May 7, 201115 yr "He's the guy who's believed to mostly be behind 9/11.""Wasn't that Hitler?"I'm pretty sure that was Genghis Khan.You mean [garden tool] Chi Minh.
May 7, 201115 yr "He's the guy who's believed to mostly be behind 9/11.""Wasn't that Hitler?"I'm pretty sure that was Genghis Khan.You mean [garden tool] Chi Minh.You mean what Jack the Ripper killed? The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
May 7, 201115 yr "He's the guy who's believed to mostly be behind 9/11.""Wasn't that Hitler?"I'm pretty sure that was Genghis Khan.You mean [garden tool] Chi Minh.You mean what Jack the Ripper killed?I thought Jack the Ripper killed Ted Bundy? Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 7, 201115 yr "He's the guy who's believed to mostly be behind 9/11.""Wasn't that Hitler?"I'm pretty sure that was Genghis Khan.You mean [garden tool] Chi Minh.You mean what Jack the Ripper killed?I thought Jack the Ripper killed Ted Bundy?No, that was Teddy Roosevelt. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
May 7, 201115 yr "He's the guy who's believed to mostly be behind 9/11.""Wasn't that Hitler?"I'm pretty sure that was Genghis Khan.You mean [garden tool] Chi Minh.You mean what Jack the Ripper killed?I thought Jack the Ripper killed Ted Bundy?No, that was Teddy Roosevelt.This guy? Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 7, 201115 yr "He's the guy who's believed to mostly be behind 9/11.""Wasn't that Hitler?"I'm pretty sure that was Genghis Khan.You mean [garden tool] Chi Minh.You mean what Jack the Ripper killed?I thought Jack the Ripper killed Ted Bundy?No, that was Teddy Roosevelt.This guy?Hah, yeah. Queen Diana was such a filthy red. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
May 7, 201115 yr Hah, yeah. Queen Diana was such a filthy red.I thought that was George Lucas I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
May 7, 201115 yr Hah, yeah. Queen Diana was such a filthy red.I thought that was George LucasThey both were, but it was Napoleon who spilled the paint. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
May 8, 201115 yr Missing the pull sign on a door and ending up pushing it for a while :mellow: ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
May 8, 201115 yr If there is a handle, pull.If there is a bar, push.It's that simple. On a related note: Scissors that don't cut. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
May 8, 201115 yr If there is a handle, pull.If there is a bar, push.It's that simple.I have many times come across doors with handles that are push doors. Usually they have handles on both sides though. Then there was the one time I found a door with a bar. It was a pull door. I'm not even kidding. I was just like, "Who the hell designed this?" My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
May 8, 201115 yr "Lol" It's "lol", capitalizing the one letter makes it look weird. Even worse if they end it with a period. "Lol." Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 8, 201115 yr "Lol" It's "lol", capitalizing the one letter makes it look weird. Even worse if they end it with a period. "Lol."But...but, it's grammar. :mrgreen: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
May 8, 201115 yr ^This one green emoticon in tip.it. Why is it green? Why can't it be yellow like all the other smileys? This one --> is pink because it's in love. love=pink. This one --> is blinking red because he's embarrassed. That makes sense. Why is this stupid one green? --> And people who rant and rave about pointless crap that doesn't affect them or anyone around them. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
May 8, 201115 yr When a large group of people are trying to get through a double door, and only one of the doors is open, so it takes twice as long to get through, why does noone ever think to open the other door? (although I have occasionally been guilty of myself) 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
May 8, 201115 yr When a large group of people are trying to get through a double door, and only one of the doors is open, so it takes twice as long to get through, why does noone ever think to open the other door? (although I have occasionally been guilty of myself)Sometimes it's because the other door is locked and you'd need to push from the inside to open it so you'll look like a fool when you try to open it by pulling.
May 9, 201115 yr ^This one green emoticon in tip.it. Why is it green? Why can't it be yellow like all the other smileys? This one --> is pink because it's in love. love=pink. This one --> is blinking red because he's embarrassed. That makes sense. Why is this stupid one green? --> That's racist, man. You can't just hate on Mr. Green for being Green.
May 9, 201115 yr "Lol" It's "lol", capitalizing the one letter makes it look weird. Even worse if they end it with a period. "Lol."You know, most people capitalize the first letter of a sentence then end a sentence with a period purely by habit. It's a reflex. if I left it like this, it would look weird In fact, I had to go back to change it. lol That looks so off. >.> My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
May 9, 201115 yr Author I typically type without capitalisation/periods when chatting casually on irc/instant messengers, so I don't see what the big deal is about capitalisation of the abbrieviation 'lol'. Slightly more on topic; Standardized tests/exams annoy me. I refuse to believe that they are an effective way to assess a student's ability and comprehension, especially in the case of subjects which are Essay prone. Edit - 'Who cares' as a rebuttal is annoying to me too. If indeed nobody cared, then nobody would have argued about it. If they claim to not care after arguing - why did they argue about the subject in the first place?
May 9, 201115 yr *join conversation, mic not in yet* "Chris? Are you there? CHRIS? CHRIS!?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOUR MIC IS BROKEN. YOUR MIC- YOUR MIC IS BROKEN, I CAN'T HEAR YOU" or some similar variation. For christ's sake, just wait a minute for me to get the damn thing in. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 10, 201115 yr risking your life overtaking someone and razzing off, only to see their smug grin in your mirror when they roll up slowly behind you as you're stopped 200 meters away by traffic lights. 'Rock Hard' boss pure - 60/60 Attack | 99/99 Range | 1/1 Defence | 44/44 Prayer | 99/99 Strength | 99/99 Mage - level 79 combat EOC ## '07 Server ## "Best Runescape update ever: Removing 6 years of updates." "Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler"
May 10, 201115 yr now you're just being contrary. 'Rock Hard' boss pure - 60/60 Attack | 99/99 Range | 1/1 Defence | 44/44 Prayer | 99/99 Strength | 99/99 Mage - level 79 combat EOC ## '07 Server ## "Best Runescape update ever: Removing 6 years of updates." "Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler"
May 10, 201115 yr People who risk their lives overtaking me when I drive.People risking their lives and other peoples lives passing people around curves or not 100% situations. Seriously, what the [bleep]? Texting while driving. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
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