Granted. However, the ride takes over 48 hours to complete. You are stuck eternally riding the roller coaster.

 

I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish in the corrupt a wish thread.

Granted, You instead forget to corrupt the previous poster's wish (Though you still grant it). Happiness ensues.

 

I wish the moon was habitable.

Granted. Once the moon is finally colonized, Prothean tech is found on it. Then the Reapers came, but we have no Shepard to save us.

 

I wish someone would give me a massage

Granted, you get the worst massage ever, and it hurts A LOT!!!!!!!!!

 

I wish I could speak at least 57 languages fluently.

Granted. Most of them are dialects of one language or another, and you can't get the accents right.

 

I wish it was my last day before retirement.

You die

 

I wish I wasn't sleepy

Granted: You instead overdose on Red Bull/Relentless/Monster and give yourself heart problems and stay awake for the next 96 hours.

 

I wish I had Milla Jovovich fall in love with me...

No stoppp...that webcomic's been keeping in suspense for WAY too long...

 

Anyways, wish granted but you must now be separated from her forever.

 

I wish my trash could take itself out

Granted, including your useful stuff that you use.

 

I wish some guy would jump out a helicopter into my home then I'd yell at him "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?!?!?!?!"

Granted, but unfortunately their crash through the roof results in your house falling apart due to their going right through a structural core piece. Serious sadness ensues, what with money loss, and legal grief. :boohoo:

 

 

I wish I could have thought of a happier-sounding corruption, because it seems like I keep coming up with awful things. #-o

 

 

~D. V. "Oh, for only to want the sadness to not keep going..." Devnull

Granted, you only ever give the blackest and darkest corruptions, causing everyone to stop posting out of sadness or shock.

 

I wish the plural of moose was meese

Granted, you break the English language.

 

I wish to reach 1,000 subscribers on YouTube before the end of the year.

Granted, but then FPSRussia comes along and steals all your subscribers, leaving you with none left. :shock:

 

 

I wish for infinite uncorruptible wishes. :twisted:

 

 

~D. V. "Try and corrupt that!" Devnull

 

 

(p.s.: I think I win this thread!)

Granted, since no one can corrupt your wishes, no one replies to this thread ever again. Thanks a lot.

 

I wish the currency in the game RuneScape would be American dollars instead of coins.

Granted. It's a bug, and they're quickly changed to Pounds because Jagex is English.

 

I wish Indiana Jones was based on a true story.

Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since they're too realistic now.

 

I really wish you didn't wish that.

Granted... I'm not corrupting that wish because I honestly second it! :ph34r:

 

 

I wish I didn't feel this tired and/or worse right now... :anxious:

 

 

~D. V. "Feeling worn out.........." Devnull

Granted, you feel great and are awake with a lot of energy for 67 hours straight. The downside? You're too energetic.

 

I wish The Time Machine and Get To Know You threads would rest in piece.

 

They both were good threads but unfortunately died this month. They both will be missed.

Granted, you get banned from the boards so you can stop trying to bump them.

 

I wish there had been a way to save Mordin without screwing over the Krogan :(

Granted, but now the bad guys win. Also, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I have a feeling it's mass effect.

 

I wish I had the really cool Lego Mellenium Falcon (the collector's edition one.)

Granted, but you no longer have the mental capacity to piece it together. Congratulations on 1000+ caltrops.

 

I wish Squab played Mass Effect

Granted, that's all he does from now on and never posts here again.

 

I wish Captain Jack Sparrow would visit my home, (NOTE: Jack Sparrow himself, not Johnny Depp the actor who plays him) then I'd ask him a bunch of questions.

Granted, but as Jack Sparrow is made up and could be considered an ulter ego of Johnny Depp you can't have one without the other.

 

I wish that my week wasn't so crappy.

Granted. The week explodes in an epic fashion that you can't help but say "That shit's awesome!"

 

I wish functional magic existed along with everyone having the common decency to not use it as a weapon

Granted, everyone is now rich and poor people are more special. Unfortunately you are unable to use magic.

 

I wish that I hadn't botched that corrupting job.