July 16, 200718 yr Granted but you can never use them, or you will lose them :twisted: I wish I was the strongest person in the universe and I have eternal youth.(also im not freakishly huge) When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
July 16, 200718 yr Granted. you are freakishly small...... in a certain important department.. rofl. I wish I could stop laughing at my own jokes. They're not that funny!
July 16, 200718 yr Granted. They're still not funny. I wish Tip.It wasn't advertised in immature areas. : I dont need a siggy no moar.
July 17, 200718 yr Granted: But instead Tip.it advertises with an annoying pop up that comes up everytime you post (or in otherwords everytime you click a link or refresh) :anxious: I wish that the white knights would wear chicken suits. (always wanted to screen that)
July 17, 200718 yr Granted, but they become chicken (lol) and they hide from everyone. I wish I could have eyes the size of this guy (in proportion, of course): :shock: You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head.
July 18, 200718 yr granted, but a bird comes along and pecks your eyes untill you're blind wish i was a better merchanter.
July 18, 200718 yr Granted, since you're such a great merchant, you now have a new rival, that's better than you in anything, so he get's you out of business. I wish that superman would take a vocation on the North Pole, and would do some bad things (by accident), and the santa would be ashamed of him. And Superman would say "*word censored since it isn't allowed on these forums* you!!!!" and santa would even be more ashamed since he used a dirty word, and Santa and Superman would agree on that this means war. I also wish that this war on the north pole would last for just a day, and when they're both hurt they stop fighting. Also some mysterious stranger is there to pick up Superman since the vocation is over. The main part of the wish is to know who that stranger really is.
July 18, 200718 yr Granted, it's poisoned. I wish I knew what that bad thing was, no amnesia, "too complicated to understand", or any other nonsense like that please. Just tell me what the bad thing is. :shame:
July 18, 200718 yr a momkey would fall from the sky and eat superman there by ending his goodness rain and super villians would then rule the world and not-posion my dount i wish for a frosted dount :
July 18, 200718 yr Granted, it's frozen so hard, that your teeth break before you can even eat a tiny piece of the donut. I wish I'd see a gunman running to be, and then would hear a shot from a gun, and it would be a man behind me that would be an FBI agent, then I'd say "Please don't kill me, I'm too young to die." and the FBI agent would say, "What the hell man? I just saved your life. You should be happy that I saved you from a very dangerous criminal." then I'd ask "Thanks, but I wanna ask you something, why did you save me?", I also wish to know the rest of the storyline.
July 19, 200718 yr *bang* your dead FBI: i saved your life on accident, your really the most wanted man in germany i wish i had a toaster so i can warm up my dount
July 19, 200718 yr Granted, it's so sweet that you magically fall in love with it and hug it and don't drive it. I wish I knew what the FBI agent would do after his boss fires him for "Killing people for wrong reasons" because the boss knows that I haven't done any crime in Germany.
July 21, 200718 yr granted. you know know the reason. It's classified information. If I post it here.. I'll have to kill everyone else that reads it. I wish that I could wear the slayer nosepeg whenever anyone with the name stinky or nasty came near me... hehehe
July 21, 200718 yr Granted, but it won't protect you from Stinky D. Ethan gunshots. :twisted: I wish for a vocation in the City of Townsville (the fictional one, not the real life one), and Will Smith would be my roommate.
July 22, 200718 yr Granted but your room is in Mojo's lab in range of his lazer gun I wish I was the richest RS player ever (meaning 999 nonillion \ \ ) HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more!
July 22, 200718 yr Granted, Jagex finds out that you mysteriously got more cash than the program can handle, without problems, so they permanently ban you for macroing. I wish I was on the stadium called "Superheroes VS. Superheroes", and yesterday's fight was "Batman VS. The Incredibles", and The Incredibles won that fight. And today's fight would be "Superman VS. The Powerpuff Girls." I also wish the person under me WOULD describe the fight in over fifteen lines, with full sentences, and make sense.
July 22, 200718 yr Granted, Jagex finds out that you mysteriously got more cash than the program can handle, without problems, so they permanently ban you for macroing. I wish I was on the stadium called "Superheroes VS. Superheroes", and yesterday's fight was "Batman VS. The Incredibles", and The Incredibles won that fight. And today's fight would be "Superman VS. The Powerpuff Girls." I also wish the person under me WON'T describe the fight in over fifteen lines, with full sentences, and make sense. :-w Granted, But your seats were bad becasue some fat dude that took 3 chairs was in front of you. Jagex then realizes that I didn't macro and un-banned me (cause they can)I wish that Jagex would make me a p-mod so this dosen't happen again, and that the game was updated so you could have nonillions. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more!
July 22, 200718 yr Granted, but you get surrounded by rule breakers, but in these crowds are also nice players, when you get caught banning too many nice ones, you lose your ability to be a mod, don't get banned, but muted. I wish that a guard would threaten the fatass to leave since he broke the rule of "one seat each person". Also wish that NOW I get the detailed info from whoever that posts next.
July 22, 200718 yr Granted, but you get surrounded by rule breakers, but in these crowds are also nice players, when you get caught banning too many nice ones, you lose your ability to be a mod, don't get banned, but muted. I wish that a guard would threaten the fatass to leave since he broke the rule of "one seat each person". Also wish that I NOT get the detailed info from whoever that posts next. The guard can't because the fatass bought 3 tickets for friends but they couldn't go I wish I could go back in time 5 min to make sure I didn't report the nice players (I don't report nice people anyways though, only [wagon]) HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more!
July 22, 200718 yr Granted, but since you only report "[wagon]" the bad players haven't been reported yet, the genie thought you meant the body part, so he makes sure you can ONLY report the body part [wagon], so you can't report any player at all. I wish I'd see the fight when it comes on DVD.
July 22, 200718 yr Granted, but the camera man was just behind you, and half the screen has the fat [wagon] head in it. I wish the genie knew that I meant scammers/macros/etc... HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more!
July 22, 200718 yr Granted, you now know he used to know that in 2001, but couldn't remember it in whole six years. I wish pornography websites no longer exist, I'm serious, sometimes I get on them through the annoying popups that come out of nowhere. :evil:
July 22, 200718 yr Granted, but all pornographic magazines move to online .pdf versions, which spambots e-mail to you every day. :-s I wish for an 8800 Ultra.
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