January 13, 200818 yr granted, but that wish is predetermined-you will newer sleep again i wish i hadn't had to go to school tomorow refresh to see another sigF2p forever
January 13, 200818 yr Granted, but you find you have to go to school for all the other days for the rest of your life. I wish there was a "Kill Noobs" skill. /m\_(-.-)_/m\"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry The Creativity Shack - A forum for Writers, Artists and Musicians
January 13, 200818 yr granted, you get killed i wish for all people to be happy :D refresh to see another sigF2p forever
January 13, 200818 yr Granted, but sooner or later everyone are annoyed about everyone be happy and become very angry. I wish to become the king of earth, then I'd enslave the humanity. :twisted:
January 13, 200818 yr granted, aliens come and enslave you i wish my light bulb never breaks refresh to see another sigF2p forever
January 13, 200818 yr Granted, it never works properly either. I wish Wikipedia would no longer be the encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
January 13, 200818 yr granted, and wikipedia turns into a MMO-wikipedia the new hot game on the web i wish for a strawberry jelly dount
January 13, 200818 yr Granted, you get a plastic strawberry jelly dount. I wish that whoever posts next will be beaten up by three strong gangsters.
January 13, 200818 yr Granted...but then I get my cats to beat them to a bloody pulp with their claws and teeth that have injured me so many times. I also blackmail them with pictures of them as little kids to not tell anyone what my kitties did. Then, just in case, they pay my medical bills because they don't want people to see them as these little naked un-tough kids who they used to be. I wish I had OCD. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
January 13, 200818 yr Granted, you have been misdiagnosed with OCD. I wish I was anal retentive :) Stat Progress | Stat Averages | Stat Records
January 13, 200818 yr granted, but...nothing interesting happens i wish my computer mouse didn't had lots of hair inside refresh to see another sigF2p forever
January 13, 200818 yr Granted, now your keyboard is full of them, what's worse it has more hair than your mouse had, why? Well, keyboards are bigger. I wish Will Smith's wife would marry me, and therefore have two husbands.
January 13, 200818 yr Granted, but you get buzzed and marry another woman in Las Vegas and are prosecuted for polygamy. She divorces you. I wish all of Tip.it's spammers would know about this forum. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
January 13, 200818 yr And when they come come to spam, I STAB them, WITH BULLETS as I have had no one to stab recently... I wish for Wizjany to have the monorail cat back in his avvy as I found it funny. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft.
January 13, 200818 yr Granted, eventually you burn everything, including yourself. I wish Clark Kent would become the next president of the United States.
January 14, 200818 yr Granted. a nerd is the president.... I wish Superman was the president. :anxious:
January 14, 200818 yr granted, he's a president of a knitting company i wish school holidays would never end refresh to see another sigF2p forever
January 14, 200818 yr Granted, jobs get permanent vacation too, that's too bad because you can't enjoy your vacation without those good shops, and hotels, now can you? Granted. a nerd is the president.... I wish Superman was the president. :anxious: He is more than just a nerd, he is the bulletproof superhero. Furthermore he IS Superman in disguise. :roll: I wish silver_wits would read more of the Superman comics, more of the Superman TV shows and movies before thinking Clark Kent and Superman is a separate person.
January 14, 200818 yr Granted, but it doesn't matter, because Clark Kent is now a nerd... :-s Even though he's Superman. I wish to be invincible. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
January 14, 200818 yr Granted, you are now invincible against getting friends. :twisted: I wish for blue eyes, and red eyes, orange would be nice too.
January 14, 200818 yr Granted. However, you get put into containment by the FBI because you are a suspected alien. I wish I could play RuneScape again...
January 14, 200818 yr Granted, unfortunately you're mute. Important note: (MUST READ): Don't reply to this post unless you have seen the show Kids Next Door, or know something about that. I mean it, it's annoying if you corrupt this wish without knowing crap about this show. Tip: You can use YouTube or Wikipedia for references or some other sites accessible by google. I wish I'd see the kids next door then I'd say "Wow, you kids suck so bad. I mean common, your weapons and so dumb, any jackass could survive through your dumb weapons", then I'd shoot Nr. 1 and say "Now go play with your gay toys, jackasses next door. Leave me be or else you will all die same way as Nr. 1 did."
January 14, 200818 yr granted, but number three has a rapist rainbow monkey that kills you as you kill them. I wish that nobody would read this wish.
Create an account or sign in to comment