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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, but since "col" pronounces the same as "coal" you get pepsi full of coal, which isn't tasty at all.

 

I wish I could pickpocket another player, and doing so requires level 99 thieving. Also it wouldn't be against the rules. Then I'd pickpocket a level 138 player wearing full dragon, and sell it on the Grand Exchange. :thumbsup:

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, yet you died on the way to the Grand exchange due to logging onto a Pvp world.

 

I wish i was immortal on Rs.

Granted, since you already were, death was never permanent.

 

I wish Cynic would sing me a song.

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Granted but before they do they turn into Justin Beiber.

 

 

I wish Death would unblock me.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Granted but no one wants to fight you, also you are given a small penis.

 

I wish the Twilight series had never existed.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Granted, but then Robert Pattinson is cast to star in a Fight Club remake... and it's AWFUL.

 

 

 

I wish I had a donut.

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Granted, it's the poo filled kind.

 

I wish I had a shoebox to keep stuff in.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Granted, but when you try to put something in it break for some stupid reason.

 

I wish for a driving license, and I also wish to be a damn good driver.

  • 2 weeks later...

Granted, but someone who is a horrible driver crashes into you and kills you.

 

I wish for some friction tape.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Granted, but you become curious and decide it's a good idea to taste some, this leads to a dramatic tale of addiction and adhesive tape abuse which results in you shanking TBM in jail for a fix.

 

I wish it was July 24.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

  • 2 weeks later...

Granted, but due to an unforeseen event the new Futurama episodes are delayed further.

 

I wish for a giant tube sock.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

Granted, but it's soul purpose in life is to crawl down your throat while you're asleep.

 

I wish I had a skateboard.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Granted, but you can't skate 16 miles below the Earth's surface.

 

 

I wish I had a Platypus

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My stats are updated weekly... Sometimes...

Granted, but they cast Mr. Bean as Aladdin.

 

I wish I had some baking chocolate.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

  • 3 weeks later...

Granted, but the box is rigged and instead you have liquefied dung.

 

I wish I had a wish.

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Granted but you use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then the genie gets sick and tired of it all and kills you not really caring about "the rules" anymore.

 

 

I wish for my wish to not get corrupted in any way shape or form

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Granted. But I corrupt it by sending Goonstalf in a box to your house and him ambushing you.

 

I wish I had a city built to my honor.

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granted but it's in simcity 4 and i unleash an army of robots to destroy it

 

i wish to swan dive into the best night of your life

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Granted, but you break your neck.

 

I wish I could read.

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Granted. But you can only read the language you made up, in which all records of it have been destroyed and you cannot read anything, again.

 

I wish I had a cannon.

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Granted. But you only get it after a surgery where the surgeons decide to install a cannon inside of you, pointing at your head from your belly. If you shoot, you die.

 

 

I wish this wish was corrupted.

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Granted, but I corrupt it by not corrupting it. In turn your brain explodes from the logic.

 

I wish Liechtenstein played good soccer.

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Granted, but it's mini soccer.

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I wish for a coke and a hamburger. Or a coke and a turkey sandwich. But don't give me any of that dry turkey, it has to be a perfect turkey sandwich.

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