Fudgepuppy Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Ok i got a couple: 1) What is green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A Pool Table 2) Theres two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, "Oh boy, is it hot in here or what?" The other muffin says, "Holy Crap! A talking muffin!" I thought they were pretty funny... I hope you think so too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowshow Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 gotta give props to Dane Cook for these next few ones 1) Everyone in Amerika has violent tendancies, you all know that when you see a guy walking down the street in a "Superman" T-Shirt you just want to shoot him in the chest and when he starts to bleed say "I guess not" 2) Every man wants a monkey, but in any group of people there is that one that is a "monkey expert" and starts listing the reasons you cant have a monkey "They poop in their hands and trow it around in a festive maner, they make faces that are unacceptable in society" i hear these things and i say "thats why i want a monkey" i dont want some nice monkey, i want an evil monkey, i will dress him in armor, give him a sword and battle him, how pumped would you be coming home from work knowing somewhere in your house is a monkey your going to battle? this one is a little Warhammer 40k humor: Last words of an Imperial Guradsman "Man bainets" (i know i misspelled that) ((that is funny to me cuz im chaos space marines, and i so totaly pwn the imperials in hand to hand)) Horus was weak, Abbadon was a fool, but I Karkan, chosen of the chaos gods, shall conquer Terra, I shall kill the false emperor. Under my blood stained banner, chaos shall rule the universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulch Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Best blone joke i've ever read> http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog ... lond_joke/ Fel 'n ddedwydd ydy 'r hunau drwo choel a cer am 'r yn bucheddu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocacolabottle Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Pmg this one made me rofl irl. What's green and if u swallow it, you die? - A pooltable 99 Slayer since August 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 ok heres one here to use against a type of people, NOT TO BE USED FOR RACISM ok, theres 4 people from and they are in a trip in america. they are on a 40m.p.h. highway and they are going 5m.p.h. so a police officer pulls them over and asks the driver why he is going so slow. they driver says "the sign there says 7". the police officer looks over and says "thats the highway number!". so the police officer is about the go off and look in the back. the 3 other people were shaking and pale so he asks the driver "why are they shaking?". the driver replies "we just got off highway 203" its long but its good. heres another: two people from are at a building and theres a sign up saying "shirts - $10, trousers - $10, socks - $6". the first person says to the second person "we can buy them and sell them at a higher price at home and dont talk because you tell people from " so they enter...the first person says "we will buy 20 shirts, 20 trousers and 40 socks" the shopkeeper says "ye must be from ". the people ask why. the shopkeeper replies "because this is a dry cleaner". Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AshKaYu Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 What do you call a black guy that went through med school? A doctor, what are you, rascist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12bigo12 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 what do u call cheese thats not yours? . . nocho cheese *da da chee!* heres another one i dont know if it was taken: Theres 3 girls, a blonde a red-head and a burnett. The 3 girls are being chased by the cops so they hide in a potatoe sack. The cops look at the first sack and see some red hair and say "its a dog", so the red says "woof woof", the cops look in the second bag and see the burnetts hair so they say "it's a cat", so the burnett says "meow, meow". The cops go to the last sack and see some blonde hair and before they could say anything the blond says, "potatoe potatoe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocacolabottle Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Theres 3 girls, a blonde a red-head and a burnett. The 3 girls are being chased by the cops so they hide in a potatoe sack. The cops look at the first sack and see some red hair and say "its a dog", so the red says "woof woof", the cops look in the second bag and see the burnetts hair so they say "it's a cat", so the burnett says "meow, meow". The cops go to the last sack and see some blonde hair and before they could say anything the blond says, "potatoe potatoe." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 99 Slayer since August 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef! what do you call fly that cant fly? a walk! what goes tick-woof-tick-woof? a watchdog! i know, they are rubbish! :cry: Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvus Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 i know 2 jokes(actually one joke and a funny quote) this is the last words of some military man(dont remember who): they couldn't hit a elephant at this dist. there are 3 football(northameican football) fans in some country. there is a greenbay packers fan, a minisota vikings fan, and add whatever team you want the 3rd person doesn't matter. they are watching a game and drinking beer. then the police ram the door down and arrest the for drinking beer. in court they get sentanced to 50 lashes. the man who is to give the 50 lashes says "i'll be nice to you because it is my wife's birthday today. you can have anything but getting out of having 50 lashes" the ____ fan wants a pillow straped to his back but after 25 lashes the pillow is torn up. then the minisota vikings fan asks for 2 pillows but the pillows are torn up after 35 lashes. then the man says "i like the greenbay packers so i'll give you 2 things" the packers fan asks for 100 lashes. the man says"why do you want 100 lashes?" then the packers fan says he wants the minisota vikings fan straped to his back Thanks to DrCue at DeviantArt for the signature source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardsfan Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 i know 2 jokes(actually one joke and a funny quote) this is the last words of some military man(dont remember who): they couldn't hit a elephant at this dist. there are 3 football(northameican football) fans in some country. there is a greenbay packers fan, a minisota vikings fan, and add whatever team you want the 3rd person doesn't matter. they are watching a game and drinking beer. then the police ram the door down and arrest the for drinking beer. in court they get sentanced to 50 lashes. the man who is to give the 50 lashes says "i'll be nice to you because it is my wife's birthday today. you can have anything but getting out of having 50 lashes" the ____ fan wants a pillow straped to his back but after 25 lashes the pillow is torn up. then the minisota vikings fan asks for 2 pillows but the pillows are torn up after 35 lashes. then the man says "i like the greenbay packers so i'll give you 2 things" the packers fan asks for 100 lashes. the man says"why do you want 100 lashes?" then the packers fan says he wants the minisota vikings fan straped to his backi like that one, lol heres mine: what food is famous in each country? Mexico:Mexican food China:Chinese Food Italy:Italian food Korea:Korean food Japan:Japanese food United States:fast food R.I.P. Shiva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 burn! Boy: Miss, can i go to the toilet? Teacher: Only if you say the alphabet. Boy: A B C D E F G H I J L K M O N....Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher: What happened to the P? Boy: Its going my trousers right now..... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godsfearme Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin turns to the other one and says "is it hot in here or is it just me." So the second turns to the first one and screams "om my gosh it is a talking muffin." I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irule Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Speical Report From Channel 4 News "The United States has sent a probe to Ur anus nice joke man. is that what you did last night? :twisted: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh_soldier Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 four people are on an exploding aeroplane in mid-air with 3 parachutes, a doctor, a film star, a corner shop worker and a genius from lancashire the flim star says "i entertain people, and am well known to millions of people, so i need a a parachute" the genius says "im right proper smart me, and im the smartest guy in bury, so i need to live for the gene-pool an all that" grabs a parachute and jumps. the doctor says to the corner shop worker "well mate, i guess this is goodbye" then the corner shop worker pulls out a parachute and says "not for now" the doctor asks him "but there were 3 parachutes? where did that one come from" and the corner shop worker replys "its been here all along, that idiot took my lunch" (that isnt racist, im from bury and it arent a right smart place) what do you call a chav in an igloo? inuinnit what do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? sorted what do you call a chav in a box? innit what do you call a vauxhall nova full of chavs falling of a cliff into a pit of lava? a good start what do you call a chav in a metalworking factory? wellard whats a normal chavs name? johnny b. banged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12bigo12 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 four people are on an exploding aeroplane in mid-air with 3 parachutes, a doctor, a film star, a corner shop worker and a genius from lancashire the flim star says "i entertain people, and am well known to millions of people, so i need a a parachute" the genius says "im right proper smart me, and im the smartest guy in bury, so i need to live for the gene-pool an all that" grabs a parachute and jumps. the doctor says to the corner shop worker "well mate, i guess this is goodbye" then the corner shop worker pulls out a parachute and says "not for now" the doctor asks him "but there were 3 parachutes? where did that one come from" and the corner shop worker replys "its been here all along, that idiot took my lunch" (that isnt racist, im from bury and it arent a right smart place) what do you call a chav in an igloo? inuinnit what do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? sorted what do you call a chav in a box? innit what do you call a vauxhall nova full of chavs falling of a cliff into a pit of lava? a good start what do you call a chav in a metalworking factory? wellard whats a normal chavs name? johnny b. banged. i dont get it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull912000 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Whats a dear with no eyes? I have No - I - deer Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kielmccaul75 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 there was to cows sitting in a tree steaking waffles, then another horse came and he hadnt seen a airplane to. :? If tip.it awards go ahead, the above post wins for best use of an emotion. I actually laughed out loud because that was the exact look I had on my face atfter reading that post ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabestkillas Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 there was to cows sitting in a tree steaking waffles, then another horse came and he hadnt seen a airplane to. :? If tip.it awards go ahead, the above post wins for best use of an emotion. I actually laughed out loud because that was the exact look I had on my face atfter reading that post ;) I swear that joke made me laugh my a** off after i read it , my mother even thought i went crazy lmao and the more you think about it the more u laugh ur head off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kielmccaul75 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Speical Report From Channel 4 News "The United States has sent a probe to Ur anus nice joke man. is that what you did last night? :twisted: :lol: Wow, that was soo much funnier than his joke. :roll: TIF really needs the twisted emote removed. This is another of those random jokes, that have no real meaning. If you ask people you can get some hilarious replies. Q. A canoe is moving upstream, and the wheels fall off. So how many pancakes can you fit into a dog kennel? A. No, icecream doesn't have bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remigo Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 1 blond girl, 1 brown girl, and 1 red girl are being executed the first 1 (brown girl) the general says .. ready ! aim !!! than the girl says realy fast: tsunami !!!!! tsunami !! al the soldiers look after them .. nothing girl = gone 2nde the red girl general says: ready, aim and than she says realy fast tornado !! tornado !! soldiers look behind them .. girl = gone 3the girl (blond) general says: ready, aim and ... girl says realy fast= fire! fire ! fire !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo_sup_keen Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Ouch. I just learned something: Don't fall out of your chair laughing. Right under that joke was his sig :lol: :lol: :lol: ya i just got the joke and fell out of me chair to (just cus u sed that) :evil: :evil: :evil: ow your pay for the 1 :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops: sry nvm dont kill me :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonst0rm Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 32 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE: 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Insist that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub." 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniff incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace." 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more at any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_duffman Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 my official list of "yo momma" jokes enjoy Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the swimming pool as a toilet Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds Yo' momma's so fat, when yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice Yo' momma's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator Yo' momma's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her Yo' momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change Yo' momma's so fat, she's taller lying down Yo' momma's so fat, when she works at the theater, she works as the screen Yo' momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down Yo' momma's so fat, when I said I wanted 'pigs in a blanket', she got back in bed Yo' momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five YEARS to live Yo' momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her Yo' momma's so fat, she could sell shade Yo' momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard Yo' momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her Yo' momma's so fat, her *ss has its own congressman Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, "Where can I try that on? " Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, "Sorry, we don't do curtains " Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings Yo' momma's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg Yo' momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, "The coast is clear " Yo' momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it Yo' momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb Yo' momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion Yo' momma' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit Yo' momma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake " Yo' momma's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub Yo' momma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass " Yo' momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family " Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets Yo' momma's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show Yo' momma's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her "Barney" Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan Yo' momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling Yo' momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet Yo' momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet Yo' momma's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out Yo' momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of shoes Yo' momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation Yo' momma's so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step Yo' momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo Yo' momma's got so many rings around her belly, she screws her underwear on Yo' momma's so fat, she roller skates on busses Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings Yo' momma lost at hide n' seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas Yo' momma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps Yo' momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up Yo' momma's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper Yo' momma's so fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a pager Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN " Yo' momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise Yo' momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side Yo' momma's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions Yo' momma's so fat, yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up the on-ramps Yo' momma's so fat, you haveta roll over twice to get off her Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay " Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu, including "Thank You, Come Again" Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA ' Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said, "Taxi " Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon Yo' momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, "Caution Wide Turn " Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the harpoon throw on her, he got arrested for whaling Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house Yo' momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock " Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, "Please step out of the car " Yo' momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..." Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has to make two trips Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has friends come help Yo' momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks Yo' momma's so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kick stand Yo' momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips Yo' momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip...at the radio station Yo' momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs Yo' momma's so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo' momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard " Yo' momma's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat *ss Jeans Yo' momma's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning Yo' momma's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse Yo' momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickeley102 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Their once was a indian tribe trekking across the rockies in order to exact some revenge on cowboys that disrespected their burial ground The indian cheif was told by one of his clairvoyants that a monster would attack his camp that night. So he set up his number 1 indian warriors to gaurd him while he sleeps but when he wakes up in the morning they are all dead. The next morning he sets up all his second tier indian warriors to try and protect him but once again when he wakes up they are all dead. So on the third night he sets up all of his tribe to gaurd him thinking that their is no way that one monster could kill his whole tribe. But he awoke to his entire tribe being slaughtered. The cheif continued the trwek anyway and set up camp on the fourth night but he was awoken that same night by heaviy breathing. He opened his eyes to see an enourmous monster leaning menicingly over him. "ahhhhhhh" he screamed "you must be the monster". "no, im not" said the monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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