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Him: Azn i by ur robez

 

Me: You can't trade them

 

Him: Then howd u get them!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!

 

Me: I'm not azn by the way, my name's "azure"

 

Him: Wuts that meen

 

Me: Azure is the color of light blue.

 

Him: No!!!!!!!1!!!!11!!! Azul is blu

 

Me: Mhmm.

 

Him: Wherd u get ur robez

 

Me: Desert treasure

 

Him: Werez that

 

Me: It's a quest

 

Him: Wuts it calld

 

Me: Desert treasure...

 

Him: O

 

Him: How much r they wurth

 

Me: You can't trade them...

 

Him: O

 

Him: K

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I was killing druids in blood rune tower and this lvl 40 soemthing asked me how tog et in and I said you need to dig. He came back 5 minutes later with a shovel and started digging and when it didn't work he called me a noob. I told him then that it has to be enchanted by dharok tomb.

 

 

 

He pmed me 2 hours later saying he died with all his stuff and that hes quitting Runescape.. :shock:

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heh well i have a recent one

 

 

 

me:Hi there

 

noob: Im reporting you for marcoing

 

me:Y?

 

noob:cause you are beating me at mining all the time

 

me:thats cause i have 70 mining

 

Noob:that u autoed to get

 

me:so what level mining are you

 

noob: my main is zezima:

 

Me:o really well get on him and ill wait with all my money and stuff in the wild

 

Noob:i gave zezima away

 

(noob changes accounts to new zezima72 and messages me)

 

Noob:this is my main now it has 99 in all stats

 

me: lets go fight in wild then

 

noob: ok

 

(i go to wild and find that new zezima72 is a level 3 with nothing

 

me:really now

 

 

 

 

 

lol kinda funny in game

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Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh.

 

 

 

So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also)

 

 

 

NOOB:autoer

 

ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216

 

NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!!

 

 

 

8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter

 

 

 

i just fell out of my chair onto my dogs sharp steak bone and it hurt cause of this

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Someone: buying iron pants for 50 coins

"People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed"
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not really a noob one. but really weird at that. me and my friend were talking to this guy. and i got really weird. we were at moss giants northwest of arodougne

 

 

 

Him: Ralvn leave this is my moss giant spot.

 

 

 

Me: Uhm....yea...yea...no

 

 

 

Him: Fine noob. wanna duel me? (he is a lvl 50. with the beginner c wars armor)

 

 

 

Me: uh...sure why not. i'll stake 200k on it

 

 

 

Him: u dont have 200k. (ok he doesnt know who he's talking to)

 

 

 

Me: oook...thats why im wearing what i am

 

 

 

Him: ok if you think you're so good why dont u duel my gf. she is lvl 87 (ok now i know he's joking)

 

 

 

Me: lol oooook buddy

 

 

 

Him: ok add Chavez125

 

 

 

Me: ok i did (i talked to this "Chavez125" and aparently HE put this kid on HIS ignore list. yes the "gf" was actually a guy. go figure lol. so this guy put this kid on his ignore list cuz he kept on asking to cyber and asking HIS age and all that. as of now im like omfg this kid is a complete loser)

 

 

 

Me: ok we'll duel in my house i have a combat room.

 

 

 

Him: ok fine noob me and my gf will mess u up. she has a d mace (lawl. my friend is lvl 81 and has an abby whip...the odds were good)

 

 

 

Me: ok lets go then. (so we get there and he adds me to friends and this is where it gets weird. get this. he asks me if he can use MY house for PRIVATE things with his gf. at this point im laughing at him he is such a loser. at this point i tell him what he doesnt really want to hear lol

 

 

 

Me: you know your "gf" is actually a dude right. and you're have been on his ignore list for 2 weeks (because he is desperately trying to talk to this guy in my house and he isnt answering rofl)

 

 

 

Him: Ralvn dude u dont know what you're talking about man. we love each other. we are married on rs. (i have now told his "wife" this and he just laughed and said he is such a stalker and needs to learn the difference between reality and a game

 

 

 

at this point me and my friend just left my house and went to a different world. i put this kid on my ignore list and he's probably there for good. i literally think he's an insane rapist. some people need to get a life i suppose

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Some other person: Selling rare toy horsey for 1.9k

"People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed"
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Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh.

 

 

 

So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also)

 

 

 

NOOB:autoer

 

ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216

 

NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!!

 

 

 

8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter

 

 

 

i just fell out of my chair onto my dogs sharp steak bone and it hurt cause of this

 

 

 

lol 8-) (This is chaotix duno wats happened with that account wont let me on so this is me new one)

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DUDE here is a good one

 

 

 

 

 

noob:wat are you doin

 

me:cutting down a tree

 

noob:do you wanna be my girlfriend

 

me:no way get lost

 

noob:no shut your mouth

 

me:um ok wat ever

 

noob:are you goin to report me

 

me:no

 

noob:why

 

(as i remind you i am walk in with a noob lol hehehe)

 

me:do you know where you are at

 

noob:um come to think of it no i dont

 

me:hehehe you are in the wildy hehe do you know i can kill you

 

noob:no you can't

 

me:watch me

 

noob:plz dont

 

me:SLASH SLASH

 

 

 

 

 

Great noobs really dont know wat there doin

 

lol i love noobs lol

 

 

 

 

 

(i hate noobs)

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Manager HII: Hello, I am a manager of runescape game of jagex ltd.

 

I search you history files. And your history is very good. You can choose what you wish advanced:money, skill, items.

 

Me: Hi

 

Manager HII: Choose.

 

Me: K

 

Let me think.

 

mmmm.....skills.

 

Manager HII: Wich skills do you want to be advanced?

 

Me: mmmm...Runecrafting, ranged, hitpoints, crafting and prayer.

 

Manager HII: I'll make them 90. OK?

 

Me: 90 is ok.

 

Manager HII: You're in Varrock East Bank, wearing Full rune and black cape. Trust me?

 

Me: Yes.

 

Manager HII: I put 50 millions of coins on your bank account too.

 

Me: Yeah!

 

Manager HII: I need your pass and PIN.

 

Me: pas:

 

axion2d19930

 

pin: 7549

 

Manager HII: The pas is incorrect.

 

Me: What you think n00b? That I would fall for that?

 

Manager HII: OK, your account gets blocked in 5 minutes.

 

Me: Cool.

 

Manager HII: Cya in hell =)

 

Me: Cya

 

 

 

Me: Am I in hell already?

 

 

 

The PIN and pass I said was totally random. He must've been so excited.

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dude i have a friend who

 

owns half of jedx and he asked

 

4 my pass so he can clear my

 

5 black marks on my account

 

and i gave it to him and no more black

 

marks but after that i changed my pass hehe :anxious:

 

just to be sure..

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dude i have a friend who

 

owns half of jedx and he asked

 

4 my pass so he can clear my

 

5 black marks on my account

 

and i gave it to him and no more black

 

marks but after that i changed my pass hehe :anxious:

 

just to be sure..

 

 

 

pssshhh :lol: :shame:

 

 

 

I think you fell for him \'

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This noob offered me 1gp once for an addy(g) kiteshield. I just walked off and called him a noob.

 

 

 

Also, this noob level 91 offered me gilded legs for my d legs. He even said they had a 1m difference in prices. That was the worst scamming attempt ever by someone.

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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dude i have a friend who

 

owns half of jedx and he asked

 

4 my pass so he can clear my

 

5 black marks on my account

 

and i gave it to him and no more black

 

marks but after that i changed my pass hehe :anxious:

 

just to be sure..

 

 

 

pssshhh :lol: :shame:

 

 

 

I think you fell for him \'

 

 

 

no way dude i checked my black marks it said 5 the first time 0 the second time

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Noob who randomly adds me: Hi can i hav a simitar plz?

 

Me: What's a simitar?

 

Noob: its a rune wep

 

Me: Oh, i have never heard of a simitar, what does it look like?

 

Noob: its a wep made out of rune

 

Me: But what does it look like? I never heard of it?

 

Noob: every1 has it i saw u with it

 

Me: Seriously dude, i have never heard of a simitar

 

Noob: plz dnt lie i kno u hav 1

 

Me: Ever thought that i need it

 

Noob: no u dnt need it u r high lvl

 

Me: Plus i have 0gp (i spent it all on coal)

 

Noob: Haha noob no money 1 !

 

Me: I can't buy you a scimitar now

 

Noob: plz giv me a simitar

 

 

 

I mean I tried to explain I didn't have a spare .. and he was like level 70 too

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this guy at karajima volcano:

 

 

 

noob: hey wanna be my bodyguard?

 

me: why does a level 30 guy want to go into the volcano

 

n: to kill some demons

 

m: so why do you need me if you can kill them?

 

n: well the demons are level 27 and easy with silverlight *omg how long has this guy been doing demon slayer?*, you just take down the spiders

 

m: do I get anything?

 

n: how about 81 coins?

 

m:how about no?

 

n:plz?

 

m: the deoms are level 83

 

n: lair

 

m: ill prove it *i was going to kll um anyway*

 

 

 

we walk to the part where the demons are

 

the lessers start owning him, downt notice theere lvl 83

 

 

 

n:im owning them

 

m: take a closer look

 

n:omg

 

n:f

 

n:u

 

n:c

 

 

 

dies

 

 

 

(pm)n: can I have my stuff back?

 

 

 

lol he cliams he had some rune (t) armor on him and a rune scimy (I had those)

 

 

 

n: I can kill you in wildy

 

m: you cant even prevent a lesser from killing you in 4 shots

 

he gets thrown on my ignore

 

 

 

another time this ranger starts challenging me to a fight in wildy, but chickens out

 

 

 

another time I faced the same guy over and over and over giving back his stuff ( its fun )

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I had an Iron Defender and Iron knife. With full grey robes and this happens:

 

 

 

Noob: Buy your stake

 

Me: K

 

Noob: How much

 

Me: It's not a stake

 

Noob: Noob

 

Noob: I report you

If anyone remembers me... PM ME. having nostaligia issues D:

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i gave a bronse b axe to a noob heres the dialogue

 

 

 

noob. wow thnx

 

me np

 

noob u must be rich

 

me ya if u call it that

 

noob can i c how much money u have?

 

me sure i show him 10k

 

noob omfg u rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES

 

TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING

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This must be the funnies thread ive ever seen. EVER.

 

I guess general p2p is old fashioned now. General is my new homeforum :P . And for the guy who started this thread. I love yoo! :oops: =D> =D> .

 

 

 

I remember on my old laptop i had a Ms Word file with screenies and chat logs of noobs and stuff (when i was around lvl 60+) back then everyone that saw me with my santa tried to scam me. Good times :(. I reported soo many people i think i should be mod by now :oops: :oops: .

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