March 18, 201313 yr I still don't know he was holding it off. He wasted his chance of going to Jagex, I doubt they'd give him another. Plus, he always said it's not such a big deal - then why wait for weeks before doing it?! He says it is no big deal, that doesn't mean that he thinks it is no big deal. It would be kind of sad if he started crying about it in public right? http://sign.tip.it/1/2/79/260/essiw.png Retired item crew I would like to be credited as essiw at the website update & corrections forum. Thanks!
March 18, 201313 yr The only thing that is upsetting is that the last experience point wasn't recorded. But now we can move on from that whole hullabaloo and focus on the other high-ranked players. That [bleep]ing aussie better update us again tomorrow. (22:28:44) <@Leik> LE INTORNUTZ SPEEK xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 18, 201313 yr Now instead of '5b xp is/isn't possible' we have 'the five billionth xp on an account can/can't be recorded'. Let's see if the next person can. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted
March 18, 201313 yr Now instead of '5b xp is/isn't possible' we have 'the five billionth xp on an account can/can't be recorded'. Let's see if the next person can. Or PLOT TWIST the video was photoshop'd and he didn't actually get it! Quest Cape Achieved on November 14, 2007Items AcquiredCrystal Pick and HatchetBerzerker Ring x 33/28 Barrows Items
March 18, 201313 yr [bleep]ing finally, now people can stop the bs semantic of "Oh look 5b ISN'T possible".If you had any wit you'd realise it was never about it being impossible.
March 18, 201313 yr http://puu.sh/2k5NF I can't even attempt to control my bodily fluids right now The only person who won't be able to control his fluids is Suomi when he realises what happened to him today/yesterday.
March 18, 201313 yr STOP THE GODDAMN PRESSES That's right Runescapians, it has finally happened. After single handedly sending both ancient effigies and cave crawlers to their extinction, and thousands of hours staring into the seemingly unbeatable abyss, it has finally happened. THE 5B XP HAS BEEN REACHED. In a statement released earlier today, a spokesman for Jagex* was quoted stating "this is the perfect result for us. It has been fairly tense since the redaction of our invite for Suomi to visit JHQ, so in an attempt to quell the angst, we decided that, under the guise of introducing new lore into the game, we would make it near impossible for Suomi to hit 5B. It is a rare, but excellent day when we get to troll a top player successfully". It has recently come to light that there may be some deeper issues that may have led to this unfortunate mistake. Unnamed sources** claim that Suomi has recently given up Pronscaping in an attempt to address a deepening addiction. In turn, he has been suffering from severe withdrawal, including heavily shaking hands which appear to have led to his unfortunate misclick. The butterfly responsible has been reprimanded in custody and is likely to be charged with public nuisance. On this, the most momentous day in Runescapian history, one can only close with VIVA LA SUOMI *Not really a spokesman, you [bleep]ing idiots**Quite obviously not made up The only thing that is upsetting is that the last experience point wasn't recorded. But now we can move on from that whole hullabaloo and focus on the other high-ranked players. That [bleep]ing aussie better update us again tomorrow. [bleep] yeh [bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER
March 18, 201313 yr Suomi has been muted again, lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlzQhasVSIU LIVERPOOL WILL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE THIS SEASON. [01:24:34] CJ Hunnicutt: it takes skill to be that [bleep]ing stupid
March 18, 201313 yr The circumstances surrounding his mute seem strange. From that video, his version seems to be that he hasn't done anything wrong this time.
March 18, 201313 yr Just not his day, is it? Check out my blog to read the Adventures of a Big Damn (F2P) Hero. THE place for all free players to connect, hang out and talk about how awesome it is to be F2P. So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually...
March 19, 201313 yr Was that not an update enough? God damnit you guys suck. RQ [bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER
March 19, 201313 yr People can't be trusted to remember who they are, man. SUOMI seems so much different now than he did a year ago. He needs to watch the wonder years, you know, so he can get back to his roots. That show is a godsend, an absolute masterpiece. There are many doctors that.. Okay, I don't want to generalize. A few decades ago I had this fascinating conversation with a Cardiologist and he said that it isn't him who saves people's lives via surgery, etc. He said he could feel the holy spirit flow through him. He said it was God who saved them, and God was just using him as a tool. Well, call me crazy, but I think sometimes the same phenomenon applies to artists. I think a true masterpiece can be a glimpse of God. And there is NOTHING that fits that description better than "The Wonder Years." Every episode reduces me to tears almost. It's about life, growing up, love, and baby boomers. Aside from baby boomers, those were the three big emotions/entities that I associated with SUOMI, which is why I wanted to see him succeed so damn much. (When he started playing again a few months ago, I did a jig when I heard the news.)He had so much passion, and I would've donated to him (IF I DIDNT GET MY 225k GRENWALL SPIKES HACKED. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.) Today though, those qualities have dissolved from SUOMI's personality and I hope it's just fatigue and not a case of "growing up" gone wrong.
March 19, 201313 yr Read the fine print when you are creating your account - ** "..once a player reach 5B xp, the might banhammer of Thor from Valhalla will decent upon thee like a [bleep]ton of bricks" **True quote from terms and conditions of Jagex
March 19, 201313 yr Read the fine print when you are creating your account - ** "..once a player reach 5B xp, the might banhammer of Thor from Valhalla will decent upon thee like a [bleep]ton of bricks" **True quote from terms and conditions of Jagex Asgard*
March 19, 201313 yr Read the fine print when you are creating your account - ** "..once a player reach 5B xp, the might banhammer of Thor from Valhalla will decent upon thee like a [bleep]ton of bricks" **True quote from terms and conditions of Jagex It may well be, given that no one reads them anyway. [bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER
March 19, 201313 yr I'm hopeful that Gemeos will update the time calc spreadsheet using butterflies for thieving. The musings of a newbie going after his second thousand levels.
March 19, 201313 yr Read the fine print when you are creating your account - ** "..once a player reach 5B xp, the might banhammer of Thor from Valhalla will decent upon thee like a [bleep]ton of bricks" **True quote from terms and conditions of JagexThe fine print said that you must 13 years of age and suomi was younger, hence the mute.
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