granted. your purpose in life is to kiss my feet. :lol:

 

 

 

I wish my feet didn't have ticklish... cause even though they stink... it hurts when someone tickles!

granted but you feet become made of rock and you cant wiggle your toes anymore

 

 

 

i wish to be a shark with a laser on my head

granted but you get harpooned by fishers and die...

 

 

 

I wish I had better headphones...

granted. the headphones are better than they were before.. they have noise cancelling hardware on them.

 

however.. since they do.. you can't hear anything from the outside world... and get hit by a bus.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could drive. -.-'

Granted, but by some freak accident, a spark gets into your gas tabk while you're on the freeway. Your car blows up in a spectacular display, flies 50 feet and lands directly on top of another car, which goes into a wild spin and crashes into an overpass, still jutting slightly into traffic, which causes more cars to swerve, many crashing, until a semi jacknifes trying to turn, casuing all traffic to crash and burn. Few live, and those that do suffer horrible burns and amputations. At least 5 people never wake up from a coma.

 

 

 

I wish for an unsharpened pencil.

sweet. I go out with a bang!

 

 

 

Granted. you get an unsharpened pencil. it's a brand new pencil.. however it's unsharpenable. there's no way to sharpen the damn pencil.

 

 

 

I wish that I was able to take over the world.

sorry but i cant grant that wish because only i have that power

 

 

 

i wish i could travel to the future, grab some advanced weapons, come back and take over the world

you have to grant my wish first before i can grant yours!

Ok, seeing as the person above me neither posted a wish, or granted the wish above him/her, I'm gonna ignore his/her post

 

 

 

You travel to the future, but you travel too far and you instantly killed by Earth's new toxic atmosphere

 

 

 

I wish for a bear with scissors

granted. a bear with scissors starts running.. trips on you... and dismembers you.

 

 

 

[what the hell does dismember mean?]

 

 

 

I wish that I was able to take over the world.

 

[and someone best grant it.. or else.]

Granted but i lead a force of rebels and stop your Reign! :twss:

 

I wish my legs were unbroken by Sliver_wits.

Granted. however now your legs have no bones.. so they can't be broken ever!

 

[remember harry potter and the philospher's stone with gilderoy lockhart?]

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a witch. in real life.

Granted but a angry mob decide to burn you alive.

 

 

 

I wish I has DESU.

granted. you get desu.

 

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/desu.jpg

 

 

 

I wish all manga was free.. or at least legally free. :roll:

nope cant do that either only i can get free manga

 

 

 

i wish to be a monk

Granted. Now you are a monk stuck in a Runescape chapel for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

I wish ice never melted.

Granted. everthing is absolute zero. you die.

 

 

 

I wish that I could survive in -273 degrees celcius.

Granted, you survive for a fraction of a nanosecond while every molecule in your body freezes in place. Technically you did survive the initial drop, for an infinitesimal amount of time, but wish granted.

 

 

 

I wish I would die instantly and without pain in a large, fantastic explosion generated by my experimentation with homemade pyrotechnics, where nobody else was injured.

Granted. however your stuffed bear, Mr. Fuggles is destroyed as well.

 

 

 

I wish that I had a stuffed bear.

Hey, at least I know what to name my teddy bear, and that it should be put in a safe place when I start making potentially deadly explosives.

 

 

 

Granted, someone spills liquid nitrogen on it and kicks it, separating it into millions of pieces that can't be put together. After thawing, it's incinerated.

 

 

 

I wish I could spontaneously combust, but nothing and nobody around me would be broke, burned, injured, killed, or harmed in any way, and I also had a quick, painless, awesome-looking death due to the fact I had spontaneously combusted...

spontaneously combusting? without hurting the rest of people? a little death?

 

no wonder Danno keeps telling me I have a vulgar and perverted mind.

 

I'm not too sure if I should grant you this wish for a little death.. maybe you should try someone else.

 

 

 

I wish that no one would blame me if they decided to google "little death" and.. got scarred for the rest of their lives.

Um Granted. :? :shock:

 

But I come and break your legs and blame you anyways. :twisted:

Well.. at least you know one more thing today! you're more knowledgeable!!!!!

 

 

 

I wish that I had a joystic controlled wheelchair. because with it i would run haloman over!

Wish granted.

 

But I hyjack the controlls and make you roll off a cliff.

 

I wish that Sliver_wits dosent get her wish.

 

Edit:Wewt 5000 post was made by me.:twss:

granted.

 

I wish that haloman would get his legs broken for lying about his post count. he only has like 76