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When I forget to do something and my parents automatically blame it on video games.

 

Example: I woke up late and forgot to walk the dog this morning.

 

"Oh, well he must have been too busy on his video games to walk the dog"

A few months back I had my door taken off its hinges because I didn't hear my dad knocking on the door. He somehow blamed the fact that I didn't hear him 2 floors up while listening to music on video games, and decided that a reasonable punishment would be to take the door. :wall:

That's extreme. :blink:

 

Has it been put back? I feel very uncomfortable sleeping with my door open. No, not because I'm afraid someone will catch me. Because I don't really do that anymore. Just more of a safety thing. I feel vulnerable.

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When I forget to do something and my parents automatically blame it on video games.

 

Example: I woke up late and forgot to walk the dog this morning.

 

"Oh, well he must have been too busy on his video games to walk the dog"

A few months back I had my door taken off its hinges because I didn't hear my dad knocking on the door. He somehow blamed the fact that I didn't hear him 2 floors up while listening to music on video games, and decided that a reasonable punishment would be to take the door. :wall:

That's extreme. :blink:

 

Has it been put back? I feel very uncomfortable sleeping with my door open. No, not because I'm afraid someone will catch me. Because I don't really do that anymore. Just more of a safety thing. I feel vulnerable.

It has since been put back, thankfully. And he wasn't even knocking on the bedroom door, he was knocking on the FRONT door. 2 floors down. FFS.

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FLEAS ARE SO [bleep]ING ANNOYING

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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People who criticise Tip.It writers for stating opinion as fact. It's exactly what we're meant to do, regardless of their personal preferences.

...No. It's not. That is in no way what good journalism is.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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*cough cough* Fox News

Really, any political news program. Who needs truth? The party that YOU THE VIEWER supports can do no wrong. Everyone else is a heathen-caveman-Nazi or some [cabbage] like that. Which is why conservatives watch FOX news, libertarians read Ayn Rand, socialists read anti-corporate news, independents do something meaningful with their lives, yadayadayada so on so forth blahblahblah.

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People who make wallpaper packs but dont freaking add 1080p wallpapers into it. Seriously! alot of people have 1080p Monitors now as well as PS3's. Would it kill you to make one in such resolution?!?

 

 

(Which is why all my Wall's I make are ONLY 1080p)

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People who make wallpaper packs but dont freaking add 1080p wallpapers into it. Seriously! alot of people have 1080p Monitors now as well as PS3's. Would it kill you to make one in such resolution?!?

 

 

(Which is why all my Wall's I make are ONLY 1080p)

 

 

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I saw the word and couldn't think about anything else.

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People who criticise Tip.It writers for stating opinion as fact. It's exactly what we're meant to do, regardless of their personal preferences.

...No. It's not. That is in no way what good journalism is.

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You've misunderstood the point of the Times entirely. Our job is to write opinion articles, not factual ones. As such, we are meant to voice opinions as fact. Objective news is what the news feed is for. People need to stop trying to portray the Times as a source of news.


"Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me."

- H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau

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Why aren't there any healthy fast foods? All there is, is [bleep]ing fat burger meals, pizza and kebab.

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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They work, but f'king expensive if you want to get full up.

And these bloody buses, why the hell do you have a 20min gap between the two i'm switching between in town??? ARGH! God damn fools.

I'm on a good mood today.

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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I've just never understood why bachelorette parties always involve penis molds and penis-shaped things.

 

It's like, yah, you're probably gonna bang your new husband tonight, but really, I know you've been banging him for the past 3 years, so his you-know-what is not new to you.

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Why do people say internet abbreviations in real life? Why?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Why do people say internet abbreviations in real life? Why?

Why do you have that as your sig?

 

Seriously, what the [bleep] is that???

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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So people will have something to contemplate about.

What do you think it is?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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So people will have something to contemplate about.

What do you think it is?

 

 

It's clearly a cat wearing a goalie's mask, playing laser tag, while smoking a cigar made out of dog crap.

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-.-

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Sad fact is, with 0.6mb/s download speed most of the time, that's what always happens. What makes it worse would be the fact that my videos would load until right before the juicy part, then stop and buffer.

 

Which reminds me, I hate having epic nice dreams stop before the really hot part :(

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When I turn off my alarm in my sleep.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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