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Dirty krauts. First in WWII with their Meinführerhündenjajameincommändantstormen and now their darn Schülergeworfenraketeangetriebenwelpenträgerraketen.

It's funny because I have the strongest suspicion you just translated some jibberish sentence from english to german and then removed the spaces. :D

 

Nein, nein ! Sie irren sich. Raus, raus! Achtung, es gibt feinde Spitfires. Im Namen von Goebbels, und Gott im Himmel, dann irren Sie sich!

 

Nah, the first one I just mixed ja ja mein commandant, + fuhrer bunch of other Nazi stuff, and the second one loosely translates into student-operated-rocket-propelled-puppy-launcher. Did German in highschool for 4 years. Haha.

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Lmao. Get to the Messssserschmitts Hans GROUBELL!

 

Haha, you got the gist of the first one pretty good.

 

Schnell Schnell! Holen Sie sich die panzerwerfen sind die Briten dem Vormarsch. Sieg Heil!

 

We should probably stop this now. :|

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Der Grund zu Deutsch sprechen kann ich nicht weggehen lassen. Tud mir Leid. Es endet hier.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Der Grund zu Deutsch sprechen kann ich nicht weggehen lassen. Tud mir Leid. Es endet hier.

 

As far as I can tell it's something like,

 

"I cant let go of speaking German. I'm sorry. Here it ends "

 

It's es tut mir leid btw, and isn't let go lolassen ?

 

Edit: I'm probably wrong. :|

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Der Grund zu Deutsch sprechen kann ich nicht weggehen lassen. Tud mir Leid. Es endet hier.

 

As far as I can tell it's something like,

 

"I cant let go of speaking German. I'm sorry. Here it ends "

 

It's es tut mir leid btw, and isn't let go lolassen ?

 

Edit: I'm probably wrong. :|

 

Probably right, I've only spent two years in Germany and I haven't spoken German since summer 2005. Loslassen sounds right.

OT: But throwing puppies around doesn't.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Actually, that does sound badass. He flipped off a gang of Hells Angels, which is brave on its own, then threw a puppy, which is sad, but then drove off on a bulldozer. Aren't those things pretty slow?

The only part I don't like is throwing the puppies, the rest is badass.

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Honestly man, who throws a shoe puppy? That really hurt!

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

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I had to laugh at everything but the puppy. Why would you throw a living creature, when an inanimate object would suffice?

 

An inanimate object can't be possessed by Satan to chew your face off.

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I had to laugh at everything but the puppy. Why would you throw a living creature, when an inanimate object would suffice?

 

An inanimate object can't be possessed by Satan to chew your face off.

Then throw a kitten. Puppies are much better than kittens.

 

Especially since kittens open up a whole new dimension of insults. "Have a kitty you [kitties]!"

 

EDIT:^That worked out well.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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