Granted, but nobody will hire you.

 

Also, I wouldn't mind shelling out a bit for even a used copy.

 

I wish my family would revoke the idiotic idea of having a dog and get rid of it from the house. Can't think at all with such an idiotic animal bothering everyone.

Granted, they replace the dog with a more annoying alligator.

 

I wish my gun would be more special than it is now. It has infinite bullets, and only I can use it. But there must be something that can make it even more special.

Granted. The gun is also in love with you, and believes it shouldn't use its bullets on anyone but you. And its an animate object of its own now.

 

I wish the lego space orks didn't go around bear-armed. By which I mean they don't wear anything covering their sleeves.

 

EDIT: I also wished their official name was space orks instead of alien avengers.

Granted. They instead now use literal bear-arms, and come to life and maul you to death with them. (The word you were looking for is bare :3)

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of Pepsi Max and mashed potatoes and Mac n cheese.

Granted, but the solid food turns into a brick in your gut, and the Pepsi rips a hole in the side of it. You should have asked for infinite of your favorite vegetable as well, so you could digest all of it properly. :shame:

 

 

I wish my body hadn't tried to fall asleep while writing this post. :evil:

 

 

~D. V. "Plus an insta-tick-off now..." Devnull

Granted, your computer goes to sleep mode instead.

 

I wish I could customize the year and decide what year comes next. Then I'd decide that the next year is 1989. Oh boy, I'd love to see BttF2 in theaters.

Granted, the year changes to 1989 yet it is still the year after this one meaning that you can't see that in theatres and we have the same technolodgy.

 

I wish that I had more time to do things, because of no longer needing sleep or suffering ill effects because of that.

Granted, but because you don't "suffer" the ill effects doesn't guarantee you won't feel them.

 

I wish satisfying my boredom was a lot more easy.

Granted, however you do stuff that leads you to serious injury.

 

I wish everyone would think that I'm extremely awesome.

 

And by everyone I mean every single person at the face of this planet.

Granted, you are mobbed by a giant crowd of fans. You get trampled and die.I wish that I didn't press enter to confuse the next corrupter.

Granted, but you realize you can never hit "enter" again, confusing corrupters and friends alike.

 

I wish 2013 will be interesting.

Granted, because an elephant made "Squished Cherry" out of you. :boohoo:

 

 

I wish mental sanity and alcohol could mix. :unsure:

 

 

~D. V. "An alcohol intolerant..." Devnull

Granted, but it isn't pretty.

 

I wish I was pretty.

Granted, you were pretty in one of your past lives. You wished that you WERE pretty you didn't wish to become pretty now.

 

I wish for a special fridge that would even work without electricity, then I'd bring it along with me this summer while I'm in a tent for a few days.

Granted, but it is scented to where it attracts the highly aggressive wildlife and is too heavy to carry around.

 

I wish every living being on this planet got a nice cake.

Granted, the cake might be nice, but it doesn't taste good at all.

 

I wish to discover the four corners of the world and be able to prove that earth is not round.

Granted, but they are imaginary.

 

I wish I wasn't suffering boredom.

Granted, instead you suffer too much excitement which harms you a lot.

 

I wish for a religion dedicated to worshiping me as a god and that religion would become more popular than christianty and judaism combined.

Granted, it goes the way of paganism. Along with that you were crucifixed by other religions for having all that power and them disproving it.

 

I wish that I could do way less procrasination.

Granted, you are determined to do extremely dangerous stunts.

 

I wish for the ability to swim in a frozen water.

Granted, but you still can get hypothermia easily.

 

I'm famished. I wish I had some Cookies N' Cream Ice Cream to snack on.

Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.

 

Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but it is in Spider Legs flavor.

 

I wish FG had a nice lounge to enjoy a serving of bacon, biscuits, and toast each morning. It's an ideal way to start off a day filled with broken dreams and trolling.

Granted, the lounge might be nice, but the food tastes godawful.

 

I wish for a Wurmple in real life, then I'd evolve it into a Beautifly.

granted. it gets eaten by your imaginary pet unicorn

 

i wish that the thread name would get updated. (but i doubt it will be)