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Jeff Dunham is awful.

Dane Cook is worse.

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I clap for really good movies like Inception. It's sort of involuntary.

 

Haha, when I went to see Inception, right as it ended (when the top is still spinning) the entire room went "AWWWWWWWWWWWW".

When I saw Inception (for the 2nd time, as a group thing) half of us had seen it and half hadn't. The ones who had were just anticipating everyone's reaction at the ending and this guy Cooper just stands up and screams "OH WHAT THE [bleep]"

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People who are obviously wrong but refuse to accept facts and ignore all logic and common sense. It's like talking to a brick wall.

 

Also, people who say things like, "Just because you think..." You don't know what I think. Last I checked, you don't know my thoughts, dreams, ideas, and/or beleifs without me openly stating them.

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The expression "all but". Who the hell invented that? It goes against the laws of logic. Saying something is "all but big" makes it seem like it's "everything but big", thus "totally not big at all". So why the hell does it mean that it's actually pretty damn big?

 

Or am I stuck in some kind of weird circle of being wrong here?

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The expression "all but". Who the hell invented that? It goes against the laws of logic. Saying something is "all but big" makes it seem like it's "everything but big", thus "totally not big at all". So why the hell does it mean that it's actually pretty damn big?

I could care less about phrases that don't make sense.

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The expression "all but". Who the hell invented that? It goes against the laws of logic. Saying something is "all but big" makes it seem like it's "everything but big", thus "totally not big at all". So why the hell does it mean that it's actually pretty damn big?

I could care less about phrases that don't make sense.

I see what you did there.

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It's not the comedians who are bad, it's the people who keep spouting their jokes over and over and over again. Same goes for movies. Yes, The Hangover was hilarious, now quit making it bad by repeating every line in it.

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It's not the comedians who are bad, it's the people who keep spouting their jokes over and over and over again. Same goes for movies. Yes, The Hangover was hilarious, now quit making it bad by repeating every line in it.

Surely you can't be serious.

About The Hangover? Or the entire thing in general?

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It's not the comedians who are bad, it's the people who keep spouting their jokes over and over and over again. Same goes for movies. Yes, The Hangover was hilarious, now quit making it bad by repeating every line in it.

Surely you can't be serious.

About The Hangover? Or the entire thing in general?

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It's not the comedians who are bad, it's the people who keep spouting their jokes over and over and over again. Same goes for movies. Yes, The Hangover was hilarious, now quit making it bad by repeating every line in it.

Surely you can't be serious.

About The Hangover? Or the entire thing in general?

Watch Airplane!

Trust me, it's worth it.

 

An entire setup for a joke and apparently nobody in OT has seen that movie. I'm ashamed.

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It's not the comedians who are bad, it's the people who keep spouting their jokes over and over and over again. Same goes for movies. Yes, The Hangover was hilarious, now quit making it bad by repeating every line in it.

Surely you can't be serious.

About The Hangover? Or the entire thing in general?

Watch Airplane!

Trust me, it's worth it.

 

An entire setup for a joke and apparently nobody in OT has seen that movie. I'm ashamed.

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When [developmentally delayed]s [literal [developmentally delayed]s, i.e. mentally defective people] sit behind me on public transport. I have to work twice as hard not to laugh and appear to be normal. It happened today, it was hilarious.

I know right?

 

They're disabled from birth... it's so damn funny.

 

I probably sounded excessively insensitive, and whatnot but eh. I'm not laughing directly at their disability but it's such an absurd situation. It's as awkward / uncomfortable for you as it is for everyone else.

 

There's a specific word for that, I can't seem to remember it now.

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It's not the comedians who are bad, it's the people who keep spouting their jokes over and over and over again. Same goes for movies. Yes, The Hangover was hilarious, now quit making it bad by repeating every line in it.

Surely you can't be serious.

 

He is, and stop calling him Shirley.

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I hate that I'm always expected to tip every time I go out to eat at a restaurant. I usually only give a quarter when I do though because it's annoying.

I'm fine with tipping. What I'm not fine with is the restaurant adding automatic gratuity and then expecting me to give more. Usually I'll write something like "Use a condom every time" or "Hungry bears are dangerous" on the "tip" line.

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I never tip in generic restaurants like Denny's or Applebees. Smaller, unique restaurants, like this nice little Argentine cafe I go to once in a while, I always pay tips.

 

Thing that annoys m: When TIF doesn't have enough to read and discuss when I'm at school. This econ class is soooo boring.

 

Another thing: The "official" Minecraft forums. I never thought I'll ever see a place as stupid as RSOF (besides 4chan). I was wrong.

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