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What's Your Apparent Profession?

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well me and my father had the same same, so when I google it, his news articles pop up when he had a shootout with the police and died.......

 

 

but then the I guess I'm some kind of property manager lol

 

 

As part of Property Management Services, Wayne is responsible for all aspects of commercial property operations for a five-building portfolio consisting of 347,238 square feet.

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Nobody for five pages actually has my name. My first name is some folks' middle name, but it was all censuses and such. My last name is fairly common, but come on.

 

So I'm unemployed. Fight the man, mother [bleep]ers.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I kind of share names with a Christian high prelate. Good stalkers could already take a good guess at my identity.

 

I'm a wrestler, and professional soccer player, a chef, a wanted convict, a teacher.

My first name is common spanish, so is my second which usually companies my first, and my last is also common.

I'm the Mexican John Smith.

How many family names do you have?

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As far as I remember, a lot of Spanish names comprise of two surnames as wel as their given name/ first name.

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He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,

and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

- Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

 

 

I have a friend who found a similar result to searching her name on Facebook a few weeks ago. She wants to change her last name.

 

 

I'm apparently a Senior Consultant at NCR Corporation, a farmer, a doctor, and CAE interim Executive Director.

 

That was actually pretty fun to do. Especially since I may have found one of my ancestors- a farmer from Switzerland who came in a boat into a New York port. Or maybe he isn't. I can never remember whether I'm part Swedish or part Swiss.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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A not too long ago retired tennis player, one of the most successful ever from my country.

Two NHL goalkeepers, one retired NHL player.

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

Facebook pages, Twitter accounts, the name of a gallery on what to do in Omaha (?), and someone who gives out hate mail regarding judicial cases.

 

So I guess I'm a politically active tour guide in Nebraska.

 

Damn.

Looks like i'm an actor and owner of a car tuning garage.

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I work for the air force as a prominent Aerospace Engineer. Apparently I'm also looking for a new job though, so I guess that's not going all that well.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

My Chinese name (written in Chinese) found a Taiwanese former baseball player.

My English name is lame and gave me some motiongrapher thingy and an actor. Also like 5 doctors.

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

Google told me that I spelled my name wrong -.-

Someone by my exact name is listed 6 times on a Texas wanted list. :mellow:

 

Without my middle name I am apparently an actor, an electrical engineer, a software engineer, an independent performing arts professional, and an account manager.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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I'm a professor at a university for study of language and literature

It's acutally sad he doesn't have a job or go to school lol, ah well, hope the sacrafice was worth it, congratz :?.

^lol

I'm a porn star. I decided to Google my name in like fifth grade and I was met with some shocking results....

 

 

ROFL

 

My name came up as a famous lawyer who fought in a major case over his wife's murder. That makes me a lawyer then?

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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1) A wide reciever for the Dallas Cowboys >.<

2) A representative for Massachusetts back in the 1800's

3) Some dude on Facebook

4) Author of romance novels XD

5) A sailor on a Conneticut wharf ship

6) A jehovah witness XD

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Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
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Evidently I am a... Land developer, a Training developer at the university of Oklahoma, a director of ganga energy (?) and I am a convicted felon charged with sexual battery XD .

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My oh my! :o

 

Apparently we have a few porn stars and felons on Tip.it. ;)

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

I'm...my dad. Almost the entire first page is my dad, as is much of the second, and the rest are my name but with the last few letters of my last name removed. That guy's a blogger/engineer. The second page actually has me under a list of JROTC Unit staff.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I'm the only person in the world with my name. <_<

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I'm the FBI laboratory director.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

I just don't... exist...

I'm the FBI laboratory director.

Maybe you could help catch the felons.

Dam they're onto me *runs*

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