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well me and my father had the same same, so when I google it, his news articles pop up when he had a shootout with the police and died.......

 

 

but then the I guess I'm some kind of property manager lol

 

 

As part of Property Management Services, Wayne is responsible for all aspects of commercial property operations for a five-building portfolio consisting of 347,238 square feet.

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Nobody for five pages actually has my name. My first name is some folks' middle name, but it was all censuses and such. My last name is fairly common, but come on.

 

So I'm unemployed. Fight the man, mother [bleep]ers.

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I kind of share names with a Christian high prelate. Good stalkers could already take a good guess at my identity.

 

I'm a wrestler, and professional soccer player, a chef, a wanted convict, a teacher.

My first name is common spanish, so is my second which usually companies my first, and my last is also common.

I'm the Mexican John Smith.

How many family names do you have?

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As far as I remember, a lot of Spanish names comprise of two surnames as wel as their given name/ first name.

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I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

 

 

I have a friend who found a similar result to searching her name on Facebook a few weeks ago. She wants to change her last name.

 

 

I'm apparently a Senior Consultant at NCR Corporation, a farmer, a doctor, and CAE interim Executive Director.

 

That was actually pretty fun to do. Especially since I may have found one of my ancestors- a farmer from Switzerland who came in a boat into a New York port. Or maybe he isn't. I can never remember whether I'm part Swedish or part Swiss.

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A not too long ago retired tennis player, one of the most successful ever from my country.

Two NHL goalkeepers, one retired NHL player.

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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Facebook pages, Twitter accounts, the name of a gallery on what to do in Omaha (?), and someone who gives out hate mail regarding judicial cases.

 

So I guess I'm a politically active tour guide in Nebraska.

 

Damn.

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Looks like i'm an actor and owner of a car tuning garage.

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I work for the air force as a prominent Aerospace Engineer. Apparently I'm also looking for a new job though, so I guess that's not going all that well.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

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My Chinese name (written in Chinese) found a Taiwanese former baseball player.

My English name is lame and gave me some motiongrapher thingy and an actor. Also like 5 doctors.

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Someone by my exact name is listed 6 times on a Texas wanted list. :mellow:

 

Without my middle name I am apparently an actor, an electrical engineer, a software engineer, an independent performing arts professional, and an account manager.

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I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

 

 

ROFL

 

My name came up as a famous lawyer who fought in a major case over his wife's murder. That makes me a lawyer then?

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1) A wide reciever for the Dallas Cowboys >.<

2) A representative for Massachusetts back in the 1800's

3) Some dude on Facebook

4) Author of romance novels XD

5) A sailor on a Conneticut wharf ship

6) A jehovah witness XD

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Evidently I am a... Land developer, a Training developer at the university of Oklahoma, a director of ganga energy (?) and I am a convicted felon charged with sexual battery XD .

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I'm...my dad. Almost the entire first page is my dad, as is much of the second, and the rest are my name but with the last few letters of my last name removed. That guy's a blogger/engineer. The second page actually has me under a list of JROTC Unit staff.

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