November 29, 200817 yr Granted. But you play it too much and your xbox melts. Thus giving you the red ring of death. [hide=]MUWAH! :twisted:[/hide] I wish World In Conflict: Soviet Assault, would come out already. ...Freaking activision... "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
November 29, 200817 yr It comes out, but you open the package and find it to be shattered. I wish I had 1 billion dollars.
November 29, 200817 yr Granted. But the government gets supiscus on you and arrest you. I wish I had a penny. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
November 29, 200817 yr If I had a penny for everytime someone wishes that wish, I'd have one penny. Oops sorry, the penny that was granted to you was handed over to me. I wish I was more physically attractive. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
November 29, 200817 yr Granted. You now have massive torso muscles, but no leg muscles. (Bad one, couldn't think :P) I wish that I could walk on water.
December 1, 200817 yr granted, you become a saviour to mankind, and are later found crazy and dangerous, and you are locked away, killed later among your worshipers 500 years from now people will see you as a legend 1800 years from now people will question your existance 2000 years from now people will blame you for everything i wish my account on runescape was perm muted (have fun) It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox
December 3, 200817 yr Author granted, it's also perm banned I wish my mp3 player didn't break so often 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
December 8, 200817 yr Granted, but it turns out your mohawk is actually green vines which curl down to your throat and strangle you. I wish I had a flying Delorean. Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them!
December 8, 200817 yr you do, but it flies away..... i wish for an undamageable and -stealable Lamborghini Murcielago
December 8, 200817 yr Author granted, but you drive it so fast it goes into orbit I wish I had a cool beard 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
December 9, 200817 yr granted, but it is so long an idle bodyguard decides to swing you around his head by it i wish for a £100 meal at a 5 star restaurant
December 11, 200817 yr Granted, also, everyone who's posted in this thread gets one. Guess what everyone! Wodfist is buying =D> I wish for a large rubber band, made of soy.
December 22, 200817 yr I notice a distinct lack of urination by hobos in this thread. You have let me down, my children. As such, your wish is granted, but the rubber band is urinated upon by a hobo. Then you are, too. I wish for life to breathed into this thread once more. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
December 23, 200817 yr Granted, but it comes to life and eats you. I wish for a crane. And a heron. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
December 24, 200817 yr Author granted, but the crane isn't a bird, and the heron's driving it, and guess what Lenin, all the herons hate you, oh yeah, the crane has a big, [bleep]y, flaming wrecking ball on it, and you have no way to escape, muahahahahahaha. That's a ridiculous method of execution almost worthy of a James bond villain I wish for a million Santa hats (In real life) 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
December 24, 200817 yr granted, but you have to take them off a million fat, greesy, ugly, yet lovable santas all i want for christmas is my two front teeth :thumbsup: It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox
December 24, 200817 yr granted, but the crane isn't a bird, and the heron's driving it, and guess what Lenin, all the herons hate you, oh yeah, the crane has a big, [bleep]y, flaming wrecking ball on it, and you have no way to escape, muahahahahahaha. That's a ridiculous method of execution almost worthy of a James bond villain I wish for a million Santa hats (In real life) Do you realize you are the first person to make any sort of hinting at killing me outright? Bravo. =D> Now run. Fast. Anyway, granted, but they grow in your skull in a tumor and puncture your brain. I wish for a motorbike. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
December 24, 200817 yr Author Granted, but it's pink and covered in flowers and other unmanly things, as you ride it around everyone laughs at you, I assume this will lead to a whirlwind of slaughter I wish that someone would post on this thread 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
December 28, 200817 yr Granted. But I dont in my imagenation and imagenation is stronger than reality! :twss: I wish I had a wish that didnt get corrupted. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
December 28, 200817 yr Author fine, but because your wish didn't get corrupted, this post is spam, so it will be deleted, meaning your wish was never granted I wish people would stop posting the stupid "I wish my wish didn't get corrupted" wish, or any variant of said wish 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
December 28, 200817 yr Granted, they stop doing it when this topic gets locked. I wish that some people would realize that they're stupid.
December 28, 200817 yr Granted, but there goes all of the babies coming into this world. I wish that I got paid for playing this game. Nate's Big Blog4,000th to 99 crafting, 33,340th to 99 defence, 3,867th to 99 farming, 55,293rd to 99 hitpoints
December 28, 200817 yr granted, but you spend it all on p2p like 12 years in advanced then the game shuts down and its still taking your money. i wish that :mrgreen: was :mrblue:
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