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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted.

 

But you play it too much and your xbox melts.

 

Thus giving you the red ring of death.

 

[hide=]MUWAH! :twisted:[/hide]

 

 

 

I wish World In Conflict: Soviet Assault, would come out already.

 

...Freaking activision...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

It comes out, but you open the package and find it to be shattered.

 

 

 

I wish I had 1 billion dollars.

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Granted.

 

But the government gets supiscus on you and arrest you.

 

 

 

I wish I had a penny.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

If I had a penny for everytime someone wishes that wish, I'd have one penny. Oops sorry, the penny that was granted to you was handed over to me.

 

 

 

I wish I was more physically attractive.

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Break the Walls down!

Granted.

 

You now have massive torso muscles, but no leg muscles.

 

(Bad one, couldn't think :P)

 

 

 

I wish that I could walk on water.

granted, you become a saviour to mankind, and are later found crazy and dangerous, and you are locked away, killed later among your worshipers

 

500 years from now people will see you as a legend

 

1800 years from now people will question your existance

 

2000 years from now people will blame you for everything

 

 

 

i wish my account on runescape was perm muted

 

(have fun)

It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox

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granted, it's also perm banned

 

 

 

I wish my mp3 player didn't break so often

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

granted

 

it explodes

 

 

 

i wish i had a green mohawk

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you do, but it flies away.....

 

 

 

i wish for an undamageable and -stealable Lamborghini Murcielago

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granted, but you drive it so fast it goes into orbit

 

 

 

I wish I had a cool beard

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

granted, but it is so long an idle bodyguard decides to swing you around his head by it

 

 

 

i wish for a £100 meal at a 5 star restaurant

Granted, also, everyone who's posted in this thread gets one. Guess what everyone! Wodfist is buying =D>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a large rubber band, made of soy.

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I notice a distinct lack of urination by hobos in this thread. You have let me down, my children. As such, your wish is granted, but the rubber band is urinated upon by a hobo. Then you are, too.

 

 

 

I wish for life to breathed into this thread once more.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but it's the life of all the TIFers.

 

 

 

I wish I had a third nipple.

Granted, but it comes to life and eats you.

 

 

 

I wish for a crane. And a heron.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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granted, but the crane isn't a bird, and the heron's driving it, and guess what Lenin, all the herons hate you, oh yeah, the crane has a big, [bleep]y, flaming wrecking ball on it, and you have no way to escape, muahahahahahaha. That's a ridiculous method of execution almost worthy of a James bond villain

 

 

 

I wish for a million Santa hats (In real life)

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

granted, but you have to take them off a million fat, greesy, ugly, yet lovable santas

 

 

 

all i want for christmas is my two front teeth :thumbsup:

It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox

granted, but the crane isn't a bird, and the heron's driving it, and guess what Lenin, all the herons hate you, oh yeah, the crane has a big, [bleep]y, flaming wrecking ball on it, and you have no way to escape, muahahahahahaha. That's a ridiculous method of execution almost worthy of a James bond villain

 

 

 

I wish for a million Santa hats (In real life)

 

Do you realize you are the first person to make any sort of hinting at killing me outright? Bravo. =D> Now run. Fast.

 

 

 

Anyway, granted, but they grow in your skull in a tumor and puncture your brain.

 

 

 

I wish for a motorbike.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but it's pink and covered in flowers and other unmanly things, as you ride it around everyone laughs at you, I assume this will lead to a whirlwind of slaughter

 

 

 

I wish that someone would post on this thread

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted.

 

But I dont in my imagenation and imagenation is stronger than reality! :twss:

 

I wish I had a wish that didnt get corrupted.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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fine, but because your wish didn't get corrupted, this post is spam, so it will be deleted, meaning your wish was never granted

 

 

 

I wish people would stop posting the stupid "I wish my wish didn't get corrupted" wish, or any variant of said wish

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted, they stop doing it when this topic gets locked.

 

 

 

I wish that some people would realize that they're stupid.

Granted, but there goes all of the babies coming into this world.

 

 

 

I wish that I got paid for playing this game.

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4,000th to 99 crafting, 33,340th to 99 defence, 3,867th to 99 farming, 55,293rd to 99 hitpoints

granted, but you spend it all on p2p like 12 years in advanced then the game shuts down and its still taking your money.

 

 

 

i wish that :mrgreen: was :mrblue:

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