Umega Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Look at his name, he really is a stupid kid! :lol: No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azurechaos Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Him: Azn i by ur robez Me: You can't trade them Him: Then howd u get them!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!! Me: I'm not azn by the way, my name's "azure" Him: Wuts that meen Me: Azure is the color of light blue. Him: No!!!!!!!1!!!!11!!! Azul is blu Me: Mhmm. Him: Wherd u get ur robez Me: Desert treasure Him: Werez that Me: It's a quest Him: Wuts it calld Me: Desert treasure... Him: O Him: How much r they wurth Me: You can't trade them... Him: O Him: K 99 Firemaking | 99 Mage | 99 Range | 99 Hitpoints | 99 Strength | 99 Attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenga Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I was killing druids in blood rune tower and this lvl 40 soemthing asked me how tog et in and I said you need to dig. He came back 5 minutes later with a shovel and started digging and when it didn't work he called me a noob. I told him then that it has to be enchanted by dharok tomb. He pmed me 2 hours later saying he died with all his stuff and that hes quitting Runescape.. :shock: |Msg me me in-game | IrreIephant| ^ capital i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das_masta238 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 heh well i have a recent one me:Hi there noob: Im reporting you for marcoing me:Y? noob:cause you are beating me at mining all the time me:thats cause i have 70 mining Noob:that u autoed to get me:so what level mining are you noob: my main is zezima: Me:o really well get on him and ill wait with all my money and stuff in the wild Noob:i gave zezima away (noob changes accounts to new zezima72 and messages me) Noob:this is my main now it has 99 in all stats me: lets go fight in wild then noob: ok (i go to wild and find that new zezima72 is a level 3 with nothing me:really now lol kinda funny in game sonicsonaike exellent work ^^abstract lol 98% of teenagers have been drunk or around alcohol. Put this in your signature if you like bagels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das_masta238 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh. So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also) NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! 8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter i just fell out of my chair onto my dogs sharp steak bone and it hurt cause of this sonicsonaike exellent work ^^abstract lol 98% of teenagers have been drunk or around alcohol. Put this in your signature if you like bagels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironori Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Someone: buying iron pants for 50 coins "People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayking321 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Lol, i took these images while i was traning... Currently going for 76 fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralvn Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 not really a noob one. but really weird at that. me and my friend were talking to this guy. and i got really weird. we were at moss giants northwest of arodougne Him: Ralvn leave this is my moss giant spot. Me: Uhm....yea...yea...no Him: Fine noob. wanna duel me? (he is a lvl 50. with the beginner c wars armor) Me: uh...sure why not. i'll stake 200k on it Him: u dont have 200k. (ok he doesnt know who he's talking to) Me: oook...thats why im wearing what i am Him: ok if you think you're so good why dont u duel my gf. she is lvl 87 (ok now i know he's joking) Me: lol oooook buddy Him: ok add Chavez125 Me: ok i did (i talked to this "Chavez125" and aparently HE put this kid on HIS ignore list. yes the "gf" was actually a guy. go figure lol. so this guy put this kid on his ignore list cuz he kept on asking to cyber and asking HIS age and all that. as of now im like omfg this kid is a complete loser) Me: ok we'll duel in my house i have a combat room. Him: ok fine noob me and my gf will mess u up. she has a d mace (lawl. my friend is lvl 81 and has an abby whip...the odds were good) Me: ok lets go then. (so we get there and he adds me to friends and this is where it gets weird. get this. he asks me if he can use MY house for PRIVATE things with his gf. at this point im laughing at him he is such a loser. at this point i tell him what he doesnt really want to hear lol Me: you know your "gf" is actually a dude right. and you're have been on his ignore list for 2 weeks (because he is desperately trying to talk to this guy in my house and he isnt answering rofl) Him: Ralvn dude u dont know what you're talking about man. we love each other. we are married on rs. (i have now told his "wife" this and he just laughed and said he is such a stalker and needs to learn the difference between reality and a game at this point me and my friend just left my house and went to a different world. i put this kid on my ignore list and he's probably there for good. i literally think he's an insane rapist. some people need to get a life i suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironori Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Some other person: Selling rare toy horsey for 1.9k "People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaths_Nitro Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh. So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also) NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! 8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter i just fell out of my chair onto my dogs sharp steak bone and it hurt cause of this lol 8-) (This is chaotix duno wats happened with that account wont let me on so this is me new one) Good Sig :( R.I.P The Old Nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silversnow95 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 DUDE here is a good one noob:wat are you doin me:cutting down a tree noob:do you wanna be my girlfriend me:no way get lost noob:no shut your mouth me:um ok wat ever noob:are you goin to report me me:no noob:why (as i remind you i am walk in with a noob lol hehehe) me:do you know where you are at noob:um come to think of it no i dont me:hehehe you are in the wildy hehe do you know i can kill you noob:no you can't me:watch me noob:plz dont me:SLASH SLASH Great noobs really dont know wat there doin lol i love noobs lol (i hate noobs) [Admin edit: you need to upload your picture if you want it displayed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrico1992 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Manager HII: Hello, I am a manager of runescape game of jagex ltd. I search you history files. And your history is very good. You can choose what you wish advanced:money, skill, items. Me: Hi Manager HII: Choose. Me: K Let me think. mmmm.....skills. Manager HII: Wich skills do you want to be advanced? Me: mmmm...Runecrafting, ranged, hitpoints, crafting and prayer. Manager HII: I'll make them 90. OK? Me: 90 is ok. Manager HII: You're in Varrock East Bank, wearing Full rune and black cape. Trust me? Me: Yes. Manager HII: I put 50 millions of coins on your bank account too. Me: Yeah! Manager HII: I need your pass and PIN. Me: pas: axion2d19930 pin: 7549 Manager HII: The pas is incorrect. Me: What you think n00b? That I would fall for that? Manager HII: OK, your account gets blocked in 5 minutes. Me: Cool. Manager HII: Cya in hell =) Me: Cya Me: Am I in hell already? The PIN and pass I said was totally random. He must've been so excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silversnow95 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 dude i have a friend who owns half of jedx and he asked 4 my pass so he can clear my 5 black marks on my account and i gave it to him and no more black marks but after that i changed my pass hehe :anxious: just to be sure.. [Admin edit: you need to upload your picture if you want it displayed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos_Reborn Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 dude i have a friend who owns half of jedx and he asked 4 my pass so he can clear my 5 black marks on my account and i gave it to him and no more black marks but after that i changed my pass hehe :anxious: just to be sure.. pssshhh :lol: :shame: I think you fell for him \ Visit my Runescape comedy website, based on in-game screenshots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrico1992 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 No offence, but Silversnow, all posts I have seen of you are made up. If you really have a friends who owns half of "jedx", I apologize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 This noob offered me 1gp once for an addy(g) kiteshield. I just walked off and called him a noob. Also, this noob level 91 offered me gilded legs for my d legs. He even said they had a 1m difference in prices. That was the worst scamming attempt ever by someone. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silversnow95 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 dude i have a friend who owns half of jedx and he asked 4 my pass so he can clear my 5 black marks on my account and i gave it to him and no more black marks but after that i changed my pass hehe :anxious: just to be sure.. pssshhh :lol: :shame: I think you fell for him \ no way dude i checked my black marks it said 5 the first time 0 the second time [Admin edit: you need to upload your picture if you want it displayed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 :shock: why did you get black marks? i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Noob: Where can I find the cowfight queen? Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Noob who randomly adds me: Hi can i hav a simitar plz? Me: What's a simitar? Noob: its a rune wep Me: Oh, i have never heard of a simitar, what does it look like? Noob: its a wep made out of rune Me: But what does it look like? I never heard of it? Noob: every1 has it i saw u with it Me: Seriously dude, i have never heard of a simitar Noob: plz dnt lie i kno u hav 1 Me: Ever thought that i need it Noob: no u dnt need it u r high lvl Me: Plus i have 0gp (i spent it all on coal) Noob: Haha noob no money 1 ! Me: I can't buy you a scimitar now Noob: plz giv me a simitar I mean I tried to explain I didn't have a spare .. and he was like level 70 too i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 this guy at karajima volcano: noob: hey wanna be my bodyguard? me: why does a level 30 guy want to go into the volcano n: to kill some demons m: so why do you need me if you can kill them? n: well the demons are level 27 and easy with silverlight *omg how long has this guy been doing demon slayer?*, you just take down the spiders m: do I get anything? n: how about 81 coins? m:how about no? n:plz? m: the deoms are level 83 n: lair m: ill prove it *i was going to kll um anyway* we walk to the part where the demons are the lessers start owning him, downt notice theere lvl 83 n:im owning them m: take a closer look n:omg n:f n:u n:c dies (pm)n: can I have my stuff back? lol he cliams he had some rune (t) armor on him and a rune scimy (I had those) n: I can kill you in wildy m: you cant even prevent a lesser from killing you in 4 shots he gets thrown on my ignore another time this ranger starts challenging me to a fight in wildy, but chickens out another time I faced the same guy over and over and over giving back his stuff ( its fun ) ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_50_2 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I had an Iron Defender and Iron knife. With full grey robes and this happens: Noob: Buy your stake Me: K Noob: How much Me: It's not a stake Noob: Noob Noob: I report you If anyone remembers me... PM ME. having nostaligia issues D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 i gave a bronse b axe to a noob heres the dialogue noob. wow thnx me np noob u must be rich me ya if u call it that noob can i c how much money u have? me sure i show him 10k noob omfg u rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wortelhaar Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 this was said at the western entrance of varrockdon't think i'm stupid, there is no bank in varrock; i'm not a noob!i have it on screenie if you don't believe me, but i'm just 2 tired atm, might put it in tomorrow fine, happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolgirl15 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 This must be the funnies thread ive ever seen. EVER. I guess general p2p is old fashioned now. General is my new homeforum :P . And for the guy who started this thread. I love yoo! :oops: =D> =D> . I remember on my old laptop i had a Ms Word file with screenies and chat logs of noobs and stuff (when i was around lvl 60+) back then everyone that saw me with my santa tried to scam me. Good times :(. I reported soo many people i think i should be mod by now :oops: :oops: . Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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