Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Granted, but since "col" pronounces the same as "coal" you get pepsi full of coal, which isn't tasty at all. I wish I could pickpocket another player, and doing so requires level 99 thieving. Also it wouldn't be against the rules. Then I'd pickpocket a level 138 player wearing full dragon, and sell it on the Grand Exchange. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Minerr Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Granted, yet you died on the way to the Grand exchange due to logging onto a Pvp world. I wish i was immortal on Rs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Granted, since you already were, death was never permanent. I wish Cynic would sing me a song. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Granted but before they do they turn into Justin Beiber. I wish Death would unblock me. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Granted, but everyone else blocks you. I wish for an ultimate invincibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Granted but no one wants to fight you, also you are given a small penis. I wish the Twilight series had never existed. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweety6556 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Granted, but then Robert Pattinson is cast to star in a Fight Club remake... and it's AWFUL. I wish I had a donut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Granted, it's the poo filled kind. I wish I had a shoebox to keep stuff in. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Granted, but when you try to put something in it break for some stupid reason. I wish for a driving license, and I also wish to be a damn good driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted, but someone who is a horrible driver crashes into you and kills you. I wish for some friction tape. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Granted, but you become curious and decide it's a good idea to taste some, this leads to a dramatic tale of addiction and adhesive tape abuse which results in you shanking TBM in jail for a fix. I wish it was July 24. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Granted, but due to an unforeseen event the new Futurama episodes are delayed further. I wish for a giant tube sock. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Granted, but it's soul purpose in life is to crawl down your throat while you're asleep. I wish I had a skateboard. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffyroth Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Granted, but you can't skate 16 miles below the Earth's surface. I wish I had a Platypus My stats are updated weekly... Sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Granted, but that platypus comes with a lady platypus, who must let her children feed on your flesh. I wish they made a real-life Aladdin movie. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Granted, but they cast Mr. Bean as Aladdin. I wish I had some baking chocolate. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Granted, but the box is rigged and instead you have liquefied dung. I wish I had a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melencholy Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Granted but you use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then use that wish to wish for another wish then the genie gets sick and tired of it all and kills you not really caring about "the rules" anymore. I wish for my wish to not get corrupted in any way shape or form Questcape first achieved: Sept 20, 200999 agility march 11th 201099 Magic - some point in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Granted. But I corrupt it by sending Goonstalf in a box to your house and him ambushing you. I wish I had a city built to my honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 granted but it's in simcity 4 and i unleash an army of robots to destroy it i wish to swan dive into the best night of your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Granted, but you break your neck. I wish I could read. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Granted. But you can only read the language you made up, in which all records of it have been destroyed and you cannot read anything, again. I wish I had a cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Granted. But you only get it after a surgery where the surgeons decide to install a cannon inside of you, pointing at your head from your belly. If you shoot, you die. I wish this wish was corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Granted, but I corrupt it by not corrupting it. In turn your brain explodes from the logic. I wish Liechtenstein played good soccer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Granted, but it's mini soccer. I wish for a coke and a hamburger. Or a coke and a turkey sandwich. But don't give me any of that dry turkey, it has to be a perfect turkey sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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