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Noobs say the funniest things!

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This must be the funnies thread ive ever seen. EVER.

 

I guess general p2p is old fashioned now. General is my new homeforum :P . And for the guy who started this thread. I love yoo! :oops: =D> =D> .

 

 

 

 

I love you too :lol:

 

 

 

I admit I spend most of the time in general too :P

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No offence, but Silversnow, all posts I have seen of you are made up. If you really have a friends who owns half of "jedx", I apologize.

 

 

 

 

 

yeah i do apoligezzzz is accepted :-k

 

because i do have a friend who owns

 

a good part of jedx

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Jedx?

i am a paint noob
:shock: why did you get black marks?

 

 

 

 

 

This guy and his

 

group asked 4 all

 

my stuff in my bank

 

and i said no so they reported

 

me 10 times they said so

 

i got 5 black marks on my account...enrico1992 this is

 

the truth if you dont belive me ask my friends so leave me alone!!!!!!! :x

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yes the people who made Runescape!!any of this ringing a bell LOL

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lol you mean Jagex?

i am a paint noob

yeah you might not want to spell it tho the right

 

way they dont like that trust me from someone who know's :-$

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lol are you going to stop

 

talking like this or should

 

I say typing instead. No

 

offence but it's really

 

annoying. :D

i am a paint noob

ok srry i wont talk any more :-# :-# :( :(

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ok srry i wont talk any more :-# :-# :( :(

 

No I meant typing in that way

 

 

 

On Topic: C'mon people any funny storied out there? I got asked out 3 times today :D

i am a paint noob

no offence but i like the way

 

i type so if you have a problim then fine!!!

 

srry about the spamming *sniff**sniff**cough

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I was trying to buy some coal for 150gp ea and 1 lvl 58 noob send me a pm:

 

 

 

Noob: Add me

 

*I add him*

 

Me: R u selling coal?

 

Noob: No, i want to me u an offer

 

Me: I'm listening

 

Noob: Do u want to join my mining guild

 

Me: Maybe, how does it works?

 

Noob: Well, we mine ll the day and we would buy your coal

 

Me: So, how do i get in?

 

Noob: U just have to pay 100k or items

 

Me: And why do i have to pay to get in a clan?

 

Noob: Because u get the clan membership and a membership

 

Me: So u r trying to sell me a membership?

 

Noob: Yes

 

Me: U know that it's against the rules?

 

Noob: Yes, that why it's a noob acc, this is not my main.

 

Noob: Well do u want or no?

 

Me: No thanks you

 

Noob: Ok, thanks for your time

"hasta la victoria siempre."

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Beated haunted mine at lvl 77.

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Al f2p stats +50 (15/02/08)

Noob: Can I have your full rune?

 

Me: How much will you pay me?

 

Noob: Is 1423gp*(rough estimate, not exact)* enough?

 

Me: Nope sorry, can you even wear rune?

 

Noob: Stop making people pay to much! I'm already paying you more than I should! And of course I can, I can cast spells with runes, so I should be able to wear rune armor.

 

Me: I'm sorry, it dosn't work that way.

 

Noob: I'm reporting you for lying! YOu just want all the rune armor for yourself!

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lol ok that noob has

 

got problems lol help the noobs!!!!

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Well, a noob messaged me today yep, reported him too anyway.

 

 

 

Noob: Hello, I'm a jagex mod and i heard you scammed someone for rune plate (g)

 

Me: Okay...

 

Me: If you're a mod, then where's your crown?

 

Noob: I'm undercover

 

Me: Right.

 

Noob: So do you want to get banned yes or no?

 

Me: Haha, so what are you again?

 

Noob: I'm going to ban you!

 

Me: Seriously, who and what are you again?

 

Noob: I'm an undercover jagex agent!

 

Me: Reported for impersonating jagex staff

 

Noob: I'll ******* **** your mom and make her give me a **** ***!!!

 

Noob logs off.

 

 

 

Yeah... Real idiots these days...

Wolfy is Officially Retired.

I miss you all (Well, mostly my friends n stuff)

If you want to talk to me, send me a message, I check the boards daily. :D

No offence, but Silversnow, all posts I have seen of you are made up. If you really have a friends who owns half of "jedx", I apologize.

 

 

 

 

 

yeah i do apoligezzzz is accepted :-k

 

because i do have a friend who owns

 

a good part of jedx

 

you mean he bought and invested in some stocks? i can go do that right now if i want, but that wont give me any power over their desicions, they wont even know or care if i own any of their stock.

No offence, but Silversnow, all posts I have seen of you are made up. If you really have a friends who owns half of "jedx", I apologize.

 

 

 

 

 

yeah i do apoligezzzz is accepted :-k

 

because i do have a friend who owns

 

a good part of jedx

 

you mean he bought and invested in some stocks? i can go do that right now if i want, but that wont give me any power over their desicions, they wont even know or care if i own any of their stock.

 

Jagex doesnt sell shares, its a private company not public :roll:

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Wow, I haven't read all, but the ones I have are hilarious. Heres one that happened to me the other day while I was cutting Oak Trees outside of Varrock. My friend showed up, and I told him how I was planning on joining him as p2p. Apparently this noob heard us talking because about 5 minutes later he pmed me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey dude.

 

Me: Hey, who is this?

 

Noob: Nick.

 

(Well I know a guy named Nick who plays so I thought it was him.)

 

Noob: Do you want me to pay your membership. If I do you have to join the clan I plan to start.

 

(This is when I knew it wasn't the Nick I knew. He is to cheap to pay for his own lunch.)

 

Me: Knock yourself out.

 

Noob: Ok.

 

 

 

Noob: I need your password.

 

Me: Go Away.

 

 

 

Noob: Thats not your password.

 

Me: Leave me alone Noob. I'm no noob I am lvl 100.

 

(I had him added to my friends list. I then noticed a green dot on my map right behind me. He was lvl 7)

 

 

 

Out of PM

 

Me: I'm reporting you for password scamming.

 

Noob: **** you!

 

 

 

(Then I blocked him and continued cutting Oak)

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Guthix Gladiators!

lol arter you reported him 4 password

 

scamming report him 4 lanuguge LOL

 

double hitter them 4 you haha

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rofl this one is hilarious some guy put this in the tip it forums it was titled "conspiracy" and was locked

 

 

 

 

 

the truth of a few things in rs that jagex wouldn't let me type on forums because it must be true

 

 

 

1.zezima

 

zezima is obviously a non player character or program created by jagex as a benchmark for other genuine players. i have seen 'zezima' 3 times all the times stood around a bank walking the same few squares and doing the same thing over and over before logging off. and i have more evidence!............there are 28 spaces in the invent right? but not if your zezima! myself and a few others witnessed zezima fletching making shafts for a half hour continuously with no bank trips!

 

 

 

 

 

2. the construction skill

 

jagex are trying to lower prices in rs that is why they relreased the construction skill (confirmed by a jegex staff member on rs forums) so people would spend more money because too much money was coming in from high alcing and stuff and making the prices of everything too high. since the skill was introduced prices have fallen but not much..................and the problem is..rare items such as phats. these are keeping the prices high because they are so rare... the amount of phats and stuff in the game control the price of everything else which brings me to my next point.........

 

 

 

 

 

3. the world 111 masscacre

 

this was put aside as a mere 'glitch' in the game. when in fact it was accounts with altered stats created by jagex and released upon falador in a desperate attempt to pk all the phats they could (and give us something to talk about). one by one by random events or simply just making them disappear they will rid the world of phats.................................they hate them! that is why all holiday items are now untradeable because of the problems phats have created. and as a starnge coincidence one of my friends who also knows and spreads the truth was one of the 1st ones to be killed by the lvl 115 who seemed to be the leader.

 

 

 

 

 

4.the invincible stage

 

as you will have noticed many times.. when you get a monster to low life, especially the high level ones and random events. you suddenly start hitting 0s and they suddenly start hitting you really hard. this is jagex's little thing to kill you so you keep going back to that black drag or other monster, keeping you playing. you will all have noticed this and you know its true!

 

 

 

thats the end for this time! see you again and if u say any of this on the game things will disappear from ur bank and they will be talking about the massacre that was on your world next. u know its true, they have people everywhere.

 

goodbye

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this topic is getting Very old

 

and boring :roll: im goin to look for funnyer

 

topic's :roll:

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this topic is getting Very old

 

and boring :roll: im goin to look for funnyer

 

topic's :roll:

 

Go jump in a tub of cold water to cool u down, and stop typing like that :roll: :roll: .

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this topic is getting Very old

 

and boring :roll: im goin to look for funnyer

 

topic's :roll:

 

Go jump in a tub of cold water to cool u down, and stop typing like that :roll: :roll: .

 

Ditto :D

i am a paint noob

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