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http://epicmoviethemovie.com/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now i'm not sure what to put here, I can't access any other part of the website except the home page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But, from what I can tell, it's a movie basically ripping off every other movie in 2006 with a twist. From the trailer, it's 4 characters going through each movie.

 

 

 

Well, you can see for yourself. Go watch the trailer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I hadn't seen a thread about this already, so if there already is one... ^_^ Sorry.)

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The trailer was mildly amusing, but as usual with Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Scary Movie and Date Movie writers) it will be poor acting, poor humor and poor production values. All the funny bits will be in the trailer, there wont be anything fresh in the actual movie.

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Meh, got bored of these after scary movie 2...novelty kind of wore off on the next two.

 

 

 

it's blatantly just gonna be full of immature, bland, predictable jokes.

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Ive seen the tralier before i cant wait to see it, I ove scary movie so this will be excellent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • 3 weeks later...

Anyone seen it yet? Been slated by every critic and review ive read.

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MetaCritic - 1.8/10

 

 

 

Rotton Tomatoes - 0% critic, 21% users

 

 

 

IMDb - 3.2/10

 

 

 

IGN - 1.5 stars

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh dear... The only reason its #1 is because all the other movies have been out for weeks and are pretty crappy themselves.

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Anyone seen it yet? Been slated by every critic and review ive read.

 

 

 

saw it... it was horrible, i laughed so much at how bad it was... i laughed at the parts you wernt supposed to laugh at...

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MetaCritic - 1.8/10

 

 

 

Rotton Tomatoes - 0% critic, 21% users

 

 

 

IMDb - 3.2/10

 

 

 

IGN - 1.5 stars

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ouch, here are some others I saw on movies.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Orlando Sentinel - 1/5 stars

 

 

 

Sydney Morning Herald - 1.5/4 stars

 

 

 

TV Guide - So bad they didn't even rate i'm guessing because it says "n/a"

 

 

 

Seattle Post Intelligencer - .5/4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is it really that bad that you can't even give it 1 full star? I guess I have to see it for myself to see actually how bad it is...

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I knew it'd be awful. Did anybody notice that most movies that come out in Jan-Mar tend to be the reject movies that were predicted to be crapp? Anyway, getting back on topic, I saw the trailer, it just seems lame. A guy pretendign to be Superman getting shot in the eye, and whines like it hurts. Haha. A girl kicks a beaver. Double haha. A Paris Hilton joke. Triple haha! This stuff got old quick, it's hard to believe there was a day when Scary Movie was funny...oh well, I suppose that's what happens when you let a corporation turn something funny into a cashcow -.- ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Note: All "haha's" were pure sarcasm. That stuff wasn't funny.)

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I wonder why people are still going to see this crap though...
Because bad publicity is still publicity. When something is advertised like it has been ppl will think "might as well go and see how bad it actually is for myself" and go :(

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