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The Vending Machine Game!


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the machine crushes you and says, no your dead!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Superman saves you because there is a gun man that wants to kill you. *takes picture of superman flying with Veltia.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^QUOTED^ Now you will always be known having written that \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Recives cash!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts Superman (I had some kryptonite in the pocket)<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: w00t page seventy!!! :XD:

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What? Gazzy got cash and I get nothing? I was teh one that took teh picture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway Superman's wife asks someone to get teh kryptonite away, and kills you 4 killing his husband.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*waits til Superman's wife flies away, then inserts Veltia's heart.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the machine does nothing, you shake it until something happens when all of the sudden the machine falls on you... :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts coin

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2 elves jump out of it and attack you with crystal bows for 2 30s and the rest of ur hps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*shoves in the elves into the tiny coin slot they scream and i take their bows*

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That pic is soo me lol!

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What? Gazzy got cash and I get nothing? I was the one that took the picture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't worry, i give you a couple of dollars for cleaning MY Gutters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, you get a large monkey that sits on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It hurts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A lot.

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3 stick figures come out and shoot you with an f2000 while i sneak over and take your wallet. :-w :-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts your body and the bullet*

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Thor comes walking down the hallway to the machine, and asks where his eyes are. You have no comment to this, so it angers him. He picks up his hammer and starts swinging it madly in circles, finally hitting you in the side of the head crushing your skull.

 

 

 

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A black man comes out of nowhere and says, "What the hell are you doing man? Aw man, you shouldn't put blood on the machine. Why the hell are you doing it?" Then a fat guy punches you in the face before you get chance to answer and says "Nobody bleeds my vending machine, nobody."

 

 

 

*inserts a coin to a vending machine located in a plane that flies from NYC to Tokyo, Japan.*

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And out comes a rune arrow flying out the machine but too fast for you to dogde it so you get hit and needs to spent a hell lot of time in hospital!

 

 

 

*Picks up MjÃÆÃâÃâølner (Thor's hammer)*

 

 

 

>Inserts it in the machine in hope that it will return to Thor<

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If only you knew it was Loki's inheritance...In case Thor went blind,it was insurance or something

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts self to retrieve all the cool stuff in there.Except the lame stuff that I hate,including Blaziken's bloody body.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

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Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

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Oh well... DAMN YOU LOKE!!!

 

 

 

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You recives some stuff right back together with money!

 

 

 

>Inserts note saying/asking: "How in the bloody hell does Americans know that much about acient nordic gods and stuff?"<

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