The Vending Machine Game!

[demon_inferno]

You get a refund.

 

 

 

*Inserts pudding*

[Numer0_un0]

You get a clogged and malfuctioning vending machine.

 

 

 

[Alexpop11]

the repairman comes out, says "all fixed!"

 

he walks away, and then the vending maching blows up, killing you.

 

 

 

'at a new vending machine'

 

[Riku3220]

sharp jagged pieces of bricks fly into you eyes

 

 

 

*inserts superman action figure*

[flying_death_bombs55]

A hot girl comes out of the machine then throws you into the slot and then jumps back into the machine.

 

 

 

I insert this smiley: :twisted:

[Tsar]

A midget wearing a devil costume climbs out of the vending machine and starts chasing you with a wooden spork.

 

 

 

*inserts a dog biscuit*

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

There as so many dogs that wants it that you fall down because of them.

 

 

 

*doesn't insert anything.*

 

 

 

Instead I plant a time bomb that explodes after fifteen minutes (while the security guards are talking 21 minutes break, so they won't realize this until too late), run to the exit, get the hell out of the building, get to the car where my friend was waiting for me, and he drives me away from the building.

 

 

 

Yeah you gotta be creative. :twisted: I won't post any more post today.

[Numer0_un0]

 

 

 

\ SODA! \

[Riku3220]

you got diet instead of regular i hate when that happens :wall:

 

 

 

inserts cuckie cheeses token 9minutes 30 second till explosion

[The Observer]

you got diet instead of regular i hate when that happens :wall:

 

 

 

inserts cuckie cheeses token 9minutes 30 second till explosion

 

 

 

Acid cheese squirts all over your face.

 

 

 

Inserts coin.

[Stilev]

you get a bill

 

 

 

inserts 10 coins

[underu2000]

The machine overloads, it cannot count to 10. You get fined and are sentenced to a lifetime exile in Canada as a result. :XD:

 

 

 

[Gazzy]

you get a puppy!

 

 

 

*inserts pie. runs very fast after inserting said pie.*

[flying_death_bombs55]

Your head explodes for some reason. :-k

 

 

 

 

 

I disable the bomb at 00.01 seconds (.01 is miliseconds) and I plant a bomb that will create a black hole inside of the vending machine that will activate when you insert anything into the slot. NOTHING can disable the bomb, unless the vending machine explodes... :twisted:

[Alexpop11]

you didnt insert anything, so i will for you.

 

 

 

 

[Numer0_un0]

Nothing happens. Classic. 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

He fixes it and says, "Fixed, oh and by the way, some jerks wanted to explode this place, but they're both in jail now, and will be executed soon, that's what I heard"

 

 

 

*during the lunch break inserts coin into the coca cola machine.*

 

 

 

NOTE: Don't just say "You get a coca cola, the end", and also this vending machine ain't magical either, let something happen that dangerous criminal do to me, or something.

[Numer0_un0]

You get a Coca Cola.

 

 

 

O:)

 

 

 

Wait, that's not all.... Suddenly, it begins to fizz violently!! :shock:

 

 

 

It bursts open and sprays fizz all over your face! :ohnoes:!

 

 

 

 

 

[dutycalls5609]

You get 1/50th of a can of cola, cause you payed for that much.

 

 

 

[gogogopie]

you get a report card with a F- in math.

 

 

 

Inserts a coin with a picture of a dancing noodle on it

[Riku3220]

the dancing noodle slaps you in the face because F- is a double negative meanintg its positive or in other words an A+ or something better than a C

 

 

 

inserts Wii

[deathgliger]

u get a toilet to put it in and a note saying "don't u ever wii on the carpet again!"

 

 

 

*inserts something nice*

[swordfight]

you got a fine for inserting random objects into a vending machine

 

 

 

i insert a sliver soin

[Unoalexi]

A werewolf is forced out of the vending machine and it mauls you to death!

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

You get a coca cola.

 

 

 

*inserts a magical coin from another dimension.*