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You: im 18/f

 

Stranger: im 19/m

 

You: Sweet, I just got home from a beauty pageant

 

Stranger: really, how did you do?

 

You: Got third place out of 132 others

 

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Stranger: no way!

 

Stranger: that makes you pretty hot

 

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Stranger: 0_0

 

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Nice pokemon thing. My second one is based off of that.

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Edit: here's another, this one made me lol.

 

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[hide=I failed.]Stranger: hey

 

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You see, I found some ascii that had a mudkip and said, "So I heard you like mudkipz". Well, it didn't fit in Omegle.

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I lol'd at bballer's thanks for the pic

 

 

 

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: hyt

 

Stranger: m or f?

 

You: i'm 18/f

 

Stranger: 24 m

 

Stranger: from?

 

You: connecticut

 

Stranger: usa

 

You: yeah

 

You: got pics?

 

Stranger: yes

 

You: swap

 

Stranger: do you have myspace?

 

Stranger: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... mId=155785

 

Stranger: it s me :)

 

You: hehe ur kinda cute :)

 

Stranger: thanks :)

 

You: into snowboarding?

 

Stranger: yes i love this!

 

Stranger: also motocykle :)

 

You: coool

 

You: where is that pic taken?

 

Stranger: in italy

 

Stranger: last year

 

Stranger: show me your pic

 

You: ok :)

 

You: http://img210.imageshack.us/i/dtg.jpg/

 

Stranger: hahah ok

 

Stranger: then bye

 

You: WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME

 

You: I'M LONELY

 

You: PLEASE

 

Stranger: hahaha

 

Stranger: lonley [bleep]

 

You: JUST PRETEND I'M A GURL

 

You: hey at least i'm not bald :D

 

Stranger: ok bye

 

You: oh did i hit a soft spot?

 

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I felt sorry for the guy :lol:

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I lol'd at bballer's thanks for the pic

 

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: hyt

 

Stranger: m or f?

 

You: i'm 18/f

 

Stranger: 24 m

 

Stranger: from?

 

You: connecticut

 

Stranger: usa

 

You: yeah

 

You: got pics?

 

Stranger: yes

 

You: swap

 

Stranger: do you have myspace?

 

Stranger: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... mId=155785

 

Stranger: it s me :)

 

You: hehe ur kinda cute :)

 

Stranger: thanks :)

 

You: into snowboarding?

 

Stranger: yes i love this!

 

Stranger: also motocykle :)

 

You: coool

 

You: where is that pic taken?

 

Stranger: in italy

 

Stranger: last year

 

Stranger: show me your pic

 

You: ok :)

 

You: http://img210.imageshack.us/i/dtg.jpg/

 

Stranger: hahah ok

 

Stranger: then bye

 

You: WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME

 

You: I'M LONELY

 

You: PLEASE

 

Stranger: hahaha

 

Stranger: lonley [bleep]

 

You: JUST PRETEND I'M A GURL

 

You: hey at least i'm not bald :D

 

Stranger: ok bye

 

You: oh did i hit a soft spot?

 

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I felt sorry for the guy :lol:

 

Wow. I just don't understand using omegle for anything other than funny conversations or trolling. I mean, he provided you with nice pictures of himself. Why? It's weird.

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THAR YA GO. sorry, i'm starting to get used to typing in all caps

 

[hide=]Stranger: demilovato69

 

You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

 

Stranger: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

 

Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REQUEST

 

You: TO TRAIN THE IS MY CAUSE

 

Stranger: LOL <3

 

Stranger: ILY

 

You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND

 

Stranger: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

 

You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

 

Stranger: THESE POKEMON

 

You: TO UNDERSTAND

 

Stranger: TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE

 

You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE

 

You: POKEMON!

 

Stranger: GOTA CATCH EMA LL

 

You: YOU KNOW ITS MY DESTINY

 

You: OH YOUR MY BEST FREND

 

Stranger: <3

 

You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND

 

Stranger: so good

 

You: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

 

Stranger: made my night

 

Stranger: thank you for that,

 

You: OUR HEARTS SO TRUE

 

You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THRU

 

Stranger: lol ok

 

Stranger: byebye <3

 

You: YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU[/hide]

 

 

 

Fail. Stranger didn't know the proper words :wall:

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Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]

 

Stranger: Haiii

 

Stranger: Asl?

 

Stranger: ;D

 

You: lol at the top!

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

HAHAHA! Made my day.

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

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Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]

 

Stranger: Haiii

 

Stranger: Asl?

 

Stranger: ;D

 

You: lol at the top!

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

HAHAHA! Made my day.

 

 

 

Meh, overused.

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[hide=]Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: can i practice engliash pleese

 

You: sure

 

Stranger: hello

 

Stranger: how are you?

 

You: bad

 

Stranger: oh no .

 

You: oh yes

 

Stranger: why are ou bad?

 

You: why not?

 

Stranger: this is not english lessons

 

You: it is

 

Stranger: how do you do?

 

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

 

You: REAL ENGLISH LESSON

 

Stranger: oh

 

Stranger: this is very nice music

 

Stranger: thank you very much

 

You: RICK ROLLED!!!

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

Apparently I rick rolled him/her. :thumbsup:

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^Killed it at the end.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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[hide=]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Ok so I'm trying to start a legit conversation.

 

You: so dont [bleep] with me here.

 

You: Agree?

 

Stranger: Ditto dude.

 

Stranger: People on this website seriously have no convo skills.

 

You: Yea...

 

You: I gotta type that [cabbage] every time I type.

 

You: either they are 6 year olds or they are perverted.

 

Stranger: I know! I just say random crap, and eventually most of the dummies disconnect.

 

Stranger: It's like everybody I know is like that too.

 

Stranger: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD

 

You: I blame the internet.

 

Stranger: Same here, I hate how people can't even take the time to spell out words.

 

You: It only takes like 5 seconds for you to look not stupid.

 

You: I mean how's people going to understand "0mg d0 u l1k3 p13???"

 

Stranger: I know I HATE that with burning passion.

 

Stranger: I didn't even understand what you typed.

 

You: Ok dude nice conversation.

 

You: I gotta go.

 

You: Take care

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

This guy is awesome. :thumbup:

 

I could have a really awesome conversation with him, but I had to go to dinner. :roll:

 

 

 

[hide=]Stranger: heyy :]

 

You: hi

 

You: I play runescape

 

Stranger: ew.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

What's wrong with runescape? :?

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Oh yeah, just got the same person twice in a row. I was just going through spamming hyt then leaving, i decided i was gonna teach people what it REALLY means ;) Hot Young Teachers... And so i try it on 1 person... then i get a new partner and when i said HYT the said hot young teachers, so i thought it was a tifer. Then we figured out we just we're paired up.

 

 

 

 

 

[hide=Infinte Win]2853 users online

 

Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: HYT?

 

Stranger: Hot Young Teacher.

 

You: lmfao

 

You: who is this

 

Stranger: Have i been put back in the same room with the recent guy ?

 

You: i guess

 

Stranger: Or is it a task you have to do off /b/ ?

 

 

 

You: damn it

 

You: but wait

 

Stranger: Lol

 

Stranger: Hahaha

 

Stranger: u ask if gay

 

You: hyt is like my forums greeting

 

Stranger: i say yes

 

Stranger: Is that what you got before ?

 

 

 

You: yes

 

You: lmfao!!!

 

 

 

Stranger: LOL

 

Stranger: OMG

 

Stranger: [bleep] Omegle haha

 

You: omfg

 

Stranger: You ditched me :/

 

You: lmfao

 

You: ima talk to someone now xd

 

Stranger: I'm a pretty girl, you're [bleep] lol

 

Stranger: Noooooo

 

Stranger: I'll get you again

 

You: someone as in u lol

 

Stranger: :)

 

Stranger: what ?

 

You: anyways, im not from /b/ lol

 

Stranger: Where are you from ? and why are you asking people that ?

 

 

 

Stranger: Lol were you just like "wtf" when i got it right :)

 

You: trying to find people from the forums that i use, hyt is our greeting

 

You: and if people dont know what it is im just telling them hot young teachers

 

Stranger: Oohhhh i see

 

Stranger: Lol

 

Stranger: What has 'Hot Young Teachers' got to do with it ?

 

Stranger: And what is your forum ? was everyone told to go on Omegle ?

 

 

 

You: well hyt = hey you tifer but when non-tifers ask as a joke lots of people say its hot young teacher or some other dumb acronymn like hot yak tacos

 

Stranger: Lolwut

 

You: yeah haha

 

Stranger: What's your forum ?

 

You: viewforum.php?f=10

 

Stranger: Cool thanks

 

Stranger: So what else are you upto ?

 

You: well, the forum is a runescape based forum, but that is the off topic part... the community is accutally intelligent so yeah... and im playing runescape :x

 

Stranger: Lol Runescape, i use to play that when i was younger.

 

Stranger: But cool

 

You: haha, lots of people really only experience the begining stuff and put it off, but it can get quite intricate

 

Stranger: Why in one forum there are random pictures of people ?

 

 

 

Stranger: Yeah haha

 

You: what do you mean? you talking about the real-life pictures thread?

 

Stranger: Yes lol

 

You: oh, idk lol people post so other people know what they look like

 

Stranger: Oh lol

 

Stranger: Are you on there ?

 

You: naw

 

You: people can imagine me as whatever they want haha

 

Stranger: Lol cool

 

You: well anyways i g2g lol its late

 

Stranger: Bai :)

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

or save this log or send us feedback.[/hide]

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It's great you know what you're talking about rustiod. Everything you've said is 100% accurate a true.

 

That being said...your a [bleep]ing [bleep] douchebag, and none of your advice will ever (or should ever) be taken seriously because of it.

disregard good advice because the giver is a douche

 

THAT MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON

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[hide=]Stranger: hi!

 

You: The world is burning.

 

You: Run.

 

Stranger: :o !

 

Stranger: *runs*

 

You: I meant really run.

 

Stranger: wait. where to?!

 

You: Not sit at your computer, and type asterisk runs asterisk.

 

Stranger: if the whole world is burning, where can i run?

 

You: Anywhere.

 

You: But the world.

 

Stranger: the moon?

 

You: The moon would be good.

 

Stranger: alright

 

Stranger: see you there?

 

You: You should get started.

 

You: No.

 

You: I... have other commitments.

 

Stranger: like what?!

 

You: Well, my friend.

 

Stranger: surely you should save yourself too?!

 

You: There is something you should know about me.

 

Stranger: what...?

 

You: The reason I can not run... to the Moon.

 

You: Is that...

 

You: IM A WHALE ORAROAROAORA

 

Stranger: :o OMG NO WAY?!

 

You: It... is true.

 

Stranger: whales are awesome!

 

You: But we cannot run.

 

Stranger: how do you type if you are a whale?

 

You: I use my whale teeth.

 

Stranger: wow, that's an interesting skill

 

You: It is.

 

You: But it will not aid me in running from a burning world.

 

Stranger: yes. :(

 

You: You... you should get going. Remember me.

 

Stranger: i will, my whale buddy

 

Stranger: i will always remember you

 

You: Whalez fo'lyfe.

 

You: IM A WHALE ORAROAROAORA[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=]Stranger: cybersex?i'm male

 

You: Hmm.

 

You: No thank you.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

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What's wrong with runescape? :?

 

Step one: Bore yourself.

 

Step two: Gain money from boring yourself.

 

Step three: Use money to bore yourself more.

 

Repeat steps 2 and 3 at will.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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You: IMA FIRING MY LAZER BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Stranger: OH [cabbage]

 

Stranger: YOUR FIRIN YOU LAZEBRAAAAAAAAAUGH

 

You: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

Stranger disconnected

 

 

 

[hide=]You: Oh no we're going down!!!!!!

 

You: neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BOOM!

 

You: This is roflcopter 5 we are down i repeat we are down!

 

You: send teh backup!

 

Stranger: what?

 

Stranger: where are you frome?

 

You: Oh noes teh noobs r teh firing at us!

 

You: ratatatatatatatatatat DIe nooblets!

 

You: ratatatatatata

 

Stranger: where is?

 

You: ga!H i'm hit!

 

You: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Stranger: which contry/>/?\

 

You: yes teh rescue roflcopet is teh here!

 

You: we r saved!

 

You: oh noes!

 

You: it is teh shiot down!

 

Stranger: are you iranian?

 

You: ratatatatatatatatatatat

 

You: all hope is lost!

 

You: *dies*

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=]You: i am m aser gc ow.

 

You: wohuld you like som e rass to edat???\

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

(I am a cow. Would you like some grass to eat?)[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

OH WHAT FUN!

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What's wrong with runescape? :?

 

Step one: Bore yourself.

 

Step two: Gain money from boring yourself.

 

Step three: Use money to bore yourself more.

 

Repeat steps 2 and 3 at will.

 

Grind, grind, grind.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!

 

You: Hyt - Felio

 

You: WYESEYSW

 

You: YES YSE YSE WHO ARE YOU

 

You: HYT - Pirate_felix

 

You: Who are you on tif?

 

Stranger: Jesusinacan ^_^

 

You: is that a tif account :P?

 

Stranger: Im on Lady heinous right now ^_^

 

You: OH

 

You: YESH HYESH YESH

 

You: P:

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

YESH

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!

 

You: Hyt - Felio

 

You: WYESEYSW

 

You: YES YSE YSE WHO ARE YOU

 

You: HYT - Pirate_felix

 

You: Who are you on tif?

 

Stranger: Jesusinacan ^_^

 

You: is that a tif account :P?

 

Stranger: Im on Lady heinous right now ^_^

 

You: OH

 

You: YESH HYESH YESH

 

You: P:

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

YESH

 

 

 

Did you win? I can't even tell...

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Menofmen, please keep it clean(er).

 

 

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!Hyt! It's jesus!

 

You: Hyt - Felio

 

You: WYESEYSW

 

You: YES YSE YSE WHO ARE YOU

 

You: HYT - Pirate_felix

 

You: Who are you on tif?

 

Stranger: Jesusinacan ^_^

 

You: is that a tif account :P?

 

Stranger: Im on Lady heinous right now ^_^

 

You: OH

 

You: YESH HYESH YESH

 

You: P:

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

YESH

 

Added to OP. :thumbup:

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You: hyt

 

Stranger: A wild ABRA appears

 

You: Victreebell uses sleep powder!

 

Stranger: The wild ABRA fell sleep

 

You: You throw a great ball.

 

Stranger: The wild ABRA broke free

 

You: Victreebell uses razor leaf!

 

Stranger: The wild ABRA is asleep

 

 

 

Heh, confused him.

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[hide=]Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: hyt

 

Stranger: asl ?

 

You: 16 f cali

 

Stranger: do you wanna see my [bleep] on pics ?

 

You: ok

 

Stranger: [link goes here] it was really what he said... :-X

 

Stranger: here its unshaved

 

You: but first

 

You: .-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-

 

.-^*''::::::::::-~-~-*--^*~~-

 

..-^*''::::-::::-~~-::~-::::/:::-~^:*^-

 

.-*':::::::::-^*::-:::~-::-:::::/::-~:::::'

 

.../::::::::-~^^::::^~-:*-::::-*-/:::::::::::-::'

 

../::::::::/::-~~-::-::':-*' . . . . *-::::-~^::

 

.|::::::::~~-____-~^* . . . . . . . . *-:::::::-

 

.|:::::-^*''¯ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'::::^-:-

 

.|::::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|::::~-:'|

 

..:::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :::~-

 

::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .:::::::-'

 

.*-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -~~~~- . . .'::::/ /'''

 

...-| . -~~~~- . . . . -*-^*''o¯¯'''''*' . . . :/ / . | |

 

...'| .*^^*'''¯o¯'''*- . . . ,''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . | .*- '|

 

.....| . *^~~-~^*'' .| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .| ./-~./

 

...'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| . . /'

 

...| . . . . . . .- ' . . . .*^ . . . . . . .. . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC..

 

*- . . . . . -_-^^-* . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there?

 

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|

 

.' . . . _-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / .

 

... . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . --

 

.''- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .-* . . . | . ''*-

 

.*- . . . . . . . . . . . . -^'' . . . . / . . ';;;;*^-

 

....|*^- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . ./' . . . .|;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-_

 

.-^*'| . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . .-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-_

 

..-^*'';;;;;;;;| *- . . . . . . . . . . . -*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^-

 

-^*''¯;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;| . .*- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~-

 

-^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|. . . . *^~--^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

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Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: THE WORLD'S GOING TO END

 

Stranger: helloov

 

You: 2012 is drawing near, flee....flee for your lives

 

You: Doom is impending...and only we mayans will survive

 

Stranger: f

 

You: Thy "civilised" shalt die

 

You: And now I shalt leave...to spread the word of my people

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

 

First time using it...I'll try do better next time

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Stranger: hi

 

You: HYT

 

Stranger: wat hyt?

 

You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-,

 

.................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"-

 

.................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\

 

.................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,

 

..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-,

 

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I dont really see how this is funny at all.

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