Dexek Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I was high alching steel plates at Draynor in World 1 and was really bored, just talking to a few friends. Suddenly a random guy started talking to me and I could tell right away he was a scammer, so I had my fun. Below is the exact words said, and the grammer and spelling they were said in. I was able to see him standing in the trees the whole time, but I don't think he knew I could see him. I started pretending I was uncapable of understanding and could tell he was getting frustrated. I eventually told him of my knowing of his scamming when I was done high alching. I filled in the blocked out parts with what I am pretty sure was meant to be said. Here is the conversation: Scammer:Do you want 456 Mil? Me:I wouldn't mind that, why? Scammer:What is your combat level? Me:Sixty-two, why? Scammer:You will have to give me ur pazzwerd. Me:Why would I have to do that? Scammer:SO i can give you 467 Mill Me:The amount rose? Scammer:I thort I'd be nice and rise it. Me:You thort? What does that mean? Scammer:Illd be nice ind rise the money to 467 Mill Scammer:will you tell me youre pass? Me:You have 467 Mill? Scammer:Yep. Me:Could you show me it on a trade, I never saw that much before. Scammer:No cuase im busy rite now. Me:Your busy yet you have time to give me 467 Mill? Scammer:Yea im getting 467mill\ Me:You don't already have it? Scammer:Yes im going to the bank to get it. Me:Which bank? Scammer:A bank. Me:In what area? Scammer:Fallerdor y Me:Which bank in Falador? Scammer:You gonna dop that deal or not? Me:Which deal? Scammer:You tell me youre pass then you get 467 mill Me:Ohh Scammer:yea oh Me:Who are you again? Scammer: "Name" Me:What level are you? Scammer:126 Me:Mining level? Scammer:67 Me:How'd you make 467 mill? Scammer:ill tell you if you tell me your pass Me:What is a pass? Scammer:as in youre ******** (password) Me:Are you swaring at me? Scammer:no i said Scammer:p Scammer:a Scammer:* (s) Scammer:* (s) Scammer:w Scammer:o Scammer:rd Me:I understand. You need to know it? Scammer:yea. Me:How will you get the money from you to me? Scammer:watch Me:I'm watching... Scammer:you gonna tell me youre pass Me:Why would I do that? Scammer:fine don't get 467 mill Me:Wow, you have 467 mill, how'd you get all that? Scammer:tell me youre pass then i'll tell you how Me:How do i find my pass? Scammer:you made youre no youre account pass Me:Ohh the thing my mom enters when she logs me in Me:Should i go ask her it? Scammer:so you dont no youre pass Me:What is a pass? Scammer:p Scammer:a Scammer:ss Scammer:w Scammer:or Scammer:d Me:I have a hard time reading I need my glasses to see Scammer:fine you don;'t get the money bye Me:Who are you? Scammer:"Name" Me:I have to go sneeze, brb. Scammer:fine you don't want the money bye Me:You already told me that. Scammer:you want the 467 mill? Me:No, I reported you for scamming and I saw you standing in the trees the whole time. *Scammer Logs Out* PoetryIndexed Picture 1Indexed Picture 2 Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010 Rebooting Runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirHartlar Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Lol that is a funny story! Why he thought you couldn't see him because he was in trees was the best part for me. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 scammer = owned. nice one :P By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaym112 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Pwnd....lol, should I go ask my mom....Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos_Reborn Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 it's one of those situation where I call the scammer Seymour vs Chalmer when he invites the intendant to his house for a dinner. You ask questions on the scammer, and he answers everytime making himself more and more suspicious. In other words, his answers get worse and worse. Visit my Runescape comedy website, based on in-game screenshots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Bwahahaha, I laughed with the convversation! "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 lmao seriously funny i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henk333 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Ohh good stuff! Should I go ask my mom :lol: Haven't played RuneScape since 12 january 2007 and it feels great :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 A great bit of work there lad :D *High Five* This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icingdeath Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Very nice! I really wouldn't call it an era. It was more of a definitive time period during which dinstinctive characteristics were expressed in similar ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsar Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 That was hilarious. The scammer sure got pwned. Well done! :P "I have to go sneeze, brb" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooneyrules0 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Owned. Lol ÃÆââââ¬Ã¢Ã¢â∠Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeCroLoGiCa Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 you gave LMAO a new meaning :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 "I have to go sneeze, brb" :lol: the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umega Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 ROFL!! That is just the way I'd like to annoy a scammer, just waste thier time. :lol: =D> No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyyankees588 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 lol... nice Getting another sig[removed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubrey Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 He, I got that a couple times - I usually say i'm rich enought but a (mod) friend would like the money. They fall for it phr33 mute :boohoo: no i can continue practicing ^_^ Common sense isn't common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stan18 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 LOL sneeze. i gotta do that sometime xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azurechaos Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 LMAO, that's classic. Reminds me of what my sister does to those poor telemarketers. She'll sit there and talk to them, and in the middle of their pitch, she'll start speaking spanish saying "No habla ingles!" They get a person on the line who knows how to speak spanish, and she switches to english again. The guy actually said he'll probably get fired for that :lol: 99 Firemaking | 99 Mage | 99 Range | 99 Hitpoints | 99 Strength | 99 Attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 =D> =D> =D> ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me_poulin Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Why do people keep trying this.... :? Once in a life time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlanders Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Lol, I like the part in which you tell him your mom enters your password everytime, lol. 2480+ total Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame_guy3 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 LOOOOLLL that was the definition of LMAO I think merchanting is extinct.... Completed haunted mine at level 75.Barrows Drops: Dh platelegs, Guth helm, Karils cb, Torags legs-------------RETIRED------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I luv messin with nooby scammers. Like one I always do is They take away an amout of sumthing, so i take away amount of monry that it would equal. Example Seller offers 1000 yews and i offer 250k, they take way 900 yews = 100yews. So then i take away enough moey to equal 100 yews. and they always acept :D Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexek Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 I am glad so many of you liked it. :) I have another one that I am going to post, although it is more pathetic than funny. Expect to see it up soon.. :anxious: PoetryIndexed Picture 1Indexed Picture 2 Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010 Rebooting Runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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