Auberean Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Oh. Gotcha. A mind not to be changed by place or time.The mind is its own place, and in itselfCan make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionisam Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I just got this one over PM Guy I've never met before:Where do you live? Me:Why? Him:no reason jst tell me! Me:Who are you? Him:TELL ME! Me:No, reported *He logs off* *HE logs in* Him:ur a a hole Me:what ever reported twice Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombpie Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 noob:want to have *** on this bed? funny thing is were both guys PURE F2p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I was cutting maples at Seers to train my firemaking. Newb: Go away, this is MY tree. Me: Why? Is 87 woodcutting too hard for you to beat? Newb: Noob Me: Just for making that newbish remark, I'll come chop at "your" tree after I light these logs. Newb: Ok, I'll just world hop. (Finishes burning full inventory of maple logs.) (Takes his tree.) Newb: You noob! (Newb switches trees, then logs off.) SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfhunterXZ Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Well today I was on f2p world 21 with my gf (lol shut up) and a lvl 6 comes and says "can I have free stuff" I'm like "No" he follows me and keeps asking I keep saying no. and then he says "if you dont give me stuff im repot you!" i'm like "for what?" he says "reported for macroing!" and I'm like "Yeah, you know, I'm talking, so how am I macroing? I've never macroed before, and if I was macroing I'd be doing it woodcutting or mining or whatever noob" and he starts calling me a noob! (I'm lvl 91 btw) and then he says I have a main that's lvl 106! And I ask "Well, what's the mains username?" He says "Zezimo" (No, this is not a typo) so I look up the highscore, wow, not there! And he says yeah it is it's lvl 106 blah blah. Then he's still calling me a noob! and saying his main could kick my behind! And I'm like "What's your mains username" he's like "umm... uhh umm... Paladin57!" I'm like, bring him here then. He logs out, and there's Paladin57, lvl 106 with full dragon. Thing is, I don't believe it's him why you ask? 1) It took the "main" 10 minutes to get there (perhaps asking a friend to come log in for him to "prove" that it's his main). and 2) The noob couldn't spell at all, but the lvl 106 could spell fine. :) So therefore, it was a friend most likely hahaha. :D Wolfy is Officially Retired.I miss you all (Well, mostly my friends n stuff)If you want to talk to me, send me a message, I check the boards daily. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppy101 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 ok i was wearing a red mask, and a noob asked me this noob: how much for ur red helmet me: its a halloween mask noob: ook kan i buy ur d med me: its a halloween mask noob:ok can i buy ur halloween mask? me: sure 30m noob: ok brb me: follows me:so u gonna buy? noob: no way to overpriced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueInuyasha Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 My personal favorate was in Falador, a L110 starts following me from the E bank. L 110: Which town is this? Me: Falador. You should know that by now. L 110: I dont know much, I just bought this guy. Me: Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 In West Varrock mine LV 34: Which one of these is coal? Me: None of them are LV 34: Ur lying Me: No i'm not try prospecting all of them, theres no coal LV 34: Reported Me: Y? Lv34: cuz you're just trying to keep all the coal for yourself :wall: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colorfreak Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 one of best i ever had wuz noob:can i have your pass? me:y? noob:il train u to lvl 136 (yeh 136..) me:u cant train to 136 :P 126 is max noob:no its not u noob me:well then train ur account to 136 and come here noob:just give me ur pass or il hack u! LOL! i wuz lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionisam Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I was training to lvl 75 when this happened I had full zammy http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/b ... onvo-1.jpg Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I was training to lvl 75 when this happened I had full zammy http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/b ... onvo-1.jpg Have my eyes gone bad, or is that picture tiny? Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I was training to lvl 75 when this happened I had full zammy http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/b ... onvo-1.jpg Have my eyes gone bad, or is that picture tiny? I was able to zoom it, very funny. the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I was on the RuneScape forums last night, and this guy was asking *begging* for a free Abyssal Whip. People were flaming him big time, saying that they would give him a free whip (Yeah right.), then telling him they were joking. When I read further in the topic, he said he was 10 years old. That explains it. :roll: SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I was on the RuneScape forums last night, and this guy was asking *begging* for a free Abyssal Whip. People were flaming him big time, saying that they would give him a free whip (Yeah right.), then telling him they were joking. When I read further in the topic, he said he was 10 years old. That explains it. :roll: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH 10 YEAR OLDS? Or is it simply the majority of 10 year olds? :evil: Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceScope Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 one day i was being really nice so I gave this lvl 3 guy in lumby full iron. He then followed me around everywhere and I dealed with him. Then it got anoying... I was mining one day and this happend... Random Miner-Thats my rock, stop mining it. Me-No, I was here first Random Miner-Get of my ******* rock noob! The Noob that Followed me- Don't you talk that way to my master! Another one that happend to my friend. This guy in varrock square starts telling everyone he can tripple money. Scammer-Hey everyone! I can tripple money! Guy-Really? Scammer-Yeah! Really! Guy-Ok tell me how? Some other person- Hey (name of scammer left out) if you can tripple money how come you only have iron armor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyman5 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 lol these are good stories :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSOfr33k Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Noob: i just got 2 mil from a site! Me: Wow. Noob: can i hv ur beret im broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionisam Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I was training on minotaurs and this happened noob:I hate u lvl 74! Me:Why? noob:I hate hate hate u!!!!!!!! Me:??? noob:every1, hate the lvl 74 with zammy and red cape! Random person:he needs anger managment That pretty much sums it up :wall: Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomdavies90 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Well today I was on f2p world 21 with my gf (lol shut up) and a lvl 6 comes and says "can I have free stuff" I'm like "No" he follows me and keeps asking I keep saying no. and then he says "if you dont give me stuff im repot you!" i'm like "for what?" he says "reported for macroing!" and I'm like "Yeah, you know, I'm talking, so how am I macroing? I've never macroed before, and if I was macroing I'd be doing it woodcutting or mining or whatever noob" and he starts calling me a noob! (I'm lvl 91 btw) and then he says I have a main that's lvl 106! And I ask "Well, what's the mains username?" He says "Zezimo" (No, this is not a typo) so I look up the highscore, wow, not there! And he says yeah it is it's lvl 106 blah blah. Then he's still calling me a noob! and saying his main could kick my behind! And I'm like "What's your mains username" he's like "umm... uhh umm... Paladin57!" I'm like, bring him here then. He logs out, and there's Paladin57, lvl 106 with full dragon. Thing is, I don't believe it's him why you ask? 1) It took the "main" 10 minutes to get there (perhaps asking a friend to come log in for him to "prove" that it's his main). and 2) The noob couldn't spell at all, but the lvl 106 could spell fine. :) So therefore, it was a friend most likely hahaha. :D not 100% sure on this but i used to know a guy called paladin something and i think that might be him, he WAS a noob but not a begging noob more along the lines of paladin-this guy will sell you a whip 2mil me-ok paladin-hes getting herbs just north of seers me-ok ill follow you paladin-hey lets kill these cave crawlers for a bit...do you have any teles me-(kind of suspicous, i did have a ring of dueling so i lied) nope paladin-ok kill these me-no because they are poisonous paladin-durr i have anti hell be here in 5 mins me-noty id rather just make the extra money... :XD: Sig by me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sensei_3_tails Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I was training to lvl 75 when this happened I had full zammy http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/b ... onvo-1.jpg very funny convo, i like the part where he was boasting about having full bronze and saying you had bad armor, then asking what world it was and for a mith arrow. :lol: RAVE BREAK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolgirl15 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I was training to lvl 75 when this happened I had full zammy http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/b ... onvo-1.jpg very funny convo, i like the part where he was boasting about having full bronze and saying you had bad armor, then asking what world it was and for a mith arrow. :lol: OMFG too small!!! make that szit bigger!!! Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeStopper Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "Reported for not rock sharing!" Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamcalledgreg Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 noob: hey which gloves are that? me: barrows (6) noob: i have dragon (4) me: * is (4) supposed to be? noob: the charges left me: lmao u idiot noob, (6) means devil face in msn, get away lol! noob: no they have charge *i tele* Haha, I know it was page 3 but still, hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solgonsar Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 This conversation took place in the Draynor bank.... Noob: swellling logs 500 each *I come up to him and wack him with a rubber chicken* Noob: Hey wht was that 4? Me: Being a noob. *wack* Noob: Haha! Reported! Me: For what? *wack* Noob: doing tht! Me: Its not against Jagex rules to wack people, in fact they made it possible.... Noob: Haha! Jagex is reported too! Somepeople don't even read the frontpage...... Crocodile hunter-Rest in Peace"Theres NOT a country in the world that Bush would not get BOOO'd at ....even if Bush went to Antarctica the penguins would demonstrate."-Darknovae, NS Forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revengesgod Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 finally something i can relate to. ok first one: in varrok all around noob:hi me:hello noob:can i have your sword? me:if u can afford it *trades me a dlong and 120k for d2h* me:nty noob:ok here *offers 10 feathers and a dd* me:nty noob: hahaha u noob i have 10000mil and a blue phat on my main me:oh really now? noob:yes he is lvl 130 me:not possible noob:yea it is me:wats main's name? noob:zezima at this point i just logged cuz the pain of laughing was insane -rev p.s more to come tommorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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