InkofDeath Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 any1 see this: quote jagex(or postie pete or wise old mans jokes): Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." thats actually pretty funny, but pretty sad jagex knows about this-.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tskolar Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 words offline and me in the middle of a DK lair. Will be a nice, calm, peacefull login for me. Didnt even see the clock ( if there was one)Dont you people realize DO NOT do fight caves, DKing or KQing the day an update is supposed to come out thats 4/7 days... no way :P + that yeah :boohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dormado Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 interesting, thsi update shouild be a very giug one. Usually it updates about 30 secs for me, and now it's very slow... VERY slow! i had to wait about 5 minutes to upload, the config......... The clock is ticking, and your time is running out, mortals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 words offline and me in the middle of a DK lair. Will be a nice, calm, peacefull login for me. Didnt even see the clock ( if there was one)Dont you people realize DO NOT do fight caves, DKing or KQing the day an update is supposed to come out thats 4/7 days... no way :P + that yeah :boohoo:Updates are early in the day morons Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEvilGizm0 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 30 Agility required to use the course. Cant be good for people who are 49+ :| They finally got it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shendriks Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 or 63+ :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltje Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 A pretty good joke from Jagex themselfs in the postbag gallery thing: Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." Retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Wow ardy zoo had a graphic update Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sjakie_1_1_3 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 So far needed: 10 oak plans, 10 steel nails, 1 hammer, 1 spade, 1 clockwork 1 normal plank and 1 piece of silk. Skill N' Chill - The Hawt Fun Sexy and Cool Skilling Clan!Skill n' chill website: http://skillandchill.freeforums.org/index.php - Clanchat: Skill N C - IRC Chat: #skillnchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuBai Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Dude im the guy in the khazard next to the zoo keeper in that pic! also can you use that penguin thing anywhere? Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12pure34 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 stupid stupid stupid.. me.. I was supposed to get my membership back today, but I forgot to get me a card, so now I have to wait till I can do this update. I've always like penguins. I went to the zoo with my current ex and we enjoyed them so much! So I am just thrilled to actually BE a penguin! And the course has a 500xp per round. So that is a little lower then the wilderness course? Not good for 51+ I assume.. And I love the high *COUGH* construction requirement. Good thing I got it up to 51 :boohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwrm22 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 weird quest... clock work penguin ftw ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umega Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 30 Agility required to use the course. Cant be good for people who are 49+ :| Wow that's a waste of an agility update then, hardly anyone is going to use it. No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEvilGizm0 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 And the course has a 500xp per round. It might be for training 30 - 49 : They finally got it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unholy_John Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 words offline and me in the middle of a DK lair. Will be a nice, calm, peacefull login for me. Didnt even see the clock ( if there was one)Dont you people realize DO NOT do fight caves, DKing or KQing the day an update is supposed to come out thats 4/7 days... no way :P + that yeah :boohoo:Updates are early in the day morons Only in your timezone "Moron". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilev Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 30 Agility required to use the course. Cant be good for people who are 49+ :| Wow that's a waste of an agility update then, hardly anyone is going to use it. i was wanted an 80+ -.- dont want to waste my time unlocking an agili couce that is worthless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessy87 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 words offline and me in the middle of a DK lair. Will be a nice, calm, peacefull login for me. Didnt even see the clock ( if there was one)Dont you people realize DO NOT do fight caves, DKing or KQing the day an update is supposed to come out thats 4/7 days... no way :P + that yeah :boohoo:Updates are early in the day morons when?... ive been online when updates are on 3am-12pm my time... but time area to wait seeing how they dont always update on monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esper_Jones Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 30 Agility required to use the course. Cant be good for people who are 49+ :| Wow that's a waste of an agility update then, hardly anyone is going to use it. i was wanted an 80+ -.- dont want to waste my time unlocking an agili couce that is worthless... Yes, because you're not using a level 48 course to train, right? We'll see if this one is better. Jack of all trades, master of thieving. 259th to 99 thieving. All stats 75+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drgnslyer_15 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 that new course looks a tad long or is it just me? RSN: drgnslyer15 15 skills 90+ - 10 skills 99 - 200m+ total exp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuBai Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 killed 2, drops are big bones only from those two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon312 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 ownz. that reward is uber awesome+lame for pking if you can actually use it in the wildy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuBai Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 ownz. that reward is uber awesome+lame for pking if you can actually use it in the wildy can only use penguin suit in ardy zoo, lumby sheep pen and the ice berg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freesia Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 How do i make the suit? :( Do i make it in my house? Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sessie Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Imo, the course isnt better than ape atol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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