Goonstalf Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Granted, you lava super elevator stealth macaroni. I wish I played the piano well. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Granted, you play the piano so well that you start releasing your own album. Eventually someone wants to compete with you, so you manage to beat him eventually. You spend the rest of your live playing piano. I wish I could have corrupted Goonstalf's wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Granted, but you forget to click the submit bottom. I wish nobody would mind that I double posted just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kata_Phfract__the_slayer Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 no one does. its becouse all the mods and admins died, alowing tipit to become a never ending flame war and letting this site wall in to chaos. i wish for something that can solve: 1+1= I'm a Brony and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Granted, you get a monkey, but after solving your math problem he starts throwing poop at you. I wish I had enough money for a sick tattoo. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Granted, you get enough money and buy a "sick" tattoo. I mean literally, that tattoo makes you get a disease. I wish I would start caring about politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMuddy Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Granted you care about politics so much that when the party you support loses you can't handle the loss and commit suicide. I wish I was always happy. Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Granted, you can't stop laughing. And that annoys you a lot and the people around you. I wish for the lesser of two evils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Granted, instead of torturing, eating and then killing your victims you decide to only torture and then kill them. I wish TBM would stop eating people. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Granted, the troll Te Be Manno stops eating people. Instead he decides to eat houses. And he eats your apartment. I wish for a dragon in my attic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Granted, but your attic is composed of highly flammable insulation and wood. The firebreathing dragon sneezed. I hope nothing important was up there... I wish I was a baller. (since, upon receiving [garden tool] in HORSE basketball, it was established that I gotta be a [garden tool] 'cause I can't be a baller. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Granted: you have such an obsession with balls that it doesn't end at basketballs, and you go on to live with 500men's sacks superglued to your body. I wish scientology was dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Granted, now everyone thinks irrationally. I wish a rocker would rock me good. Edit: I looked up Scientology, and thought it meant the same thing as science, apparently it doesn't, so I corrupted the wish wrongly, ah well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Lol...I don't know what you mean by rocker, so I'll just have freddy mercury give you herpes... I wish that tom cruise would make a good movie for a change... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Granted, but you never get to see it because the seets are always full. So you have to wait for it to come out on DVD. I wish my awesomeness level would be over 9,000. What? Nine thousand? There is no way that can be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Granted, your awesomeness level is now an old, over used and worn off meme. I wish everyone had the same sense of humour than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Granted, and our sense of humor is so cruddy, that we only laugh at your grammar errors. I wish paris hilton actually did something with her career... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Sibz Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Granted - she decided to end it. I wish to be forever young! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Granted, you become kid again, and will be one forever and ever. Which means you will always need parents, and your behavior will always be childish. And you always have to deal with limitations. I wish for a damn good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 granted - you watch such a goo dmovie that you can nver ever ever see a movie again for fear that that would surpass the prvious movie I wish for a never ending supply for tasty candies. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Granted, it's so delicious that's the only thing you eat for the rest of your life. I wish to surpass Herbaman when it comes to Thieving experience in RuneScape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 granted you have now lost so much time with your freinds, family and other aquaintances that you become a golum like creature and eat fish raw and die of some exotic raw fish disease i wish for 100 more wishes Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 You already can make as many wishes as you want in this thread, so nothing interesting happens. I wish to become a popular commentator on YouTube soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Granted. Side effects of that wish though include your transformation into 1/2 numa numa guy, and 1/2 chocolate rain. Oh, and the numa guy has herpes... I wish that amitoz wasn't a troll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Granted, but you get banned from the forums for being accused of trolling. I wish atheists would become believers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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