Abc1230 Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Babies are born wearing a cap and gown.Teachers live at school.Traffic lights turn red when nobody else is there because they can detect a really fast car approaching.Female anatomy... YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 I used to read the tags on pillows that said "Do not remove under penalty of law" or something similar, then think that I must be the most badass thing to ever walk the earth when I ripped them off. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demoli Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Most of the usual misconceptions like woman anatomy and origin of babies. I though pushing b improved tha rate of catching pokemon I though that my parent heard everything i said anywhere, this stuck to me in such a way i never asid a curse word until i was like 14. Cats were baby dogs. Pokemon were hidden in the dephs of central park. And that having a perfect whistle would net me a free bird (spend 2 weeks trying to have a good whistle until my Gramfather told me it wasn't true) I once though my uncle was Santa, mainly because i once found a santa costume in his closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 I though that my parent heard everything i said anywhere, this stuck to me in such a way i never asid a curse word until i was like 14. Yeah I never swore until like 14 because I was paranoid that my parents would find out some how. It was totally irrational (and I knew it was) but I thought it anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxingmck Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 I though that my parent heard everything i said anywhere, this stuck to me in such a way i never asid a curse word until i was like 14. Yeah I never swore until like 14 because I was paranoid that my parents would find out some how. It was totally irrational (and I knew it was) but I thought it anyways.Parents yelling at kdis for swearing just encourages it anyways Noobs: We pay we sayJaGeX: How much will you pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Really? I've always swore quite a bit, although never at home. Back in like early middle school I would get horrified looks form kids when I'd say something like "What the hell?". Of course in like 7th grade swearing became cool and a lot of kids would swear constantly which was dumb. Luckily people don't think it makes them cool for the most part anymore. I'll admit, it weirds me out a lot when I hear my friends swear around my parents. It's something I still don't do to this day, even though I don't think they'd really care anymore. I never swear around any of my friends parents either even though they obviously don't care. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Yeah I swear a lot around friends, but the most you'll hear me say in front of my parents is "crap." I'm not quite sure why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tortilliachp Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Let us swear while we may, for in Heaven it will not be allowed. -mark twain. who can scold you for heeding the advice of mark twain, especially when you can quote him? No, i've always sworn as much as i've wanted, that's not a lot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Really? I've always swore quite a bit, although never at home. Back in like early middle school I would get horrified looks form kids when I'd say something like "What the hell?". Of course in like 7th grade swearing became cool and a lot of kids would swear constantly which was dumb. Luckily people don't think it makes them cool for the most part anymore. I'll admit, it weirds me out a lot when I hear my friends swear around my parents. It's something I still don't do to this day, even though I don't think they'd really care anymore. I never swear around any of my friends parents either even though they obviously don't care.Yea, whenever my friends are around I PRAY they don't swear around my parents, even though I do occasionally. Just kind of looks bad on me when they do, although they don't very often. If it's something like crap or low-level, then it's no big deal but other stuff isn't ok. Although we swear all of the time at school. What is REALLY horrifying to me is seeing 4th graders (or little kids in general) swear all of the time. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I though pushing b improved the rate of catching pokemon No where in that formula is there something about pressing B. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouwzie Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I though pushing b improved the rate of catching pokemon No where in that formula is there something about pressing B. Which is exactly what he said! Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Earlier, I was going to wash my hair in the bathroom sink, and I almost stuck my head under the stream of water (in order to get it wet for lathering with shampoo) with my glasses on. Luckily, I realized that I was about to do something stupid, so I took them off. It was a split-second type of thing, though. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I though pushing b improved the rate of catching pokemon No where in that formula is there something about pressing B. Which is exactly what he said! Good job!Even if you know it doesn't help you still do it every time, atleast I do. I press "A" 4 times when trying to catch a pokemon, once when it goes into the ball, once when it hits the ground, again when it hits the ground, and once when it shakes the first time. For some reason I thought that helped when I was little and I still do it every time. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 [hide=quote train]I though pushing b improved the rate of catching pokemon No where in that formula is there something about pressing B. Which is exactly what he said! Good job!Even if you know it doesn't help you still do it every time, atleast I do. I press "A" 4 times when trying to catch a pokemon, once when it goes into the ball, once when it hits the ground, again when it hits the ground, and once when it shakes the first time. For some reason I thought that helped when I was little and I still do it every time.[/hide] I do the same, but I press up on the d-pad and hit b for every ball shake. Just something thats stuck with me since childhood. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 Today this caller called from a hospital, her name was barbara. She had the deepest voice I've ever heard from a woman, thus I thought her name was bob. After 5 minutes she fianlly said "BARBARA B A R B A R A BARBARA I AM A WOMAN YOU [bleep]ING IDIOT" I almost bursted outta my chair laughing, I was wondering why she kept on repeating her name. I was like "sir, yes, your name is bob" Then she'd say "No. BARBARA!" but it sounded like she said "No. BOB!"(Note, she was very old and slurring her words" Another one, seriously freaked me out You know how if you smoke too much you get those robotic voices? Yea... One called. [cabbage]. freaked the [bleep] out of me. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Earlier, I was going to wash my hair in the bathroom sink, and I almost stuck my head under the stream of water (in order to get it wet for lathering with shampoo) with my glasses on. Luckily, I realized that I was about to do something stupid, so I took them off. It was a split-second type of thing, though. I accidentally shower with my glasses on. A lot. I don't even realise I'm doing it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 ^So, I've had the wrong definition for 'schizophrenia' in my internal dictionary for ages.It makes you wonder how many times you've made an arse of yourselff. Actually, I've come to learn that the vast majority of this planet's population has no idea what Schitzophrenia really is... so it's likely nobody ever knew you were wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 Pish posh stop being so schizophrenic Romy. get it I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamdan Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I used to think that all women had "peepees" when I was really young. Yeah me too, until grade 1 when I played the age old 'show each other your junk' game with a neighbor. My first thought was "idk what it is, but it's awesome' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distracted Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I used to think the world was actually in black and white (I remember mentioning this somewhere else lol) I do a lot of stupid stuff, I luckily forget most of it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 When I was in Germany I met an American girl at a bar who asked me if we had electricity in Sweden. When I mentioned we also make cars she was genuinely shocked. So I just rolled with it and said the reason there are only 9 million people living here is because polar bears kill most of our infants. In order to keep our population from declining, it is a mother's duty to just push out as many babies as possible - because at least half of them will be killed by the infant-killing polar bears roaming our streets. Unghh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 When I was in Germany I met an American girl at a bar who asked me if we had electricity in Sweden. When I mentioned we also make cars she was genuinely shocked. So I just rolled with it and said the reason there are only 9 million people living here is because polar bears kill most of our infants. In order to keep our population from declining, it is a mother's duty to just push out as many babies as possible - because at least half of them will be killed by the infant-killing polar bears roaming our streets. Unghh.I apologize for her idiocy, most of us aren't that stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I do the same, but I press up on the d-pad and hit b for every ball shake. Just something thats stuck with me since childhood.[hide][/hide]Plenty of people did it. I did, and it always seemed to work... Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 When I was in Germany I met an American girl at a bar who asked me if we had electricity in Sweden. When I mentioned we also make cars she was genuinely shocked. So I just rolled with it and said the reason there are only 9 million people living here is because polar bears kill most of our infants. In order to keep our population from declining, it is a mother's duty to just push out as many babies as possible - because at least half of them will be killed by the infant-killing polar bears roaming our streets. Unghh.I apologize for her idiocy, some of us aren't that stupid. She sounds frustrating... I guess she was a spy trying to discover the wonders of Superior German Engineering? :wink: SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonian dude Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I have a very bad habit of losing stuff. Especially something I need for studying for school. I once lost 3 copies of a test during one lesson. Teacher got seriously mad at me. I still don't know where the heck did I manage to get them to. So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends. RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.I strike out every other week.Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.Randox pretty much stays rational.Etc, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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