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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

 

 

 

You were the noob big time there!!! :x

 

 

 

The following is my personal opinion : Your kind is not welcome in the Tip.It community. :evil:

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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

 

 

 

You were the noob big time there!!! :x

 

 

 

The following is my personal opinion : Your kind is not welcome in the Tip.It community. :evil:

 

 

 

+1. Agreed.

I dont need a siggy no moar.

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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

 

 

 

You were the noob big time there!!! :x

 

 

 

The following is my personal opinion : Your kind is not welcome in the Tip.It community. :evil:

 

 

 

+1. Agreed.

 

 

 

Avatar stealer. :shame:

Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.

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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

 

 

 

You were the noob big time there!!! :x

 

 

 

The following is my personal opinion : Your kind is not welcome in the Tip.It community. :evil:

 

 

 

+1. Agreed.

 

 

 

Avatar stealer. :shame:

 

 

 

Acctually it's a cool avatar :wink:

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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

 

 

 

You were the noob big time there!!! :x

 

 

 

The following is my personal opinion : Your kind is not welcome in the Tip.It community. :evil:

 

 

 

Exactly, Why else would I steal it!? [its also not Copyrighted]

 

 

 

+1. Agreed.

 

 

 

Avatar stealer. :shame:

 

 

 

Acctually it's a cool avatar :wink:

I dont need a siggy no moar.

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I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit)

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: free food pls

 

 

 

Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself

 

 

 

"Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox"

 

 

 

Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt,

 

 

 

Welcome to Kentucky fried chicken today roasted n00b is on the menu \'

 

oh gross who would want to eat that?

 

 

 

Well considering the starvation in Africa... nobody!

 

 

 

Another thing is, how owuld you eat it? *grabs pitchfork*

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I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit)

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: free food pls

 

 

 

Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself

 

 

 

"Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox"

 

 

 

Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt,

 

 

 

Welcome to Kentucky fried chicken today roasted n00b is on the menu \'

 

oh gross who would want to eat that?

 

 

 

Well considering the starvation in Africa... nobody!

 

 

 

Another thing is, how owuld you eat it? *grabs pitchfork*

 

 

 

Using your mouth :mrgreen:

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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

 

 

 

You were the noob big time there!!! :x

 

 

 

The following is my personal opinion : Your kind is not welcome in the Tip.It community. :evil:

 

 

 

Exactly, Why else would I steal it!? [its also not Copyrighted]

 

 

 

+1. Agreed.

 

 

 

Avatar stealer. :shame:

 

 

 

Acctually it's a cool avatar :wink:

 

 

 

Yeah it is :XD:

 

 

 

Actually its Sledgehammar's one :oops:

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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

 

 

 

You were the noob big time there!!! :x

 

 

 

The following is my personal opinion : Your kind is not welcome in the Tip.It community. :evil:

 

 

 

Exactly, Why else would I steal it!? [its also not Copyrighted]

 

 

 

+1. Agreed.

 

 

 

Avatar stealer. :shame:

 

 

 

Acctually it's a cool avatar :wink:

 

 

 

Yeah it is :XD:

 

 

 

Actually its Sledgehammar's one :oops:

 

 

 

~This post is just to continue the endless quoting.

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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

 

 

 

You were the noob big time there!!! :x

 

 

 

The following is my personal opinion : Your kind is not welcome in the Tip.It community. :evil:

 

 

 

Exactly, Why else would I steal it!? [its also not Copyrighted]

 

 

 

+1. Agreed.

 

 

 

Avatar stealer. :shame:

 

 

 

Acctually it's a cool avatar :wink:

 

 

 

Yeah it is :XD:

 

 

 

Actually its Sledgehammar's one :oops:

 

 

 

~This post is just to continue the endless quoting.

 

 

 

Haven't you noticed the title - Doing this is very n00bish and very funny untill someone tells us to stop!

 

 

 

Oh and it's a cool avatar no matter were it is from!

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Well, I was the noob here, but:

 

 

 

In the year 2007, Sunday, April 15

 

A RuneScapist went into the Wilderness, looking for junk...

 

He went as far as a free player could, until.... Dun Dun Dunnnn......!

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

A PKer ran up to me..

 

Me: Plz no plz!

 

Him: Lol

 

Me: No plz dont

 

Me: I only have trout

 

Him: Oh well

 

Me: Wait,

 

Him: ?

 

Me: Before you kill me,

 

Me: Can we kill the demon?

 

Him: Lmao

 

Him: No.

 

I Lured him into the demon, and he went to half health,

 

I Laughed,

 

Me:LOL!

 

Him: * Ran into the safe pit...*

 

Hit me again,

 

I Ran out,

 

He got hit 3,

 

Me: :P

 

Him: Lol

 

He hits a 14 and I die, and go to Noobtown!

 

 

 

That ends the story of Ray Oxide, the helpless, begging,

 

nooby PKer wanna-be No Clanner Died.

 

 

 

Fin

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noob:hi,i just found a saradomin platebody in the widerness can you tell me how much its worth?

 

me:its worth 100000 coins

 

i'll buy it from you

 

noob:wow!!sure!!(he sold me for 100k and then i ran off saying

 

:hahaha!!the platebody is worth 800000 coins!!!)

 

then the noob logged off

 

 

 

You were the noob big time there!!! :x

 

 

 

The following is my personal opinion : Your kind is not welcome in the Tip.It community. :evil:

 

 

 

Exactly, Why else would I steal it!? [its also not Copyrighted]

 

 

 

+1. Agreed.

 

 

 

Avatar stealer. :shame:

 

 

 

Acctually it's a cool avatar :wink:

 

 

 

Yeah it is :XD:

 

 

 

Actually its Sledgehammar's one :oops:

 

 

 

~This post is just to continue the endless quoting.

 

 

 

Haven't you noticed the title - Doing this is very n00bish and very funny untill someone tells us to stop!

 

 

 

Oh and it's a cool avatar no matter were it is from!

 

 

 

'Nuff said :XD:

 

 

 

And nice one RayOxide.

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From this forum top̨̮̉̉c (before it gets locked)

 

 

 

I am currently hiring a personal chaffeur for runescape. I get tired of clicking to go from al kharid to falador etc. etc. I am hiring someone to take me on these trips for 1.5k each time. There is also a full iron and 5k hiring bonus! Inquire soon, it will fill up quick.

 

 

 

IGN: Myblackman :boohoo:

 

 

 

:roll: :ohnoes: :mrgreen: :XD: ::'

Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.

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From this forum top̨̮̉̉c (before it gets locked)

 

 

 

I am currently hiring a personal chaffeur for runescape. I get tired of clicking to go from al kharid to falador etc. etc. I am hiring someone to take me on these trips for 1.5k each time. There is also a full iron and 5k hiring bonus! Inquire soon, it will fill up quick.

 

 

 

IGN: Myblackman :boohoo:

 

 

 

:roll: :ohnoes: :mrgreen: :XD: ::'

 

yeah that was great but i think this is just the stupidest thing someone has ever said

 

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1: how do you intend to team with me on single combat monsters

 

2:you'll probably die because you are wielding a bow and are about to enter dharoks tomb

 

3:you're an idiot

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Wow...someone cutting themself over Rs..I'm not even going to comment on the stupidity of that concept :roll:

 

 

 

Some kid asked me what my cape was (it was a quest cape), and, stealing the joke from Celt23, I said it was the cape of cursing (since it looks like an asterisk [*]) and he believed me and asked for the emote :lol:, so I did a line of 3 and 4 letter censors and did the angry emote at the same time :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Never thought I'd get away with that..

 

 

 

edit: Woot, 400th post :thumbsup:

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Well, I was the noob here, but:

 

 

 

In the year 2007, Sunday, April 15

 

A RuneScapist went into the Wilderness, looking for junk...

 

He went as far as a free player could, until.... Dun Dun Dunnnn......!

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

A PKer ran up to me..

 

Me: Plz no plz!

 

Him: Lol

 

Me: No plz dont

 

Me: I only have trout

 

Him: Oh well

 

Me: Wait,

 

Him: ?

 

Me: Before you kill me,

 

Me: Can we kill the demon?

 

Him: Lmao

 

Him: No.

 

I Lured him into the demon, and he went to half health,

 

I Laughed,

 

Me:LOL!

 

Him: * Ran into the safe pit...*

 

Hit me again,

 

I Ran out,

 

He got hit 3,

 

Me: :P

 

Him: Lol

 

He hits a 14 and I die, and go to Noobtown!

 

 

 

That ends the story of Ray Oxide, the helpless, begging,

 

nooby PKer wanna-be No Clanner Died.

 

 

 

Fin

 

 

 

im just wondering,

 

 

 

what bout part 2 after you both die, the pker wants to meet (or ambush :uhh: ) up for revenge?

 

 

 

and whats the story called? ''i still remember what you did last.. time we were in the wilderness and somehow you lured me into a demon and we both died but we met in lumbridge''.

 

 

 

the sequel is.. 'i still remember what you did last.. time we were in the wilderness and somehow you lured me into a demon and we both died but we met in lumbridge... 2''.

 

 

 

My god thats a long title for a story. but would it make a good flim? doubt it would be horror :XD:

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ok here's mine

 

 

 

i was walking in ardy in w53 with a friend of me

 

 

 

noob: hey are u member?

 

me: no, are you

 

noob: lol you noob you aren't member lol!!

 

friend: me neither but are you?

 

noob: lol you to lol i'm member for 2 months already

 

me: well gratz with that

 

noob: ty nooby f2p ur never gonna reach ardy or cammy :P ur just an f2p noob hah!!!

 

friend: yea poor us poor f2p noobs i want to see ardy sooo bad

 

me: yea me to

 

noob: well ur to poor to afford member ur never gonna see it

 

me: that's true

 

noob: well c ya

 

*me and friend were laughing like hell :P*

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ok here's mine

 

 

 

i was walking in ardy in w53 with a friend of me

 

 

 

noob: hey are u member?

 

me: no, are you

 

noob: lol you noob you aren't member lol!!

 

friend: me neither but are you?

 

noob: lol you to lol i'm member for 2 months already

 

me: well gratz with that

 

noob: ty nooby f2p ur never gonna reach ardy or cammy :P ur just an f2p noob hah!!!

 

friend: yea poor us poor f2p noobs i want to see ardy sooo bad

 

me: yea me to

 

noob: well ur to poor to afford member ur never gonna see it

 

me: that's true

 

noob: well c ya

 

*me and friend were laughing like hell :P*

 

Wow... That's amazing. :XD:

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Me and a friend chilling were chilling out in Falador. This guy comes up to us.

 

 

 

Guy: Will you be my friend?

 

Friend: Sure

 

Guy: You too?

 

Me: Yeah ok

 

Friend: Do you have many friends?

 

Guy: I have 28 friends

 

Friend: Wow that's a lot of friends

 

Me: Omg no way, 28 friends?! That is a lot!

 

Guy: Yeah I know

 

Guy: I have a lot of friends

 

 

 

*Me and Friend leave*

 

 

 

Seemed funny at the time, but we were a bit mean to him for taking the mick like that. Just the other day I was training on a level 3 skiller, doing hunter (chinchompas). I had been at chins on this world for ages, then suddenly this level 9x logs in next to me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey noob

 

*silence as I carry on hunting*

 

Noob: Hunt level?

 

Noob: Stealing my chins?

 

*silence as I carry on hunting

 

Noob: Yeah well I own you tbh

 

*pause while I still hunt, ignoring him

 

*Noob logs off*

 

 

 

Now if it was only that simple to get rid of all unpleasant people...

 

 

 

~Ian

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Lol I think that one is very funny...

 

 

 

While I was mining some runite at the heroes guild this lvl 110 comes and here it goes:

 

 

 

lvl 110 noob: Can i have 2 rune ores plz?

 

me: Are you going to pay for it?

 

noob: plz dudeeee

 

me: -.-

 

*I finish mining the ores there and logout to come here*

 

 

 

:XD: :XD:

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im just wondering,

 

 

 

what bout part 2 after you both die, the pker wants to meet (or ambush ) up for revenge?

 

 

 

and whats the story called? ''i still remember what you did last.. time we were in the wilderness and somehow you lured me into a demon and we both died but we met in lumbridge''.

 

 

 

the sequel is.. 'i still remember what you did last.. time we were in the wilderness and somehow you lured me into a demon and we both died but we met in lumbridge... 2''.

 

 

 

My god thats a long title for a story. but would it make a good flim? doubt it would be horror

 

 

 

-.- He didnt die.

I dont need a siggy no moar.

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