October 18, 200619 yr oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D player: Poisoning daggers for free! me: er, so I give you a dagger, you poison it, and you hand it back right? (quick check, nope, he's not in highscores for herby) player: yes that's right, can I have your dagger please. me: why not just hand out free weapon poison? player: I want xp from poisoning them me: that sounds suspiciously like item scamming to me player: it is. You can guess what happened next and this is is funny too: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird thats all i have for now :lol: heard them before but they still so funny :thumbsup: i like the 1 with the p hat the best its so funny i wonder what happend when his bro saw what he did :twisted: :boohoo: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^refresh to see another sig =P also click on the sig to go to The Art Bazaar thanks to everyone who made me a sig
October 18, 200619 yr I and a lvl 43 (I was lvl 41) were in wildy. I maged him and he was low health, he begins to cast "Lumby home port" I saw he was scaping and went to bank. Noob: You are running from me! Me: You were teleing to Lumby Noob: No, you are running Me: I am not Noob: Ok I don't talk to noobs Me: You r a noob Noob: That is the reason i don't talk to myself lol :P No! You'll die if you try to kill that farmer!nah whips should be as left as is. besides theyre the intestine of an abbysal demon (i think) have fun crafting that.
October 19, 200619 yr Okay, it's not nearly as funny as the sausage whip one, but it made me smile - A noob is in awe of my mighty orange cape!
October 19, 200619 yr A noob (not my friends lil sis) got a random event, and it said something like "Hello there (Noobs Nmae, forgot what it was lol)", as they usually do. And the noob said hi back, lol. He thought that it was someone else, lol. I still do that. And when the Old Man gives me 15gp, I still say thank you ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
October 20, 200619 yr A noob (not my friends lil sis) got a random event, and it said something like "Hello there (Noobs Nmae, forgot what it was lol)", as they usually do. And the noob said hi back, lol. He thought that it was someone else, lol. I still do that. And when the Old Man gives me 15gp, I still say thank you I do it too I'm sure the npc's enjoy the politeness I know I do :wink: Oh and a couple days ago a guy 3 lvls higher than me (That puts him at lvl 70, not exactly a pushover) asked how much for my monk robes, I told him to offer, I probably would have accepted 25gp or less but he offers me 1k :shock: :pray: I say ok, but I felt bad so I threw in my holy ammy. Easiest 1K I ever made :XD: Rs name: bionicl00 (00 is 2 zeros)F2P forever! All my F2P stats are currently at or above 30. Wow... I just scanned it with my new high tech program called "common sense" and it detected a scam.87.964% of all statistics are made up.
October 21, 200619 yr ooh! ooh! what happened?!?!?!? Tell me! tell me!! Well lets just say she chocked on the ice cream and fell over onto a table and got her face stuck in a bowl of peanut butter. You have to be a really special person to choke on something that melts in your mouth. :lol: I was banging on my table and nearly fell on the floor... Ranged Crave :lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol: Rofl, I started laughing so hard when I read that, that is hilarious. :lol :D R.I.P The Old Nite. Heroes get remembered. But Legends never die. You were truly a Runescape Legend
October 21, 200619 yr Due to a recent bug, players placing a full set of Adamant (g) into their chest were able to withdraw a full set of Rune (g). As a result of the hotfix, you may find that any Rune (g) you'd stored in the chest has turned into Adamant (g). We are really, really, sorry if this has happened to you; unfortunately there was no other feasible way of fixing the bug. Please contact Customer Support via the normal messaging system for any futher issues or problems. We deeply apologise again for this issue, and hope that you can understand that there was no other hotfix available. I'm sure it made ROFL many people
October 21, 200619 yr time i was a noob...a few minuets ago. i have not recieved and private messages from any of my friends for a feww weeks now and even when i try to talk to them they do not talk back. i finally realized that my private chat was turned off :wall:
October 21, 200619 yr *Some high level guy teles* nub: omg omg!!!11! me: what?!? nub: that purple bubble just ate him up! LOL. :lol: i know that post is a bit old but that made me ROFL what did he mean by purple bubble?
October 21, 200619 yr noob: selling prayer pots me: ok ill buy *trade* *he offers a pot* me: erm thats a pot noob: u asked for a pot me: no i ment a potion noob: reported for making up an item heres another one i laughed at it noob: have you done the noob slayer quest? me: no but if there was such a quest youd be the strongest noob of all me: with your noob scimmi and noob runes and noob wind strike noob:.......... noob: so u done the quest? this is the funniest thing ive ever heard noob: ha look at your cat hes a noob me; whats your pet then? noob: tz-tok-jad me(playing along):wow i wish i had him as a pet noob: well your a noob if u dont have 1 everybody has one me: did u know what tz-tok-jad likes to eat noob:no what me: noobs thats why he eat u
October 22, 200619 yr this is the funniest thing ive ever heard noob: ha look at your cat hes a noob me; whats your pet then? noob: tz-tok-jad me(playing along):wow i wish i had him as a pet noob: well your a noob if u dont have 1 everybody has one me: did u know what tz-tok-jad likes to eat noob:no what me: noobs thats why he eat u How is that the funniest thing you ever heard? Thats's really lame -.-
October 22, 200619 yr I also have a funny story! A girl(lvl-3)and her friend(lvl-20) just came and follow me The girl:this is my boy friend,see!He got a lot of money! TomKwan0:What you aren't my gf,my gf doesn't play runescape The girl:No you are my BF,I sure you are! her friend:Yes,you are her bf,so give sum money to us. TomKwan0:What?noob! the girl&her friend:You are noob!!! (I just walking to varrock,I didn't chat with them anymore) (When I thought it's ok.Suddenly,A noob came) Noob:Hey TomKwan,I just give 100k to you and keep it,give it back! (Crazy!I just logged out and wait 1 min and logged in again) Hate noob!
October 24, 200619 yr My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really. I got this one time. Him - "Nice bust" Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW" Me - "You just stared at a man's bust" I love doing that. My female character seems to get alot more free things than other files. Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!
October 24, 200619 yr My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really. I got this one time. Him - "Nice bust" Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW" Me - "You just stared at a man's bust" I love doing that. My female character seems to get alot more free things than other files. lol mine to its so funny when they give you a lot of cash then you say " just so you know im a guy irl"
October 24, 200619 yr a few weeks ago, i was in draynor swamps, tryng to mine yewsokay, what the **** :-s *congratulations, your mining level is now 60* *you can now mine yew trees* we both know he means cut hehehe i think he was "mining" yew ore! :lol: PRIVATE CHAT always ON
October 24, 200619 yr hehehe this forums took me 2 hrs to read: So, here's mine Noob: Excuse me, but your seen violating the rules, I i emailed Jagex Noob: And they will ban you. Noob: Unless you give your pass and pin, and your money Me: Never! Noob: Hehehe Me: Why ya laughing?!? Noob: They approved it! Give all your items to me! Im a mod! I will clear your status. Me: Hehehe your the one whose getting banned! Noob: Mods can't be banned.. Me: Mod? Where's your crown? Hiding it?? ----------------------------------5 mins silence---------------------------------- Noob: Yeah! Why? Me: Bye bye And he left...............And never came back He probably got jealous because i hit a 10! So he wanted my account! (Karamja mines) ---------------------------------------------------------------- PRIVATE CHAT always ON
October 24, 200619 yr ^^^^^^Dont'cha hate mod impersonator noobs, they always fail cause of a lack of a crown. God, I must have had like 50 attempts to take my stuff from mod impersonators...
October 24, 200619 yr a few weeks ago, i was in draynor swamps, tryng to mine yewsokay, what the **** :-s *congratulations, your mining level is now 60* *you can now mine yew trees* we both know he means cut hehehe i think he was "mining" yew ore! :lol: *Your smithing level is now 60* *You can now stop trying to smelt yews* Lamest attempt at a lure ever.No, Ive seen "selling easter egg 5m must be level 78 77 or 76 and meet at varrock bar unarmed.
October 25, 200619 yr i remeber one i was gona drop trade at wildy at altar not choas altar the other altar my main is already there and i just have to bring hybird6431 there then.. noob lvl 50+:wana fight me? my lvl 32 pure range(hybird6431):sorry i dont want noob:scared! chiaken my pure:pk then ill fight you at altar so we were at altar and killed me he got my stuff then i log in my main and killed him lol so i got back my pures stuff then pmed me he keeps on sayin bad words and noob to me
October 25, 200619 yr jus a few days ago a lvl 9 wanted to buy my full rune for an uncut emriald i told him 200k hes said swear word you and left and just yesterday another noob statred folowing me he asked me how mutch money i had i told him 170k witch is tru he wanted some i told him no hearn it him self mining and smithing he then asked me for armor i told him make it him self he then called ME a noob and loged out :roll: :lol: noobs are ppl 2http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/1/Philipmarqui.png With BBCode added for forums:
October 25, 200619 yr jaym112 wrote: GoingUnder wrote: lol did someone had to bring that up it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! And That only makes it more interesting oh darn .. I dug myself in deeper =p would u like a bigger shovel so u can bedder dig ure self a biger hole lol sorry i had to say that LOL noobs are ppl 2http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/1/Philipmarqui.png With BBCode added for forums:
October 29, 200619 yr This was in the cow place when I was training my pure Noob: need free cow hides Me: Rofl Me: There are cows all around you Me: just kill them and get there hides Noob: you can do that? Not really funny but I thought I'd post it This was just a few minutes ago too :P
October 29, 200619 yr Hmm.... People ask me about my mage level, and when I tell them (it's a high level, 86+), they ask me to teleother them to Varrock. :lol: That happens to me pretty much everyday, so that's why I alch or whatever in isolated areas such as the Mages' Guild or the Party Room upstairs. Just to let you know, there are only 3 teleother spells in normal magic: Lumbridge, Falador, and Camelot. I can do them all, except I currently have to pot for Camelot, which is annoying. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
October 29, 200619 yr OMG I FINALLY READ EVERY PAGE!!!! ok i got a decent one but i turn into the noob so here it is! btw this happened while fly fishin in barb village noob (pm): can i have some free moneys me:who? noob: sry wrong message: me: oh good i thought your chicken wasn't fried noob: i know chicken is only good if u give me free money me: but why can't the ice cream and cheese eat each other? noob: just give me money and the cheese will win me: but monkeys own pork! every1 knows that! noob: ok but i can get u a ton of monkeys if u give me some gp me: dude its obvious u know nothing about fried monkeys skins.. me: and bananas noob:ok bye LATER ON... me: you know i was just talking like that cause u begged noob: yea i know me: :shock:
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