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this was in barbarian village

 

 

 

noob:(getting killed by barbarian)help its a barbarian attack!!!

 

 

 

me:(kills barbarian)what do you say?

 

 

 

noob:ur so nooby

 

 

 

me:dude i just saved your hide

 

 

 

noob:noob!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

me:im level 60 you're level 3

 

 

 

noob:my main is lvl 150

 

 

 

me:you can't get that high

 

 

 

noob:u can wif 150 summoning

 

 

 

me:you can't

 

 

 

noob:i have 20k

 

 

 

me:i have 100k

 

 

 

noob:my main has 1.8bil

 

 

 

me:really?

 

 

 

noob:yes my main is zezima

 

 

 

me:no he isnt

 

 

 

noob:omg reported for saying not zezima

 

 

 

me:-.-

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this was in barbarian village

 

 

 

noob:(getting killed by barbarian)help its a barbarian attack!!!

 

 

 

me:(kills barbarian)what do you say?

 

 

 

noob:ur so nooby

 

 

 

me:dude i just saved your hide

 

 

 

noob:noob!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

me:im level 60 you're level 3

 

 

 

noob:my main is lvl 150

 

 

 

 

 

me:you can't get that high

 

 

 

noob:u can wif 150 summoning

 

 

 

me:you can't

 

 

 

noob:i have 20k

 

 

 

me:i have 100k

 

 

 

noob:my main has 1.8bil

 

 

 

me:really?

 

 

 

noob:yes my main is zezima

 

 

 

me:no he isnt

 

 

 

noob:omg reported for saying not zezima

 

 

 

me:-.-

 

that is so obviously made up it is unbelievable

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this was in barbarian village

 

 

 

noob:(getting killed by barbarian)help its a barbarian attack!!!

 

 

 

me:(kills barbarian)what do you say?

 

 

 

noob:ur so nooby

 

 

 

me:dude i just saved your hide

 

 

 

noob:noob!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

me:im level 60 you're level 3

 

 

 

noob:my main is lvl 150

 

 

 

 

 

me:you can't get that high

 

 

 

noob:u can wif 150 summoning

 

 

 

me:you can't

 

 

 

noob:i have 20k

 

 

 

me:i have 100k

 

 

 

noob:my main has 1.8bil

 

 

 

me:really?

 

 

 

noob:yes my main is zezima

 

 

 

me:no he isnt

 

 

 

noob:omg reported for saying not zezima

 

 

 

me:-.-

 

that is so obviously made up it is unbelievable

 

 

 

It's not too far from the many conversations i've had with noobs.

 

 

 

They do say stuff like that.

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Hey, here's an idea!

 

 

 

Don't say inappropriate things that you might think people will find offensive and can get you muted!

 

 

 

:o

 

 

 

Hey, here's an idea!

 

People should stop being WBMs.

 

If they actually want to be mods then they should report when its neccessary. :|

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Hey, here's an idea!

 

 

 

Don't say inappropriate things that you might think people will find offensive and can get you muted!

 

 

 

:o

 

 

 

Hey, here's an idea!

 

People should stop being WBMs.

 

If they actually want to be mods then they should report when its neccessary. :|

 

 

 

Yea because Jagex implemented the report function so people could wannabe mod, not so they could, you know, uphold the rules of the game.

 

 

 

Oh wait, this is RayOxide. I can sum this up with: Not surprising, considering anyone with an ability to hit the report button is an enemy to a troll such as yourself.

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Explain how I'm a troll when people you thought you could trust report you for saying a joke. :cry:

 

 

 

From now on im reportin' everyone in esc unless i like them :D

 

 

 

Oh and btw if i were a troll I'd have a higherpost count.

 

 

 

And be gone by now.

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Explain how I'm a troll when people you thought you could trust report you for saying a joke. :cry:

 

 

 

From now on im reportin' everyone in esc unless i like them :D

 

 

 

Oh and btw if i were a troll I'd have a higherpost count.

 

 

 

And be gone by now.

 

 

 

 

 

You just have to be careful these days.

 

 

 

There are hundreds of people who want to be player mod's and so they will report you for the tiniest thing.

 

 

 

There was one person who posted a screenshot a while ago of how he got a black mark for saying something along the lines of 'I bought 200k worth of gold' when he was smelting.

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^ROFL.

 

 

 

Thats kinda exactly why Jagex really fail with their bots.

 

Even the macro-bots that cut yews are better than their filter and/or ban bots. :|

 

 

 

I actoolee got muted 3 days for "advertising a website"

 

when i said

 

He just likes to go to welikelittlekids . net

 

 

 

Checked back the next day when i was muted and the person who started the pedophile thing wasnt muted. :| :| :| :|

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this was in barbarian village

 

 

 

noob:(getting killed by barbarian)help its a barbarian attack!!!

 

 

 

me:(kills barbarian)what do you say?

 

 

 

noob:ur so nooby

 

 

 

me:dude i just saved your hide

 

 

 

noob:noob!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

me:im level 60 you're level 3

 

 

 

noob:my main is lvl 150

 

 

 

 

 

me:you can't get that high

 

 

 

noob:u can wif 150 summoning

 

 

 

me:you can't

 

 

 

noob:i have 20k

 

 

 

me:i have 100k

 

 

 

noob:my main has 1.8bil

 

 

 

me:really?

 

 

 

noob:yes my main is zezima

 

 

 

me:no he isnt

 

 

 

noob:omg reported for saying not zezima

 

 

 

me:-.-

 

that is so obviously made up it is unbelievable

 

its true exept there where a few more bits at the end where he flamed me

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this was in barbarian village

 

 

 

noob:(getting killed by barbarian)help its a barbarian attack!!!

 

 

 

me:(kills barbarian)what do you say?

 

 

 

noob:ur so nooby

 

 

 

me:dude i just saved your hide

 

 

 

noob:noob!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

me:im level 60 you're level 3

 

 

 

noob:my main is lvl 150

 

 

 

 

 

me:you can't get that high

 

 

 

noob:u can wif 150 summoning

 

 

 

me:you can't

 

 

 

noob:i have 20k

 

 

 

me:i have 100k

 

 

 

noob:my main has 1.8bil

 

 

 

me:really?

 

 

 

noob:yes my main is zezima

 

 

 

me:no he isnt

 

 

 

noob:omg reported for saying not zezima

 

 

 

me:-.-

 

that is so obviously made up it is unbelievable

 

its true exept there where a few more bits at the end where he flamed me

 

 

 

lololol u only hav 100k n00b@@

 

 

 

Does look kind of made up though, either that or the guy was mucking around with you.

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So I was fishing in Catherby when this happend:

 

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I wouldn't call this a noob, but a pretty funny conversation. :lol:

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Not really a noob but;

 

 

 

There was a guy in Camelot bank claiming he had a dragon plate, after everyone was basically begging him to see it, turned out it was a dragon spinning plate, I felt like a idiot for falling for that. :wall:

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Im fishing on the Karamja dock and i'm almost full. and this noob walks up like:

 

Noob: OMG I hate compainers there so annoying!

 

Me: Then stop complaining about them

 

Noob:...

 

Me: Bank.

 

Me: (ran to Draynor banked) and on the way back he runs by me and is like Lethargick is stupid and is noob. then logged out.

 

then i was like wtf did i just get into a drive-by argument? this isn't a UK world... IDK I got a kick out of it at the time mabey i'm just hard up for laughs on Runescape :P

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this was in barbarian village

 

 

 

noob:(getting killed by barbarian)help its a barbarian attack!!!

 

 

 

me:(kills barbarian)what do you say?

 

 

 

noob:ur so nooby

 

 

 

me:dude i just saved your hide

 

 

 

noob:noob!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

me:im level 60 you're level 3

 

 

 

noob:my main is lvl 150

 

 

 

 

 

me:you can't get that high

 

 

 

noob:u can wif 150 summoning

 

 

 

me:you can't

 

 

 

noob:i have 20k

 

 

 

me:i have 100k

 

 

 

noob:my main has 1.8bil

 

 

 

me:really?

 

 

 

noob:yes my main is zezima

 

 

 

me:no he isnt

 

 

 

noob:omg reported for saying not zezima

 

 

 

me:-.-

 

that is so obviously made up it is unbelievable

 

its true exept there where a few more bits at the end where he flamed me

 

 

 

lololol u only hav 100k n00b@@

 

 

 

Does look kind of made up though, either that or the guy was mucking around with you.

 

 

 

It'd be so cool if Zezima acted as a noob one day and said "My main is Zezima" and showed up with his account, HAAHAA! Owned ftw!

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this was in barbarian village

 

 

 

noob:(getting killed by barbarian)help its a barbarian attack!!!

 

 

 

me:(kills barbarian)what do you say?

 

 

 

noob:ur so nooby

 

 

 

me:dude i just saved your hide

 

 

 

noob:noob!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

me:im level 60 you're level 3

 

 

 

noob:my main is lvl 150

 

 

 

 

 

me:you can't get that high

 

 

 

noob:u can wif 150 summoning

 

 

 

me:you can't

 

 

 

noob:i have 20k

 

 

 

me:i have 100k

 

 

 

noob:my main has 1.8bil

 

 

 

me:really?

 

 

 

noob:yes my main is zezima

 

 

 

me:no he isnt

 

 

 

noob:omg reported for saying not zezima

 

 

 

me:-.-

 

that is so obviously made up it is unbelievable

 

its true exept there where a few more bits at the end where he flamed me

 

 

 

lololol u only hav 100k n00b@@

 

 

 

Does look kind of made up though, either that or the guy was mucking around with you.

 

 

 

It'd be so cool if Zezima acted as a noob one day and said "My main is Zezima" and showed up with his account, HAAHAA! Owned ftw!

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maybe this is why it's taking him so long to get back to #1, he saw this, decided to try it out, and has been hooked on scaring innocent players by showing up with zezima as his main

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^ i lol'ed irl :lol:

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A couple of weird things just happened to me within about 5 mins of each other.

 

 

 

Someone made a, well, tasteless joke regarding my name...

 

 

 

I switched worlds.

 

 

 

It's based on the game Worms2 for the record.

 

 

 

A couple of minutes later... a different guy comes along.

 

 

 

Person: Het there! (with that spelling)

 

Person: Hello!

 

Person: Hello!

 

Person: Hello!

 

Person: Hello!

 

Person: Hello!

 

Me: Hi

 

Person: ur on my annoying vid

 

Person: Well....

 

Person: Do I?

 

Me: and ur on my ignore list

 

* I put him on there, then unblocked him to see what he was saying*

 

Person: Yay!

 

Person: :D

 

He ran off.

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this was in barbarian village

 

 

 

noob:(getting killed by barbarian)help its a barbarian attack!!!

 

 

 

me:(kills barbarian)what do you say?

 

 

 

noob:ur so nooby

 

 

 

me:dude i just saved your hide

 

 

 

noob:noob!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

me:im level 60 you're level 3

 

 

 

noob:my main is lvl 150

 

 

 

 

 

me:you can't get that high

 

 

 

noob:u can wif 150 summoning

 

 

 

me:you can't

 

 

 

noob:i have 20k

 

 

 

me:i have 100k

 

 

 

noob:my main has 1.8bil

 

 

 

me:really?

 

 

 

noob:yes my main is zezima

 

 

 

me:no he isnt

 

 

 

noob:omg reported for saying not zezima

 

 

 

me:-.-

 

that is so obviously made up it is unbelievable

 

its true exept there where a few more bits at the end where he flamed me

 

 

 

lololol u only hav 100k n00b@@

 

 

 

Does look kind of made up though, either that or the guy was mucking around with you.

 

 

 

It'd be so cool if Zezima acted as a noob one day and said "My main is Zezima" and showed up with his account, HAAHAA! Owned ftw!

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maybe this is why it's taking him so long to get back to #1, he saw this, decided to try it out, and has been hooked on scaring innocent players by showing up with zezima as his main

 

 

 

Or maybe he thinks that he could get some hype off him if he appears to be mediocre (using the term loosely here, since I'd say even "only" 10 99s is a great account). No, really.

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