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Supposedly I'm a Senior Engineering Specialist at EDS, I'm an Ophthalmologist and I'm a random Palestinian, and then I found my actual self which I wouldn't have expected.

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Well, I'm the pastor of a Fundamentalist Baptist Church. It's odd, because while I'm not Baptist, my grandfather was a Baptist minister.

 

I also get a few Linkedln profiles and a link to my family tree website.

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I managed to find a Harvard professor who shares my name, that looks promising...

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I tried it with my full name. No perfect matches, but the results gave me some professor/doctor in Wisconsin, myself (for some math thing) and a guy who helped write a math book.

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so far i'm only a sculpor. the spelling of my name is not very common outside of germany and france.

 

But if you put my last name first though then i'm a famous photographer with his own art gallery :thumbsup:

 

I you remove the middle names i'm also a doctor from 1824-1893 who was the first typographer, proffessor at the faculty of medicine, chair of internal pathology, and elected member of the acadamy of medicine

 

edit- lol my names also a street name in paris

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No one else came up with my name either, but apparently my brother is a professional actor in Australia.

 

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i'm a murderer who was sent to the chair but was never executed.

 

awesome.

Because you are immune to electricity or because they couldn't find the switch?

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A fairly well known bird watcher, with numerous published photos. Sounds nothing like me ^.^

 

Also, a co-worker of mine did this and found out he is related to the inventor of the paper clip. We had a good laugh over that.

 

(BTW, the paper clip wasn't invented in Norway.)

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None. My last name is unique.

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Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

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