June 16, 201016 yr BERLIN - A German student created a traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer. German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hells Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 3-mile-long traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police. "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hells Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37710921/ns/world_news-weird_news/ People are dumb rofl. Silly Germans Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
June 16, 201016 yr wat O_o [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
June 16, 201016 yr 26 and still a student? That's a long-ass time. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
June 16, 201016 yr Okay lemme get this straight. À kiddo sees a gang of motoboys, gives them the finger and then slings à puppy in their general direction and then tries to drive away on a stolen bulldozer? [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
June 16, 201016 yr the only possible explanation for this is LSD. [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide]
June 16, 201016 yr On meth, this news story appears normal. [insert birds flying in a circle here]Yes, that sig was annoying.
June 16, 201016 yr the only possible explanation for this is LSD. Apparently he stopped taking his anti-depressants or something like that
June 16, 201016 yr Okay lemme get this straight. À kiddo sees a gang of motoboys, gives them the finger and then slings à puppy in their general direction and then tries to drive away on a stolen bulldozer?That's the most badass student ever. Seriously. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
June 16, 201016 yr This succession of events is awesome. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
June 16, 201016 yr I'm voting for this as the next big internet meme. All we need is a video of the deed in question ;) "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti
June 16, 201016 yr I think it all comes down to what kind of puppy it was. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
June 16, 201016 yr I just threw a puppy at some Hells Angels Gang Members. Your opinions are invalid :thumbsup:
June 17, 201016 yr I hope the puppy didn't get hurt. Arschloch. J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff moviesJe trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vieJe ne me reconnais plus dans les gensJe suis juste un cas désespérantEt comme personne ne viendra me réclamerJe terminerai comme un objet retrouvé
June 17, 201016 yr PCP Cocaine is one helluva drug. Everything was (somewhat) normal, except the puppy....Who throws a puppy at someone?!? Where the hell did he get a puppy from anyhow? ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
June 17, 201016 yr Not sure where to begin.......... epic? [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
June 17, 201016 yr I can't decide which of his feats was more impressive1) flipping off a bunch of gang members2) throwing a puppy at a bunch of gang members3) stealing a bulldozer The fact that he did all three in one fell swoop makes him a man of legend. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
June 17, 201016 yr Author I was laughing so hard when I was originally reading the article XD Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
June 17, 201016 yr Dirty krauts. First in WWII with their Meinführerhündenjajameincommändantstormen and now their darn Schülergeworfenraketeangetriebenwelpenträgerraketen.
June 17, 201016 yr PCP Cocaine is one helluva drug. Everything was (somewhat) normal, except the puppy....Who throws a puppy at someone?!? Where the hell did he get a puppy from anyhow?Escaping from the scene of a crime on a stolen bulldozer is normal? Where the devil do you live, because it sounds awesome. Dirty krauts. First in WWII with their Meinführerhündenjajameincommändantstormen and now their darn Schülergeworfenraketeangetriebenwelpenträgerraketen.It's funny because I have the strongest suspicion you just translated some jibberish sentence from english to german and then removed the spaces. :D Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino
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