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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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ok but there is nobody here named People.

 

 

 

i wish i had some good ideas for what to wish for

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ok but there is nobody here named People.

 

 

 

i wish i had some good ideas for what to wish for

 

lol good one

 

 

 

ok you have some excellent ideas but you forget them all before you can post

 

 

 

i wish posts are counted on this board

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They are, but all the posts lag the site and soon the whole Internet. Then an angry mob marches towards you and rips you to pieces :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish for phr33 st00f pl0x

you get 1 gp and thousands of peole rip you apart fro acting like a n00b

 

 

 

i wish peole would stop wishing for stupid things

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i wished it, but it creates a paradox because if he dont wish you dont wish because you dont have reason for wish that wish so your wish donnot exist and you dont exist because i wished what you wished and now the time and the space is corrupt! all for your fault! now a new mirror dimension is beign creatin and you are absorved in this dimension, in this dimension only exist a computer and you! you die because you dont got water or food =(

 

 

 

I wish this:

 

 

 

Everybody visit the "Order of Potato" official webpage and become member of the new secret, non-sectret, secret anyways, non-secret, but maybe secret runescape society:

 

 

 

http://orderofpotato.ya.st

they do but the website gest so swamped with lagg that you have to spend millions of dollers upgrading you servers

 

 

 

i wish for a fuzzey blanket to keep me warm at night! :D

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they do. they have more time to live longer because they dont die of liver failure in their spare time they form a mob of 80 year lds in a suicidal depression brought on by withdrawel paons fom alchohol.

 

 

 

AA sues the life out of you so does al-anon

 

 

 

i wish everything was perfect (like in a wallgreens commercial)

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everything is perfect, just not the way you see it, the way i see it

 

 

 

i wish this wish was wished by someone else who didnt want to destroy the wish i am trying to wish if you can wish about that

haha i've found a loophole!

 

 

 

your wish is wished by someone lese too. unfortunateley, it wasn't me so i've corrupted both of your wishes!!! :twisted:

 

 

 

hahaha

 

i wish people wouldn't use the word "y'all"

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Ok, but now you start saying "yal".

 

 

 

I wish that i was a naughty santa so i could give myself coal but get toys for giving me what i deserve and the world ends in the paridox it created by starting life with human minds and personalities that wish they could understand the whole paradox at once and giving three different spellings of "paradox" and not using spell chech on this post author's post, therefore, ending all paradoxes.

you onley gave 2 different spelling of paradox

 

also the world begins again after you uber-paradox ended it

 

 

 

i wish my cat had three corners

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your cat swallows a tri-cornered hat and gets 3 corners but you have to pay 50000 pounds for surgery

 

 

 

I wish I had a new computer

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

You get a new computer but i took a time machine back to 1988 to get it for you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had purple skin :D

Now that there is a new race and the time machine a few post above you malfunctions and never end.

 

MUAHAHAHA

 

 

 

I wish that the person under me doesn't corrupt my wish... AND that the post doesn't include paridox, a period, or the words "repeatitive, repeate, continuous, or back".

an ownage artist shows u a sample but wants a phat set to pay for it :P

Um... You eat your big toe because you didn't make a wish...

 

 

 

I wish that the person under me would currupt my wish.

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you do but you become famous for being the first person to attempt suicide by jumping of the empire state building and live. you also get sent to jail for murder and treason because the event that saved you was you landing on the President of the united states of america and killing the president.

 

 

 

i wish the above wish would come true.

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a mods about to make it happen just you must pay with your life :twisted:

 

 

 

i wish i got 500mil dollars in front of me and my gf to finally give me some fun :oops:

you do have 500million dollars in front of you but it is counterfit...

 

THEN THE FBI BUSTS THE DOOR DOWN AND ARRESTS YOU!!!

 

then your gf gives you a psp.

 

 

 

i wish killer bees attack and mame the person who corrupts this wish

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