January 9, 201115 yr Granted, you lava super elevator stealth macaroni. I wish I played the piano well. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
January 9, 201115 yr Granted, you play the piano so well that you start releasing your own album. Eventually someone wants to compete with you, so you manage to beat him eventually. You spend the rest of your live playing piano. I wish I could have corrupted Goonstalf's wish.
January 28, 201115 yr Granted, but you forget to click the submit bottom. I wish nobody would mind that I double posted just now.
January 30, 201115 yr no one does. its becouse all the mods and admins died, alowing tipit to become a never ending flame war and letting this site wall in to chaos. i wish for something that can solve: 1+1= I'm a Brony and proud of it!
January 30, 201115 yr Granted, you get a monkey, but after solving your math problem he starts throwing poop at you. I wish I had enough money for a sick tattoo. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
January 30, 201115 yr Granted, you get enough money and buy a "sick" tattoo. I mean literally, that tattoo makes you get a disease. I wish I would start caring about politics.
February 1, 201115 yr Granted you care about politics so much that when the party you support loses you can't handle the loss and commit suicide. I wish I was always happy. Blog
February 1, 201115 yr Granted, you can't stop laughing. And that annoys you a lot and the people around you. I wish for the lesser of two evils.
February 1, 201115 yr Granted, instead of torturing, eating and then killing your victims you decide to only torture and then kill them. I wish TBM would stop eating people. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
February 1, 201115 yr Granted, the troll Te Be Manno stops eating people. Instead he decides to eat houses. And he eats your apartment. I wish for a dragon in my attic.
February 3, 201115 yr Granted, but your attic is composed of highly flammable insulation and wood. The firebreathing dragon sneezed. I hope nothing important was up there... I wish I was a baller. (since, upon receiving [garden tool] in HORSE basketball, it was established that I gotta be a [garden tool] 'cause I can't be a baller. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
February 3, 201115 yr Granted: you have such an obsession with balls that it doesn't end at basketballs, and you go on to live with 500men's sacks superglued to your body. I wish scientology was dead...
February 3, 201115 yr Granted, now everyone thinks irrationally. I wish a rocker would rock me good. Edit: I looked up Scientology, and thought it meant the same thing as science, apparently it doesn't, so I corrupted the wish wrongly, ah well.
February 3, 201115 yr Lol...I don't know what you mean by rocker, so I'll just have freddy mercury give you herpes... I wish that tom cruise would make a good movie for a change...
February 4, 201115 yr Granted, but you never get to see it because the seets are always full. So you have to wait for it to come out on DVD. I wish my awesomeness level would be over 9,000. What? Nine thousand? There is no way that can be right.
February 4, 201115 yr Granted, your awesomeness level is now an old, over used and worn off meme. I wish everyone had the same sense of humour than me.
February 4, 201115 yr Granted, and our sense of humor is so cruddy, that we only laugh at your grammar errors. I wish paris hilton actually did something with her career...
February 4, 201115 yr Granted, you become kid again, and will be one forever and ever. Which means you will always need parents, and your behavior will always be childish. And you always have to deal with limitations. I wish for a damn good movie.
February 11, 201115 yr granted - you watch such a goo dmovie that you can nver ever ever see a movie again for fear that that would surpass the prvious movie I wish for a never ending supply for tasty candies. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~
February 11, 201115 yr Granted, it's so delicious that's the only thing you eat for the rest of your life. I wish to surpass Herbaman when it comes to Thieving experience in RuneScape.
February 11, 201115 yr granted you have now lost so much time with your freinds, family and other aquaintances that you become a golum like creature and eat fish raw and die of some exotic raw fish disease i wish for 100 more wishes Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~
February 12, 201115 yr You already can make as many wishes as you want in this thread, so nothing interesting happens. I wish to become a popular commentator on YouTube soon.
February 12, 201115 yr Granted. Side effects of that wish though include your transformation into 1/2 numa numa guy, and 1/2 chocolate rain. Oh, and the numa guy has herpes... I wish that amitoz wasn't a troll...
February 12, 201115 yr Granted, but you get banned from the forums for being accused of trolling. I wish atheists would become believers.
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