle selling all Aus except Tasmania for a leg?

 

Deal, and on second thoughts if I kill him it'll be by fire! So I'll have to cut off his leg first....

 

 

 

Ftw!

 

 

 

Now I call Tasmania "Tasman Island" \'

 

And I live on it forever and stay out of everyones way.

 

Aus is safe anyway. Nobody gives a [bleep] about it.

 

 

 

Yah. We are so far from everything that even earthquakes fail to exist near us.

 

 

 

Also, to whoever controls China - please try to control your hostile expansionist urge. And to be less of douchebags. Please, for the sake of everyone. No one likes you. Except maybe your trade partners - and only because they're only getting a very reasonable rate.

 

Like us for example. Australia.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

We should make it that only North Korea is untakeable. :ohnoes:

 

It could be like a storyline, an add-on to this one, how we have to have our own ideas how to kill off NK!? :D


I dont need a siggy no moar.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I want Egypt. The Suez Canal is mine!! BWAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

You can thank the English and the Dutch for creating that Pandora's Box of destruction and bloodshed. Greedy, greedy people ...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My first act as ruler of Egypt is to impose a draft: Everyone 16-32 can and will be drafted to the armed forces.


TANSTAAFL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I claim Japan.


2257AD.TUMBLR.COM

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'll take the UK. That's right, England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales are now under my rule. Those of you that decide to throw away all weaponry, think again, I'll give every household a crowbar and/or a trench [bleep]e for when the zombie apocalypse hits. I shall have a full plan for my country once said apocalypse occurs.

 

 

 

We Scottish will not be under English rule.

 

 

 

We shall rise up, revolt, and I shall lead them into a system of Anarchy. Then we take over the world, country by country, introducing Anarchy wherever we go.


swordfinalqr7.jpg

Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

But you're Australian!


I dont need a siggy no moar.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

I will give you control over the SAS, though your orders can be overruled by my own ;).

 

 

 

I can survive that.

 

 

 

So long I got the SAS guys with hawt Scottersh accent. :P


 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I call Sweden. We will attack all those who do not allow the expansion of the Swedish furniture empire. Plus we have Swedish meatballs which could be used in such an attack.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I call Sweden. We will attack all those who do not allow the expansion of the Swedish furniture empire. Plus we have Swedish meatballs which could be used in such an attack.

 

 

 

 

 

Ooh! Meatballs <3:


2257AD.TUMBLR.COM

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'll take India.

 

 

 

Damn! I saw this topic pop up yesterday but no one had replied to it so I didn't think it was going to be this fast, and I was working on my plan for India so I decided not to call it until I had the plan ready.

 

 

 

Since that option is off the table I am claiming Norway, and I am going to let it run exactly as it already is.

 

 

 

EDIT: This is the Tip.it world we are talking about, so actually I am going to need to increase the military. I'm guessing most Tip.it'ers with their utter control over countries are going to be war/expansion happy :) .

 

 

 

So a slightly increased military, and get into diplomatic talks with Sweden to try and consolidate the Scandinavian Peninsula under one rule, and talks with Finland and Denmark to get a strong alliance against any other countries that want to expand into Northern Europe.


q8tsigindy500fan.jpg

indy500fanan9.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
But you're Australian!

 

Hive mind ftw!

 

 

 

I knew it was Sword :|

 

He cant change his personality at all.


I dont need a siggy no moar.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

After a long discussion with the scientists on my island about the increasing military forces in this peaceful New World, we have decided to create more nuclear warheads (all destroyed after the Signing). Although we have faith in tip.it'ers to run their nations peacefully, some have dangerously large armies and militias. Although it is against the new laws, we will use these nukes (which will indefinitely belong to the creator of the thread) to threaten countries who do not play nicely with others.

 

 

 

Secondly, we would like to announce our first scientific breakthrough - a vaccine for both AIDs and malaria. This will wipe out all major disease in Africa, yet I need to tax all powerful countries if we are going to mass produce these things. I have also hired architect Koyo Ito to redesign the islands of Hawaii, now with more laboratories per square kilometer than anywhere else in the world.

 

 

 

As for the revolution: too many tip.it'ers enjoy creating their own utopia and do not want to see their nations crumble during another revolution. Since they knew much information about the anarchists, they were quickly put out of commission.

 

 

 

IMPORTANT: Only the people who actually posted a plan for their desired country actually rule over it. The first poster who actually owned a country would thus be evil_mumm_ra. These people cannot be easily overthrown; you need to post an ever better plan for the country if you wish to be promoted ruler of it. All those who only 'called' countries can be overthrown by anyone with a solid plan. Don't forget - if you leaders bicker constantly over technicalities, I have my destroy-country button in my back pocket. 8-)


hiccup.png

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So I still own Tasman Island? 8-) cool.


I dont need a siggy no moar.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
After a long discussion with the scientists on my island about the increasing military forces in this peaceful New World, we have decided to create more nuclear warheads (all destroyed after the Signing). Although we have faith in tip.it'ers to run their nations peacefully, some have dangerously large armies and militias. Although it is against the new laws, we will use these nukes (which will indefinitely belong to the creator of the thread) to threaten countries who do not play nicely with others.

 

 

 

Secondly, we would like to announce our first scientific breakthrough - a vaccine for both AIDs and malaria. This will wipe out all major disease in Africa, yet I need to tax all powerful countries if we are going to mass produce these things. I have also hired architect Koyo Ito to redesign the islands of Hawaii, now with more laboratories per square kilometer than anywhere else in the world.

 

 

 

As for the revolution: too many tip.it'ers enjoy creating their own utopia and do not want to see their nations crumble during another revolution. Since they knew much information about the anarchists, they were quickly put out of commission.

 

 

 

IMPORTANT: Only the people who actually posted a plan for their desired country actually rule over it. The first poster who actually owned a country would thus be evil_mumm_ra. These people cannot be easily overthrown; you need to post an ever better plan for the country if you wish to be promoted ruler of it. All those who only 'called' countries can be overthrown by anyone with a solid plan. Don't forget - if you leaders bicker constantly over technicalities, I have my destroy-country button in my back pocket. 8-)

 

 

 

Canada will supply a large amount of lumber and maple syrup in exchange for the ability to create both vaccines themselves as well as a treaty stating that no nuclear warheads will fly over Canadian air if used against another country.

 

 

 

Do you accept?


mergedliongr0xe9.gif

Sig by Ikurai

Your Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
After a long discussion with the scientists on my island about the increasing military forces in this peaceful New World, we have decided to create more nuclear warheads (all destroyed after the Signing). Although we have faith in tip.it'ers to run their nations peacefully, some have dangerously large armies and militias. Although it is against the new laws, we will use these nukes (which will indefinitely belong to the creator of the thread) to threaten countries who do not play nicely with others.

 

 

 

Secondly, we would like to announce our first scientific breakthrough - a vaccine for both AIDs and malaria. This will wipe out all major disease in Africa, yet I need to tax all powerful countries if we are going to mass produce these things. I have also hired architect Koyo Ito to redesign the islands of Hawaii, now with more laboratories per square kilometer than anywhere else in the world.

 

 

 

As for the revolution: too many tip.it'ers enjoy creating their own utopia and do not want to see their nations crumble during another revolution. Since they knew much information about the anarchists, they were quickly put out of commission.

 

 

 

IMPORTANT: Only the people who actually posted a plan for their desired country actually rule over it. The first poster who actually owned a country would thus be evil_mumm_ra. These people cannot be easily overthrown; you need to post an ever better plan for the country if you wish to be promoted ruler of it. All those who only 'called' countries can be overthrown by anyone with a solid plan. Don't forget - if you leaders bicker constantly over technicalities, I have my destroy-country button in my back pocket. 8-)

 

I'm right thanks, I do not plan on taking those cures.

 

 

 

As for a proper plan.....

 

- Making it legal for rifles to be carried in public, but it is not to be concealed at all.

 

- Improving the cable infrastructure to improve internet nationwide.

 

- Reducing the hours for an L plate driver back to 50 hours.

 

- Giving citizens the opportunity to take a combat course to teach them how to fend for themselves, and how to correctly use a firearm.

 

- Allowing possession of a shotgun, with a licence.

 

- Legalising airsoft.

 

- Banning Conroy from this country.

 

- Adjusting laws so that burglars can't sue if they were injured while breaking in and stealing stuff.

 

- Legalising the use of force to keep trespassers of your property.

 

- Removing that blasted DET firewall used in schools and TAFE. It doesn't even work, I could look at porn in school and get around the firewall within a minute. It's a whitelist firewall too


Steam | PM me for BBM PIN

 

Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.