This:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U

This:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U

 

 

I WILL TAKE THAT OVER BEIBER ANYDAY. I kinda like it to be honest.

The fact that my parents don't like using our front door and when someone knocks on it, opens the side door and shouts them over.

They also complain when we use it while they're in the house. Kinda stupid cause my siblings and I only have a key to that door.

 

Stubborn boogers.

Stubborn boogers.

 

I like stubborn boogers. It can be a grueling challenge at times, but when you do finally get them out you get such a great feeling of satisfaction.

This:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U

 

 

I WILL TAKE THAT OVER BEIBER ANYDAY. I kinda like it to be honest.

This. At least she has an excuse to sound like a little girl. I also think she's better than when Will Smith was rapping himself.

When people pronounce the word lawyer as law-yer.

So how do you pronounce it?

loyer

loyer

 

Like that.

I guess i pronounce Law wrong then ;P

A) Pop / Rap music

B) Annoying people

C) When I stutter. Blegh.

When you're doing something, and someone comes up to you and asks you what you're doing, while it is completely obvious.

 

For example, today I was playing our piano. My brother came and asked me what I was doing. Kinda wanted to say "I'm watching TV, reading a book, and eating tuna, dumb ass".

BRs. Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage].

BRs. Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage].

I hate butt rapists too.

BRs. Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage].

I hate butt rapists too.

I didn't know there were people that liked them.

This:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U

Reminds me too much of Rhianna.

BRs. Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage].

I hate butt rapists too.

I didn't know there were people that liked them.

Meh, they're really not that bad. I think people will often jump to conclusions just based on the small fact that a guy has a criminal record for likin' dat ass.

 

OT: People in my house who cut a bagel in half longways, and only eat half. The second half gets all dried out, and ends up being wasted.

This video contains content from Vevo, which has blocked it on copyright grounds. <- this

 

Oh, and people who don't separate their writing into paragraphs. Went into the Today... thread and saw this >.<

 

 

Hope she gets better. :)

 

EDIT: And on the topic of girls, I have a little story. Ahem;

 

So we were bowling, just like every Wednesday, and as most of you know I'm semi attracted to the girl on my bowling team, Jennifer. Well after bowling I asked her if she was busy, and wanted to hang out, because I had some time to kill. She was with her brother and I was with my best friend, but they didn't know about me asking her yet, because they were talking at the entrance and we were at my car. She said she would love to hang out with me, but before we do anything her and her brother should go swap cars, meaning they take Chris' car back and grab Jennifer's. After that's all settled we decide to go down to my work and have a bite to eat, we pull up and I walk up to the hostess stand and tell her I want to sit at table 23, which is the section a good friend of mine was working in today. I sit down first, and Chris sits down next, giving Jennifer and Wesley a choice on where to sit. Jen chooses to sit next to me. Ok, cool. We're eating, food's good, whatever. But the whole time we're eating and talking, she's ever so slowly working her way towards my hand, to hold it. Eventually she does, and I'm like, "Awesome." in my head. We pay and start to walk towards the door and I put my arm around her shoulder and she leans in to my chest. :) We talk some in the parking lot about what to do next and we decide to check out the Halloween store nearby, and walk over there. While we're in the store we split up. I'm paired with Jen. So we walk around, blah, blah, blah; then she leads me over to a secluded part of the store and asks me to pick her up and hold her so she can perfectly look into my eyes. (She's quite a bit shorter than I am.) So I do, and she wraps her arms around my neck, and legs around my torso and kisses me. It was the most passionate kiss I've ever had, and I didn't know what to say, do, or think after that. Then she told me, "I really like you, and I want you to like me back. :)" "I already do." I said. So after that her and I just kind of did our own thing. We didn't tell Chris or Wes what we were doing, we just kind of left. We went back to her house and cuddled on the couch and fell asleep for a few hours. Her mom came home to find us sleeping and she woke Jen up asking who I was, and I could hear her say, "The best boyfriend I could ever dream of, mom." :) I'm so happy right now, she's perfect, and I can honestly say that this is the girl for me.

This video contains content from Vevo, which has blocked it on copyright grounds. <- this

 

Oh, and people who don't separate their writing into paragraphs. Went into the Today... thread and saw this >.<

 

 

Hope she gets better. :)

 

EDIT: And on the topic of girls, I have a little story. Ahem;

 

So we were bowling, just like every Wednesday, and as most of you know I'm semi attracted to the girl on my bowling team, Jennifer. Well after bowling I asked her if she was busy, and wanted to hang out, because I had some time to kill. She was with her brother and I was with my best friend, but they didn't know about me asking her yet, because they were talking at the entrance and we were at my car. She said she would love to hang out with me, but before we do anything her and her brother should go swap cars, meaning they take Chris' car back and grab Jennifer's.

 

After that's all settled we decide to go down to my work and have a bite to eat, we pull up and I walk up to the hostess stand and tell her I want to sit at table 23, which is the section a good friend of mine was working in today. I sit down first, and Chris sits down next, giving Jennifer and Wesley a choice on where to sit. Jen chooses to sit next to me. Ok, cool. We're eating, food's good, whatever. But the whole time we're eating and talking, she's ever so slowly working her way towards my hand, to hold it. Eventually she does, and I'm like, "Awesome." in my head. We pay and start to walk towards the door and I put my arm around her shoulder and she leans in to my chest. :)

 

We talk some in the parking lot about what to do next and we decide to check out the Halloween store nearby, and walk over there. While we're in the store we split up. I'm paired with Jen. So we walk around, blah, blah, blah; then she leads me over to a secluded part of the store and asks me to pick her up and hold her so she can perfectly look into my eyes. (She's quite a bit shorter than I am.) So I do, and she wraps her arms around my neck, and legs around my torso and kisses me. It was the most passionate kiss I've ever had, and I didn't know what to say, do, or think after that. Then she told me, "I really like you, and I want you to like me back. :)" "I already do." I said. So after that her and I just kind of did our own thing. We didn't tell Chris or Wes what we were doing, we just kind of left.

 

We went back to her house and cuddled on the couch and fell asleep for a few hours. Her mom came home to find us sleeping and she woke Jen up asking who I was, and I could hear her say, "The best boyfriend I could ever dream of, mom." :) I'm so happy right now, she's perfect, and I can honestly say that this is the girl for me.

Fixed it for you.

*Ahem* You totally claimed the editing that I did as your own. It's ok though, I forgive you :mrgreen:

This video contains content from Vevo, which has blocked it on copyright grounds. <- this

 

Oh, and people who don't separate their writing into paragraphs. Went into the Today... thread and saw this >.<

 

 

Hope she gets better. :)

 

EDIT: And on the topic of girls, I have a little story. Ahem;

 

So we were bowling, just like every Wednesday, and as most of you know I'm semi attracted to the girl on my bowling team, Jennifer. Well after bowling I asked her if she was busy, and wanted to hang out, because I had some time to kill. She was with her brother and I was with my best friend, but they didn't know about me asking her yet, because they were talking at the entrance and we were at my car. She said she would love to hang out with me, but before we do anything her and her brother should go swap cars, meaning they take Chris' car back and grab Jennifer's.

 

After that's all settled we decide to go down to my work and have a bite to eat, we pull up and I walk up to the hostess stand and tell her I want to sit at table 23, which is the section a good friend of mine was working in today. I sit down first, and Chris sits down next, giving Jennifer and Wesley a choice on where to sit. Jen chooses to sit next to me. Ok, cool. We're eating, food's good, whatever. But the whole time we're eating and talking, she's ever so slowly working her way towards my hand, to hold it. Eventually she does, and I'm like, "Awesome." in my head. We pay and start to walk towards the door and I put my arm around her shoulder and she leans in to my chest. :)

 

We talk some in the parking lot about what to do next and we decide to check out the Halloween store nearby, and walk over there. While we're in the store we split up. I'm paired with Jen. So we walk around, blah, blah, blah; then she leads me over to a secluded part of the store and asks me to pick her up and hold her so she can perfectly look into my eyes. (She's quite a bit shorter than I am.) So I do, and she wraps her arms around my neck, and legs around my torso and kisses me. It was the most passionate kiss I've ever had, and I didn't know what to say, do, or think after that. Then she told me, "I really like you, and I want you to like me back. :)" "I already do." I said. So after that her and I just kind of did our own thing. We didn't tell Chris or Wes what we were doing, we just kind of left.

 

We went back to her house and cuddled on the couch and fell asleep for a few hours. Her mom came home to find us sleeping and she woke Jen up asking who I was, and I could hear her say, "The best boyfriend I could ever dream of, mom." :) I'm so happy right now, she's perfect, and I can honestly say that this is the girl for me.

Fixed it for you.

 

It's too late for that, now!

 

 

 

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In all honesty, fakey people. I don't mean fakey as in flakey (commonly correlated), but people who feel they have to change their personality to be accepted. I mean, I'ma be straight up, it's one thing if you pick your nose and sneeze on keyboards (one lady at my work), but if you're just a nerd, dork, intelligent, unintelligent, rational, irrational, dazed, focused, fat, slim, ugly, attractive, rich, or poor person, then just be that person. I mean... [cabbage]. I can't stand it when someone tries to appear poor when they're rich, or rational when they're not. I mean, some people just have higher iqs/are more rational, they're not better than you in anyway. So stop trying to change yourself. I know this sounds sappy hall marky, but I see people on this forum change who they are to be accepted, and I'm perplexed as to why they do. Also happens irl all the time. The human condition is confusing.

TIFers not unique? This is madness.

In all honesty, fakey people. I don't mean fakey as in flakey (commonly correlated), but people who feel they have to change their personality to be accepted. I mean, I'ma be straight up, it's one thing if you pick your nose and sneeze on keyboards (one lady at my work), but if you're just a nerd, dork, intelligent, unintelligent, rational, irrational, dazed, focused, fat, slim, ugly, attractive, rich, or poor person, then just be that person. I mean... [cabbage]. I can't stand it when someone tries to appear poor when they're rich, or rational when they're not. I mean, some people just have higher iqs/are more rational, they're not better than you in anyway. So stop trying to change yourself. I know this sounds sappy hall marky, but I see people on this forum change who they are to be accepted, and I'm perplexed as to why they do. Also happens irl all the time. The human condition is confusing.

The desire for acceptance is a fault of humanity, and it's not something you can change. Now, it's definitely not good to be completely fake, but I think a little bit of change is necessary. Just imagine how the world would be if people never changed who they were - I think a great recent example would be your sister. She changed who she was to accommodate your homosexuality, and that definitely wasn't a bad thing. The real problem comes when people take it to extreme levels.

 

BTW, speaking of changing yourself, the character in your siggy is a girl.

This video contains content from Vevo, which has blocked it on copyright grounds. <- this

 

Oh, and people who don't separate their writing into paragraphs. Went into the Today... thread and saw this >.<

 

 

Hope she gets better. :)

 

EDIT: And on the topic of girls, I have a little story. Ahem;

 

So we were bowling, just like every Wednesday, and as most of you know I'm semi attracted to the girl on my bowling team, Jennifer. Well after bowling I asked her if she was busy, and wanted to hang out, because I had some time to kill. She was with her brother and I was with my best friend, but they didn't know about me asking her yet, because they were talking at the entrance and we were at my car. She said she would love to hang out with me, but before we do anything her and her brother should go swap cars, meaning they take Chris' car back and grab Jennifer's.

 

After that's all settled we decide to go down to my work and have a bite to eat, we pull up and I walk up to the hostess stand and tell her I want to sit at table 23, which is the section a good friend of mine was working in today. I sit down first, and Chris sits down next, giving Jennifer and Wesley a choice on where to sit. Jen chooses to sit next to me. Ok, cool. We're eating, food's good, whatever. But the whole time we're eating and talking, she's ever so slowly working her way towards my hand, to hold it. Eventually she does, and I'm like, "Awesome." in my head. We pay and start to walk towards the door and I put my arm around her shoulder and she leans in to my chest. :)

 

We talk some in the parking lot about what to do next and we decide to check out the Halloween store nearby, and walk over there. While we're in the store we split up. I'm paired with Jen. So we walk around, blah, blah, blah; then she leads me over to a secluded part of the store and asks me to pick her up and hold her so she can perfectly look into my eyes. (She's quite a bit shorter than I am.) So I do, and she wraps her arms around my neck, and legs around my torso and kisses me. It was the most passionate kiss I've ever had, and I didn't know what to say, do, or think after that. Then she told me, "I really like you, and I want you to like me back. :)" "I already do." I said. So after that her and I just kind of did our own thing. We didn't tell Chris or Wes what we were doing, we just kind of left.

 

We went back to her house and cuddled on the couch and fell asleep for a few hours. Her mom came home to find us sleeping and she woke Jen up asking who I was, and I could hear her say, "The best boyfriend I could ever dream of, mom." :) I'm so happy right now, she's perfect, and I can honestly say that this is the girl for me.

Fixed it for you.

 

It's too late for that, now!

 

 

 

--------

 

In all honesty, fakey people. I don't mean fakey as in flakey (commonly correlated), but people who feel they have to change their personality to be accepted. I mean, I'ma be straight up, it's one thing if you pick your nose and sneeze on keyboards (one lady at my work), but if you're just a nerd, dork, intelligent, unintelligent, rational, irrational, dazed, focused, fat, slim, ugly, attractive, rich, or poor person, then just be that person. I mean... [cabbage]. I can't stand it when someone tries to appear poor when they're rich, or rational when they're not. I mean, some people just have higher iqs/are more rational, they're not better than you in anyway. So stop trying to change yourself. I know this sounds sappy hall marky, but I see people on this forum change who they are to be accepted, and I'm perplexed as to why they do. Also happens irl all the time. The human condition is confusing.

 

Why is it not okay to change? Changing one's personality is fine, but pretending to be someone else is a different story. Beggars are a good example of pretending to be someone you're not; some may actually be earning $60,000 a year, but beg for the tax free money they get 'just for lulz'. Which is why I hate them, especially ones that make up really obvious lies like "Oh, I need 80c to get a bus to the city. Could you spare some change?" or "Ninjas robbed my family, need $5 for food".

 

I would say pretending to be stupid is just as worse, if not more, though.

TIFers not unique? This is madness.

Madness? THIS. IS. SPARTA!

 

...Damn, you might be right.

 

Edit: I can't be bothered to find your post in the today post, so I'll say it here: CONGRATS BOWS! :D