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When people applaud the pilot for landing the plane. It's his [bleep]ing job. It's like applauding a bus driver every time you reach a bus stop...

 

Also, the lack of leg rests on planes. It can't possibly be that expensive/hard to attach a leg rest to a seat and it's just so much more comfortable.

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When people applaud the pilot for landing the plane. It's his [bleep]ing job. It's like applauding a bus driver every time you reach a bus stop...

 

While on that topic, people who applaud when a movie ends.

 

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When people applaud the pilot for landing the plane. It's his [bleep]ing job. It's like applauding a bus driver every time you reach a bus stop...

 

While on that topic, people who applaud when a movie ends.

 

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I saw the midnight showing of Star Wars Episode 3. People clapped when the movie started.

 

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Landing is the hardest part of a pilot's job. Much harder than stopping at a bus stop... Wouldn't you appreciate a little gratitude from customers at your job?

 

I clap for really good movies like Inception. It's sort of involuntary.

 

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Taking a nap, and getting woken up by my parents/brother with the question: "ARE YOU SLEEPING HERP DERP?!?"

 

not anymore [bleep]....

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Clapping for good movies is fine, and I can definitely understand for landing a plane. Especially when we landed at the Saba runway. Those pilots need a freaking medal. To give you an idea, the runway on Saba is like 3 times the length of the plane and ends at a cliff.

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Clapping for good movies is fine, and I can definitely understand for landing a plane. Especially when we landed at the Saba runway. Those pilots need a freaking medal. To give you an idea, the runway on Saba is like 3 times the length of the plane and ends at a cliff.

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I clap for really good movies like Inception. It's sort of involuntary.

 

Haha, when I went to see Inception, right as it ended (when the top is still spinning) the entire room went "AWWWWWWWWWWWW".

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When people cheer and clap when someone drops a plate or cup and it breaks, what is to cheer about there?

Saying that, when someone drops a glass in the pub and everyone shouts out.

99% of the time its a genuine accident. Does my nut in.

 

Also, finding out how 2-faced some friends can become; this could turn into a whole [bleep]ing rant at the minute but I'm too drunk to make my thoughts into any kind of eligible, coherent sentence.

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Ive pretty much been an advocate of hot weather in the hot vs cold weather argument but experiencing humid weather without a decent fan or a/c about makes me still prefer hot weather :-P

 

Having no means to cool yourself in hot weather annoys me.

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When [developmentally delayed]s [literal [developmentally delayed]s, i.e. mentally defective people] sit behind me on public transport. I have to work twice as hard not to laugh and appear to be normal. It happened today, it was hilarious.

 

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When [developmentally delayed]s [literal [developmentally delayed]s, i.e. mentally defective people] sit behind me on public transport. I have to work twice as hard not to laugh and appear to be normal. It happened today, it was hilarious.

 

Edit: This turned out to be a confusing amount of square brackets, sorry.

You're going to get flamed, but you're totally right.

 

You guys, mental and physical defects are a horrible thing, and no one should have the misfortune of being born with these traits that they can't help. But they also happen to be [bleep]ing hilarious and it can be VERY hard not to laugh.

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When people say "That's what she said!" to bad things. Example: "It's not that big. THAT WHAT SHE SAID!" is not a GOOD thing. I want to slap people when they say it in bad cases. When it is legitimately funny then it is fine.

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When [developmentally delayed]s [literal [developmentally delayed]s, i.e. mentally defective people] sit behind me on public transport. I have to work twice as hard not to laugh and appear to be normal. It happened today, it was hilarious.

I know right?

 

They're disabled from birth... it's so damn funny.

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When people say "That's what she said!" to bad things. Example: "It's not that big. THAT WHAT SHE SAID!" is not a GOOD thing. I want to slap people when they say it in bad cases. When it is legitimately funny then it is fine.

My (female) friend talking about surgery: hey, if I'd ever need an organ donor, you'd help me out right?

Me: I dunno, wouldn't it feel weird having my body part inside of you?

Her: That's what she said.

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When people say "That's what she said!" to bad things. Example: "It's not that big. THAT WHAT SHE SAID!" is not a GOOD thing. I want to slap people when they say it in bad cases. When it is legitimately funny then it is fine.

My (female) friend talking about surgery: hey, if I'd ever need an organ donor, you'd help me out right?

Me: I dunno, wouldn't it feel weird having my body part inside of you?

Her: That's what she said.

:shock:

 

That would be weird.

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When I forget to do something or I get a bad grade on an assignment and my parents automatically assume it's because "I'm too busy playing video games".

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When I forget to do something or I get a bad grade on an assignment and my parents automatically assume it's because "I'm too busy playing video games".

*ahem*

 

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When my parent's say they won't get mad or yell if I tell the truth about doing something bad/making a mistake, but they end up yelling anyway.

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I'm a little annoyed by Jeff Dunham's popularity. He's not too bad, but he didn't need his own show, and the THUNDEROUS laughter he gets with every joke is pretty undeserved.

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