June 24, 200818 yr i've had one (i wanted to take a screenshot of something out of boredom) but it isn't that funny Me:who wants 1 mil? Noob:me Me:u have to answer this question.r u a noob? Noob:yes Me:lol.guess what? Noob:what Me:u were just in a screenshot btw u don't get 1 mil Noob:lol kind of mean but...eh' heres another odd one i was hanging out with my friend when.... Noob (pm):hi Me (pm):who r u? Noob (pm):omg u don't even remember ur gf? Me (pm):how did u get my username? Noob (pm):*silence* Me (pm):how did u get my username??? Noob (pm):bye *logs off* http://ttp://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/d3mond00d/me.jpg pic of my character and some stats
June 24, 200818 yr I ws killing the lesser demon in the qizzy tower and a lvl 3 comes up to me. my combat was like 35. this is the conversation: noob:woah! what spell is that? me:fire bolt noob:wow that is like lvl 35 magic! how long did that take you? me:i started playin like 2 weeks ago. noob:you must play all the time then! me:noooooo noob:man that is a cool wep whats it called? me;fire staff noob:it must have cost you so much im gunna giv u 10 gp to make up for it.
June 24, 200818 yr lol pretty funny http://ttp://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/d3mond00d/me.jpg pic of my character and some stats
June 24, 200818 yr i said a noob thing before. it was day i was mad at the game fo somthin or another. guy walks up with granite maul me:will u squish my head him:sure in a lil bit. me like 5 mins later:can u squish my head now? him:no me:why not him:i dont awnna me:ill pay u 3k!! him:no teles somwher
June 24, 200818 yr i've got another.this is from a while back so i don't remember it much.i'm refering to me as "m" and the scammer as "s" s:hey u want to be a mod?my dad owns runescape m:sure he does s:he does he can give u 10 mil! m:*plays along* ok what do i have to do to become a mod? s:i need ur username and pass m:*reports*u have my username already and i'm not gonna give u my pass.go try and scam some1 else. s:i'm not scamming! m:sure.... s:ok i was. i'm sorry.will u be my friend? m:*ignore* http://ttp://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/d3mond00d/me.jpg pic of my character and some stats
June 24, 200818 yr I was weilding a rubber chicken when this happened Noob: I'll buy your rubber chicken. Me: It's non-tradeable, sorry. Noob: Try anyway. *I decided to try and prove it although I knew it wouldn't work* Noob: Put it in the trade. Me: I can't. Noob: Why? Me: Because it's non-tradeable. I just said that. Noob: Yes it is! Reported for item scamming! I get a lot of people like that... :wall: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
June 24, 200818 yr well i'm off to get some current funny noobs and some screenshots.lol i'll put any in this post. go to this link for my first funny noob moment http://s288.photobucket.com/albums/ll18 ... funny2.jpg http://ttp://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/d3mond00d/me.jpg pic of my character and some stats
June 24, 200818 yr My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really. I got this one time. Him - "Nice bust" Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW" Me - "You just stared at a man's bust" this is why runescape sometimes creeps me out :( anyway nice story guys :D Gamertag: EFs Predator.Games I play: Halo 3, Halo wars.
June 24, 200818 yr I was weilding a rubber chicken when this happened Noob: I'll buy your rubber chicken. Me: It's non-tradeable, sorry. Noob: Try anyway. *I decided to try and prove it although I knew it wouldn't work* Noob: Put it in the trade. Me: I can't. Noob: Why? Me: Because it's non-tradeable. I just said that. Noob: Yes it is! Reported for item scamming! I get a lot of people like that... :wall: got similiar things happen to me. Someone tried to buy my fighter torso and fire cape :| 99 attack-34,104th to 99 attack.
June 24, 200818 yr I was weilding a rubber chicken when this happened Noob: I'll buy your rubber chicken. Me: It's non-tradeable, sorry. Noob: Try anyway. *I decided to try and prove it although I knew it wouldn't work* Noob: Put it in the trade. Me: I can't. Noob: Why? Me: Because it's non-tradeable. I just said that. Noob: Yes it is! Reported for item scamming! I get a lot of people like that... :wall: got similiar things happen to me. Someone tried to buy my fighter torso and fire cape :| Can I buy your attack cape :P I've had sooo many people trying to buy my fire cape lol My blog
June 24, 200818 yr All over Private messages, I will upload a picture when imageshack starts working again (conversation is word for word from the multiple pictures I took). M= Me H = Him H: good day sir H:im with jagex M:What? H:i am member of jagexs taskforce M:lolwut H:we need to check your account M:why's that? H:we been informed you have used autoers H:so give us your pass M:Sorry, for what? H:to check your account is not cheating M:And how do you check for that? H: top secret methods M:Such as? H:secret H:give pass M:No. H: you will be banned H:do you want to be banned H No you dont H: so give pass M: No I don't think so. H: y not? H: u wanna get banned? M: You can't ban me. H: yes i can M: no you can't, because I work for jagex *At least 2 minutes of silence here* H:no yu dont lol M: Yes, i do, and i happen to believe you are scamming H:i aint i was joking M: Maybe you were joking, but now I have to check your acc H: wut? M: You need to give me your pass and recoveries now. M: before I report you to head office and get you banned H:u cant M: Want to try me? The idiotic noob then precedes to tell me his pass and recoveries. I confirmed them, thought about changing them, but decided to let the noob have a second chance.
June 24, 200818 yr I was in Lumbridge, screwing around with noobs and newbs. (That's what I do now that it's the most fun for your buck) Suddenly I get a message. Scammer: Hi! Do you want to be a member? Me: Sure. Thanks! Scammer: Ok pay attention. I pay for 5 people. If you do what I say you can be one of them. Me: Okay! Please tell me what I have to do! (scammer doesn't respond for a minute. I start thinking maybe I was overenthusiastic. Then he does) Scammer: Ok, I know you don't trust me so I'll tell you my main's pw as well if you tell me yours. Me: What's your main like? *stalling* Scammer tells about his main. Me: OK, tell me your main's password and I'll tell me yours. Scammer: Sure. User is Curse7, password is lalal. What's yours then? The sad person I am, I checked for it in another window. Invalid user or password. Oh well, I tried. Scammer: Uh hello? Me: Yep. The password is: Me: sujko78 (or something, I told him the wrong password) Scammer: Kk thank you. Brb, but please log off first. Me: *logs off* Me: *logs back on half a minute later* Scammer: Wtf you lied! Me: Sorry, that was for my other acc. The pass is: Me: Ding! Lamest scam ever. At this point I decided to befriend the scammer. He was okay to talk to, we discussed a few more efficient scamming methods, and a few additional things like my mining outfit, the Lumbridge community etc. He didn't even beg or anything, for God's sake! (Okay, so I really just recommended him password guessing with all these anti-scam systems...) Oh, and I still am not scamming. Just... screwing around with noobs and newbs. You're being watched.
June 25, 200818 yr Well, I decided to play runescape again after a while. And I saw this today is lumbridge castle while spinning wool. Its not funny but very nooby. Technically its not me and I witnessed it but part of it was me I guess. Noob to another player:I want to hack someone. The the person ran off and the noob started to follow me. Noob: I want to hack someone Me: I see.. Noob: My main is lvl 90. (The player he was on was lvl 6.) Me: That's nice to know. Noob: But i'm quitting. Me: k.. I went up to the bank to get more wool. I went back down to notice he was trying to hack a person who was about lvl 63. Noob: Can I share accounts with u? (Reporting noob for encouraging other to break the rules.) Lvl 63: Ya Me in PM to lvl 63: You know he's trying to hack you. Don't be so blind. Noob: U passed the quiz. (Theres a quiz for hacking?) Noob: The 1 ur on Lvl 63: ? Noob: Can we share it? Lvl 63: No Noob: And You share my 90. Lvl 63: U gonna hack me Noob: Ok you have failed (I thought he already passed :roll: ) And then I went back up to the bank and missed 15 seconds of the conversation. Lvl 63: Your gonna hack me Noob: No I wont!!!!!!!!!! Lvl 63: Fine (Reported for password scamming) Noob: Whats ur pass? Letter bye letter. (Yes he used the wrong type of by) Lvl 63: H Lvl 63: 2 Lvl 63: S Lvl 63: N Lvl 63: I Lvl 63: P Lvl 63: E Lvl 63: H2snipe Noob: H2snipe Lvl 63: Is mine noob: Ur lieing! Noob: You can't see your password when you type it! Noob: See? ******* I then had enough and left. :wall: -.- Noobs these days. :o...x] hi. :]]
June 25, 200818 yr Doing my oh so funny yews cutting when something strange happens. So basicly it's me and another guy(mebe its a gurl?! :ohnoes:) cutting logs when he/she/it (Ill refer 2 this one as "it") ask my wc lvl. Here goes. It: Wuts ur wc lvl? Me: 83 It: OMG!!1 Wanna be friends? Me: Um... Sure? It: Sweet! (At this point a 2 more guys comes around 2 WC) Guy1: Wc lvls? It: My best friend here got 83 wc! Guy1: Who? It: Shog (I srsly hate when ppl spell it like that :evil:) Guy1: Nice! im 74 Guy2: 65 wc. (Total silence for some time) It PMs me: U now since we ar best friends and all, cane i have som free item and money? My reply: No.. ? It: Shog is a ****ing noob! *******! I hate u! It logs out. Guy1: Ok... that was random. Guy2: Totally. Maybe not all that funny but man was it random? And we all keep wcing untill i get tired and logg. 129-130-331-59255585 RS Forums.
June 25, 200818 yr This happened about an hour ago... I was just cutting yews peacefully while reading this topic (I have long ways to go -.-) Noob: Lol Noob: lvl 68 wc? Noob: Nerd. I ignored it.. Some guy came up. Guy: Wc lvls? Me: 68 Noob: 75 :shame: :o...x] hi. :]]
June 25, 200818 yr ^ i don't get it i think :? he called him a nerd for having 68 wc whilst he him self had 75 (the "noob" that is) 129-130-331-59255585 RS Forums.
June 25, 200818 yr ooh,75 is still a bit higher then 68 (for me,from 68 till 75 is alot,because i hate it lol)
June 25, 200818 yr Newb was fighting hell hounds, taking him ages. After an heroic fight which lasts ages he says: "wtf, ****** bones", and runs away. A Guide to Chinning in Ape atoll: up to 325kxp/h!
June 26, 200818 yr That's a newb comment, not a noob comment. Now here comes the very slightly edited version of my evening's experience! Scene: Stronghold of Security lvl3, at giant spiders. People: Me, 2 noobs, 1 guy who was just killing spiders, 1 guy who I talked with later, giant spiders, small spiders. Note: The noobs had no grammar skills, but since it is too painful for me to recreate their writing, I'll do okay grammar with them anyway. Except sometimes. Warning: May not be suitable to young children. First part: (It all happened out of the blue) Me: *killing giant spiders* Giant spider: *says nothing* First noob: Jannak (love how everyone spells it so) Him: U nub Him: Stop Me: You need a full stop too. Him: ? Me: You don't know what a full stop is, do you? Failure to go to school, I suppose. Me: Period. Him: ? Me: Ah, I see. Him: U idiot, u fail Him: Lag Me: There is no lag. Your comp fails. Him: ? (I love how he is so clueless.) Him: Noob Him: U have aids Me: Eloel, okay. Him: U know what it is? Me: Artificial Immunity Deficiency Syndrome. Fail, much? Him: Let me explain it to u Him: Your mum and this man Him: They had fun in the bed, but ur mum had this disease Him: The end Me: The end? I wasn't even born yet. :-( Him: Ur mum had aids, so you got aids too Him: U *** Him: G Him: @ Him: Y Me: (I don't usually report anyone, but this one was asking for it. I go through a door and report the guy.) Him: Ahahaha Him: Sad Giant Spider: *says nothing* Him: He reported Him: Lmfao (why can't these morons type in one line instead of one word each line? The editor) Him: Now I'm gonna report you too Me: o_O for what? Him: Offensive Language Me: Oh, sorry, have I offended you? :( Here, take this cake. (I don't give him a cake btw, I don't even have one on me!) Him: Who ate half of it Him: Your fat mum? Me: No sry, I ate it. Him: Ewwww, this cake has aids Me: *sees him eating something* And he ate it!!! Rofl!!! Him: Wtf no Me: I saw you do that! Doesn't matter, you'll soon be muted anyway. Him: Lool Me: Yep. Even slowpoke Jagex will get you. Him: Do I look like muted? Him: No Him: Lol Me: *facepalm* After a few meaningless more insults, he shuts up. The next noob came meanwhile. The first noob doesn't speak any more. Him/Her (Him for future reference, though I'm not sure): Who is the noob here? (while we're here, if you guys are interested in their names, i.e. want to harrass them, ask in PM :)) Him: I guess it's 61 (me atm), not 80 Him: Noob Me: Very smart. So because I'm a lower cb level that means I'm a noob. Genius. Me: So combat level is all, yes? Him: No (at this point I'm confused) Him: I think money is the problem Me: *collides violently with desk. Arms dismembered from me gnawing it off in my pain.* Him: I'm playing on my pure, not my main Him: You can see it from my name Me: Overused pure name... yep, I think I got it. Me: Too bad your wildy is gone, so your account is useless. (Note: I'm all for the old wildy, just wanted to ticky numskull #2 off.) Him: (after a minute or so) You know, I like to have fun in a bed... if you get what I mean Me: Yep. :-k Him: Sometimes with guys Me: Are you a guy or a girl? Him: Girl, duh (at this point I wonder what he meant with sometimes... sometimes he has fun with guys or he sometimes has fun with guys?) Him: Do you want to see my videos? Me: Yes please Me: So how can I admire your beautiful curves? Him: Go to redtube . (0m (wtf? I report him for advertising rule anyway... one noob is a thing, two is almost too much fun) Him: Are you on the site? Giant Spider: *says nothing* At this point a guy also here tries to warn me about the site. I'm like, "I'm playing along - ssssssssssshhhhhhhhh :)" He actually claimed he went to a site - it's a porno site and he also got a virus - though he removed it right after so there was no trouble for him. Thanks, though I sort of figured that out myself :P Me: Yes! Him: Okay, go to the first video, that's me I stand between two doors and go browse some forums for a minute. Then I come back and say: Me: Oooooooooh, beautiful! Can I see more of your videos? Him: Sure, the others are about me as well. Him: Sry, I've got to go now. Cya hun ,I feel like making out now(after the convo I try convincing myself for about 5 minutes that he was implying me being Hungarian. I don't succeed.) My friend comes on at this point so I cut the convo short. I quickly reply before she can leave: Me: Why didn't you play with your main then? 'Cause it's banned? Me: With all the stuff you just said you could get about 15 blackmarks. Him: Wtf Me: Advertising for a start... could probably try reporting for offensive language as well. Him: What are you talking about, I did nothing Me: Just joking, sweetheart. ;-} (this is the warmest, most love-full smiley I could produce at the moment. I just realised he/she was about to have sex and I shouldn't disrupt his/her experience. Or? I did report him for the advertising though.) Me: G2g too, bye! <3 Well, frankly, there are many days when I don't meet any idiots. This made up for it all. You're being watched.
June 26, 200818 yr All over Private messages, I will upload a picture when imageshack starts working again (conversation is word for word from the multiple pictures I took). M= Me H = Him H: good day sir H:im with jagex M:What? H:i am member of jagexs taskforce M:lolwut H:we need to check your account M:why's that? H:we been informed you have used autoers H:so give us your pass M:Sorry, for what? H:to check your account is not cheating M:And how do you check for that? H: top secret methods M:Such as? H:secret H:give pass M:No. H: you will be banned H:do you want to be banned H No you dont H: so give pass M: No I don't think so. H: y not? H: u wanna get banned? M: You can't ban me. H: yes i can M: no you can't, because I work for jagex *At least 2 minutes of silence here* H:no yu dont lol M: Yes, i do, and i happen to believe you are scamming H:i aint i was joking M: Maybe you were joking, but now I have to check your acc H: wut? M: You need to give me your pass and recoveries now. M: before I report you to head office and get you banned H:u cant M: Want to try me? The idiotic noob then precedes to tell me his pass and recoveries. I confirmed them, thought about changing them, but decided to let the noob have a second chance. LOL that is hilarious! =D>
June 26, 200818 yr All over Private messages, I will upload a picture when imageshack starts working again (conversation is word for word from the multiple pictures I took). M= Me H = Him H: good day sir H:im with jagex M:What? H:i am member of jagexs taskforce M:lolwut H:we need to check your account M:why's that? H:we been informed you have used autoers H:so give us your pass M:Sorry, for what? H:to check your account is not cheating M:And how do you check for that? H: top secret methods M:Such as? H:secret H:give pass M:No. H: you will be banned H:do you want to be banned H No you dont H: so give pass M: No I don't think so. H: y not? H: u wanna get banned? M: You can't ban me. H: yes i can M: no you can't, because I work for jagex *At least 2 minutes of silence here* H:no yu dont lol M: Yes, i do, and i happen to believe you are scamming H:i aint i was joking M: Maybe you were joking, but now I have to check your acc H: wut? M: You need to give me your pass and recoveries now. M: before I report you to head office and get you banned H:u cant M: Want to try me? The idiotic noob then precedes to tell me his pass and recoveries. I confirmed them, thought about changing them, but decided to let the noob have a second chance. LOL that is hilarious! =D> yea exept for the 20million black marks that he could have gotten it's pretty funny :roll: :wall:
June 27, 200818 yr All over Private messages, I will upload a picture when imageshack starts working again (conversation is word for word from the multiple pictures I took). M= Me H = Him H: good day sir H:im with jagex M:What? H:i am member of jagexs taskforce M:lolwut H:we need to check your account M:why's that? H:we been informed you have used autoers H:so give us your pass M:Sorry, for what? H:to check your account is not cheating M:And how do you check for that? H: top secret methods M:Such as? H:secret H:give pass M:No. H: you will be banned H:do you want to be banned H No you dont H: so give pass M: No I don't think so. H: y not? H: u wanna get banned? M: You can't ban me. H: yes i can M: no you can't, because I work for jagex *At least 2 minutes of silence here* H:no yu dont lol M: Yes, i do, and i happen to believe you are scamming H:i aint i was joking M: Maybe you were joking, but now I have to check your acc H: wut? M: You need to give me your pass and recoveries now. M: before I report you to head office and get you banned H:u cant M: Want to try me? The idiotic noob then precedes to tell me his pass and recoveries. I confirmed them, thought about changing them, but decided to let the noob have a second chance. LOL that is hilarious! =D> yea exept for the 20million black marks that he could have gotten it's pretty funny :roll: :wall: :lol: I wouldn't try that again though, you might get in trouble for the same thing he would have. Edit: I was trying to get my horrible range lvl up (I'm Combat 104 with 59 \ ) when this donkey comes up to me. Right before I say "ooh I'm impressed" he shows off his void range bottom and zombie mask to me. Maybe he's right though. I must be a nerd for having a lower range level because I'm not playing this game all hours of the day and for not picking fights with random people. I mean COME ON his name is kooldude. *KOOL*dude. He must be right.... Right?
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