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Monster survival this week = Cannibals

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Mather summed it up.

 

 

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all the octopuses around the world seem to be super intellegant and can breath on land, they know how to work weapons: Fire.

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Uh, avoid the ocean? I'm no where near it, and they also wouldn't really be able to move at more than a good tenth of a mile per hour.

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Mather summed it up.

 

 

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all the octopuses around the world seem to be super intellegant and can breath on land, they know how to work weapons: Fire.

Octopi, octopi, OCTOPI

 

And I'd go to Japan. Tako anyone? (Tako is Japanese for octopus) :thumbup:

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I had to come in here to tell you how to spell octopi. As it stands, your thread title is hilarious, but confusing.

 

 

 

EDIT: Heck, now I want to discuss the terror that is octokitties.

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Uh, avoid the ocean? I'm no where near it, and they also wouldn't really be able to move at more than a good tenth of a mile per hour.

They are slow but not that slow.

 

And what happens when they get near you?

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I had to come in here to tell you how to spell octopi. As it stands, your thread title is hilarious, but confusing.

 

 

 

EDIT: Heck, now I want to discuss the terror that is octokitties.

OCTOKITTES: THE GREAT FURRY BEASTS OF THE DEEP. THEY HAVE CLAWS TOO.

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Why can't you says [kitty]s?!

 

And I don't mind octokittie discussion :twss:

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Uh, avoid the ocean? I'm no where near it, and they also wouldn't really be able to move at more than a good tenth of a mile per hour.

They are slow but not that slow.

 

And what happens when they get near you?

Close my doors and laugh at their non-opposable thumbs?

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I had to come in here to tell you how to spell octopi. As it stands, your thread title is hilarious, but confusing.

 

 

 

EDIT: Heck, now I want to discuss the terror that is octokitties.

OCTOKITTES: THE GREAT FURRY BEASTS OF THE DEEP. THEY HAVE CLAWS TOO.

 

Once they suction on, they can tear your skin apart with claw and beak!

 

 

[kitty] is censored because it is used as a derogtory term.

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Won't work, they'll break open the door.

 

Oh yeh, they also have ink.

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Won't work, they'll break open the door.

 

Oh yeh, they also have ink.

Remind me how an animal which would die from being out of the water (being able to breathe or not) from pressure in most cases, would break down a door? Alternatively, I hit them with a sledgehammer. Or, you know, get in my car and drive. Not much they can do.

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I dunno, octokitties sound like scary stuff.

 

Hex, you have won the world with this. Octo[kitty] is now my favorite non-word-thing.

 

 

Oh, and octokitties would be more dangerous, because they can run on land, and have claws to go with their tentacles.

 

 

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

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Lol wasn't there a James Bond film called octo[kitty]? Or a character at least.

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Octa[kitty]. :thumbup:

Lol wasn't there a James Bond film called octo[kitty]? Or a character at least.

 

Yes there is.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octo[kitty]

 

Well, you can't get the link without it being censored, so just copy and paste it to the address bar and fix it up there.

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I edited the title - I laughed my [wagon] off and spit OJ everywhere when I saw Octo[kitty] - had to prevent others from cleaning up a similar mess ;)

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I edited the title - I laughed my [wagon] off and spit OJ everywhere when I saw Octo[kitty] - had to prevent others from cleaning up a similar mess ;)

OCTOPI NOT OCTOPUSSES, WHICH IS WHAT IT WOULD BE, RATHER THAN OCTOPUS'S

oh sorry for the caps, left caps lock on.

I edited the title - I laughed my [wagon] off and spit OJ everywhere when I saw Octo[kitty] - had to prevent others from cleaning up a similar mess ;)

For some reason I didn't even think of that.

In my mind I just automatically picture a kitty with octopus tentacles. (I didn't actually open the thread.) #-o

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Can I keep a pet Octokitty?

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My plan is to break into somwhere like a gas station, first i'd get lots and lots of water and place it in diffrent barrels.

 

I'd try to get as much oil out of the gas station as possible (for safety) and I would try to eradicate.

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Why are we worrying again? Octopi don't have thumbs, move slowly, and present no real threat to anyone who hase a front door/closed windows.

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Why are we worrying again? Octopi don't have thumbs, move slowly, and present no real threat to anyone who hase a front door/closed windows.

Thumbs?

they move slowly but will get everywhere, zombies move slowly.

and there really strong.

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Why are we worrying again? Octopi don't have thumbs, move slowly, and present no real threat to anyone who hase a front door/closed windows.

Thumbs?

they move slowly but will get everywhere, zombies move slowly.

and there really strong.

I close my front door. When an octopus comes, I hit it with a rake.

Yeh, and when ten come in, and then thirty, and then they swarm your house and suck off your face.

 

GTFO

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Octopi don't breath air. They live in water. Nice try though.

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