Granted, but these forums are full of spammers and the mods and admins are far too lazy to take care of it.

 

I wish that every time a tomato was thrown at me, my speed would be doubled.

 

Then (after over 20 tomatoes are thrown at me) I'd run to China.

Granted, who the heck throws tomatoes at you? Also, your speed doesn't increase if you ask/pay them to do it.

 

I wish that I had lots and lots of steam money.

Granted, but you can only buy the stuff you don't want with it.

 

I wish for a special tree in my garden that grows cans of coca-cola.

Granted, a windstorm comes and takes the tree down without leaving any ability to regrow/replant it.

 

I wish that I was able to do my homework in about 20 minutes.

Granted, but you make way too many errors and don't realize it, thus resulting in your class grades taking a nosedive and your ending up without your games & their consoles until you're age 40. :o

 

 

I wish I knew why some things on monitors can look insanely brighter than "perfect '#FFFFFF' white", when there should be no possible way for that to happen. :geek:

 

 

~D. V. "Stuck in the confusion crowd..." Devnull

Granted, you only wished to know WHY, you didn't wish for a solution to that problem, so you're not getting it.

 

I wish for an intense desert.

Granted. Welcome to Antarctica.

 

I wish the weather would go back to being nice.

Granted, everyone around you is nice to you and do good things to you. The problem? Well, they're too nice to you.

 

Oh and it's always sunny in a good way.

 

I wish to write a novel, ship it to China, and have it approved by the president of the United States.

 

[hide]This is something that would NEVER happen especially since I don't write novels hence why I wished for it.[/hide]

granted, however since it is in canada the president cannot approve it officially, you get a piece of bacon instead.

 

i wish for that piece of bacon.

Granted, but because since it was given to Blaze first....

 

I wish for some motivation...

Granted, you have the motivation to do some crazy shit that leads you injured and you have to spend the rest of your life at a hospital.

 

I wish The Santa Claus would stop saying [garden tool] so much.

Granted. His new catch phrase is considerably less safe for work.

 

I wish whales could fly.

Granted, they have the ability but are unable to due to their physical size.

 

I wish for a water bomb that automatically puts out any fire placed in.

Granted, but you only get one water bomb. And after it's full you have to deal with fire without that water bomb.

 

I wish the guy who invented the human brain would join me for dinner.

Granted, God comes to dinner with you. Since his existance is questionable there is a questionable chance he will show up, you wait 3 days for him to show up.

 

I wish that I had more money, less morals, and great dignity.

Granted, but you become a Drug Lord and get assassinated by your second in command.

 

I wish for a method of sleeping that would yield the equivalent of 10x the length of current sleeping method (EG sleeping for 2 hours new way is the same as 20 hour sleep)

Granted, you still sleep for the regular amount of time but your body is screwed over as it thinks you are sleeping for 80 hours a night at the least. You end up gaining a mental disorder and being admitted to an asylum.

 

I wish that I had the ability to not ever need sleep ever.

Granted, but your total lifetime while awake does not change, and thus you die a lot earlier than everyone else.

 

I wish for anarchism for the world

Granted, a Zombie Apocalypse happens. :razz:

 

 

I wish the TV Listings didn't suck tonight. :sad:

 

 

~D. V. "Dreary with no TV..." Devnull

Granted, but it sucks every other night

 

Speaking of TV, I wish for a 24 movie

Granted, it's rushed beyond belief, and none of the guys working on it care about the source material in any way shape or form, so it turns out to be a shitty movie.

 

I wish to laugh my head off.

Granted, but it's not the head you would expect to fall off

 

I wish for the weekend

Granted. It's the weekend! ...In another timezone.

 

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but thats the only wish you are allowed, to wish for more wishes, and ends up in a vicious cycle.

 

I wish for coffee

Granted, it tastes horrible.

 

Goddamn it.

 

I wish that I could come up with something different than poison or the fact that something tastes horrible when somebody wishes for food.