Qeauxraline Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 As a girl, I get a lot of junk from players. Here's the best one. Noob: Wow. You're hot. Me: Thank you. Noob: Do you have a house in RS? Me: Yep! Noob: Do you like it? Me: Yea, it's ok. Noob: Do you have a bedroom in it? Me: Yes. Noob: Is there a bed? Me: Yes. Noob: Can I come over and we can do things? Me: No. Noob: I have an itch. I no longer have a bedroom in my house. "Call now, and I'll replace your old television with a new one that looks just like it, while you sleep!" --Dogbert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 smart move. P.S. you're hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gbpackers31 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 It sounds like you didn't find it funny, only nooby, so why post it? No, I did get a chuckle out of it, so I posted it. I was just showing that it doesn't matter their levels, people can still act nooby (and annoying). Sorry if I shouldn't have posted it. I was just trying to contribute :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 3/31/09-"Noobs say the funniest things!" thread gets bailout by Jagex, welcome back rants forum. I just found myself a great time killer. ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Just going to list QFC since I'm apparently too lazy to save and upload it and my comp is laggy already: Maybe these aren't all noobs, but pretty darn funny. Those Forum Mods are gonna have their hands full... 104-105-98-58608288 Some kid spams "obama" for 3 pages, lol 104-105-111-58608319 Classic "i herd u leik mudkips". One poster: "What is that from? Everyone is saying it." in the only grammatically correct post of the thread. 104-105-930-58607948 Lol, trying to put Billy Mays into the pre-buying advice. One poster: "HEY BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE DRAGON CLAWS ARE YOU HORRIbLE IN PVP? WANT A WEAPON THAT CAN KILL YOUR OPPONENT WITH 1 CLICK? WELL THE DRAGON CLAWS IS FOR YOU!" 104-105-61-58608265 one poster, completely irrelevant to topic: "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE ARMADYL GODSWORD! LOOKING FOR A GOOD WEAPON, HAVING TROUBLE OWNING NOOBS? THE ARMADYL GODWSORDS SPECIAL ATTACK, "THE JUDGEMENT", HAS THE POWER TO OWN NOOBS AND IMPRESS YOUR FREINDS! NORMALLY, THIS OFFER WOULD COST YOU 66 MILLION! BUT IF YOU REPLY NOW, WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES THROUGH THIS SPECIAL FORUM OFFER, YOU'LL GET THE ARMADYL GODSWORD FOR JUST 56 MILLION! (PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.)" 104-105-53-58608377 I would like to have bare feet, not just boots. Thanks. 104-105-956-58608037 "Why the hell isn't there some damn spam on runescape? I mean when I'm hungry for some [wagon] tasting meat, a shark doesn't cut it..." 104-105-892-58607835 "I really am bored in the game! Jagex should import 2000 hula dancers through American customs dressed in Hobba skirts in order to entertain me! Oh wait, that isn't an in game solution. Perhaps that could also be alleviated by the big red button and the little orange button. Press the big red button to get 99s in all skills, 2.1B gold, instant immunity from all real world crimes, the ability to ignore all rules, and instant moderator status! Press the little orange button and have that all reverted back to level 1's in all skills, 9.9 black marks that do not degrade over time, instant year in a prison of your choice, and revocation of your moderator status! God, that would make the game fun! Could you survive a year without breaking the rules and getting that .1 black mark? Could you survive prison? Could you kill that goblin with that 1 HP? Just pushing the buttons to overload Jagex's system would be fun enough! Just remember that I am bored, and I am ANRGY!@!@!@!@@#$@#@!!@#!" lol that's all for now :P ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonsbane37 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 [hide=][/hide] i saw the south park one and started finding others... good way to entertain yourself :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 It sounds like you didn't find it funny, only nooby, so why post it? No, I did get a chuckle out of it, so I posted it. I was just showing that it doesn't matter their levels, people can still act nooby (and annoying). Sorry if I shouldn't have posted it. I was just trying to contribute :? I've got nothing against what you posted, I just don't find forced noobiness to be funny, just spammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihihi727 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 [hide=My funny collection] [/hide] None of those were funny. Bouzie, did you really have to waste 10 seconds of your life posting something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 im gonna scour the rants forums. brb! 104-105-351-58611105 lol'd at this one... 104-105-92-58611097 104-105-136-58611041 104-105-830-58611008 104-105-140-58611135 104-105-13-58608408 104-105-954-58611090 more to come... (i wouldve made images, but i don't know how :oops: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natedoggygog Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 We were standing around the cabbages... I'm sorry, but it got annoying. Nate's Big Blog4,000th to 99 crafting, 33,340th to 99 defence, 3,867th to 99 farming, 55,293rd to 99 hitpoints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildragslayr Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 noob:hey can i buy your scimi? me:um random but sure noob:okay i guess i'll pay you in items is that okay? me:sure what is it? noob:rune axe and 10k me:okay (trade that later after 20 mins) noob:can i buy my rune axe back? me:how much? noob:a rune axe (i ignored him after that cause that was kinda stupid) ________________________________________________________________ noob:like your cape how much? me:untradable noob:how about u tell me how to get it? me:do suicide get born in about 2007 easter noob:on rs? me:............. noob:okay(runs to bounty hunter)(i shoulda followed him he had full rune -.- but hey he musta lost that :thumbsup: :thumbsup: \ \ [/bads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 i dont really get second conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 here they are! 104-105-527-58614080 104-105-869-58614098 lol... not supposed to be here, but... 104-105-839-58613916 i support =D SUPPORT THIS! STOP THE MADNESS! 104-105-808-58613899 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clements08 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 This just happens to me Noob - Wheres the apothocary Me - Folo Noob - I beat game on main (this is a stupid comment to start with) Noob - Wat is that staff Noob - And what is that sheild (I am in my mage gear, zammy staff elemental shield black mystics and a farseer helm) (Apothocary appears on mini map) Noob - O, I remember now Noob - Its just over here (duh!) me - You havent beat the game u noob Noob - But i did the quest! Moral of the story, think before speaking Why do Level 100+ shun a person 6 lvls below them, just because they are still in the 90's? it is not cool! Bleed Brothers Bleed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 you can't beat the game, so he was obviously lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 :? [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Noob in f2p Draynor: They update now u can say as and fuc! Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGmaestro Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 j i found this while browsing in the newly re-added rant thread in the RSOF, srry i dunno how 2 take a screenshot :cry: Jagex. You said wanted to get rid of RWT, but I still see it happening every day. People RWT by killing each other in Pvp with 25k. Please remove PvP worlds. People RWT by doing unbalanced trades. Please remove unbalanced trades, the GE is fine. People RWT by doing junk trades, please remove all junk from RS. People RWT by skilling for materials on peoples accounts then selling them, in order to completely eliminate this we need to remove the following skills: Woodcutting, Fishing, Mining, Hunter. Theres plenty of other ways to get materials for these skills. People RWT by killing boss monsters on coinshare. The only way to make it safe would be to remove lootshare, coinshare and boss monsters. People RWT by killing monsters for their drops on the persons account then selling them for money. Please remove monster killing. People plan to RWT by talking in game. Please remove public chat. People RWT by giving gold to another player. Please remove gold pieces. We can just use tokkul for everything since its untradable. I cant believe you guys forgot all this stuff like zomg lagex wtf u n00bz its so obvius that pple is reel worldz tradingz :o lol ;) Darwin's Radio, stairway to stardom 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep Tails Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 This one got me laughing, not too sure why though, was in GE, so the *bald* noob ( who was level 50 combat) says: *Noob*Can I have some money?! plz *Me*Why? *Noob*I must get a wig for my poor bald head. *Me*Lol...Umm.... *Noob* Plz I sooooo embarassed I NEED A WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Turns off public chat* It really surprised me, I was like, wouldn't a level 50 have explored Falador and seen the Hairdresser by now? Follower of GuthixThe quill is a miracle, for it drinks darkness and sheds light. Oh right, by the way, I'm a girl. No more calling me a guy you lot~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knotch_Blade Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Not from RuneScape.... But I was watching Predator: Raw... The pedophile was a 68 year old repeated offender. Made me lol. :lol: *Hansen* Why are you here? *Pedophile* I'm bored, I don't have anything to do." *C.H.* Why don't you get a hobby? *Pedo* Uhh. Does this not count? My Gamercard | Click for Blog | Mining Guide | Illumination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 :thumbdown: *sigh* welcome back rants forum :thumbdown: Welcome to the Rants forum, where common sense and decent grammar go to die! Enjoy your stay. :thumbup: The rants forum is full of noobs who can't type, string a sentence together, or be halfway nice. Get used to it. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 sadly, grammar doesn't go to rants to die. it was never born. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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