February 16, 200719 yr If any of you have seen the commercials for some beer (not sure which), it features a few "manly" men sitting around a table, making up "manlaws". A "manlaw" is something all men follow, which could be anything form following the local shotgun rule to being able to take the last drink, or last buffalo wing, but not both. What are some Runescape manlaws, that everyone should follow? Runelaw:If someone is mining a greater or equal to mithril ore for more than 30seconds, and you come by and get the same one in 2 seconds, you wait 12 seconds incase they say something rude before you say sorry. If they do infact say something rude, you have rights to brag about your dominating mining level, with a limit of 3 lines of text. Runelaw? Quality posting at its finest.
February 16, 200719 yr Runelaw: Unless you actually feel offended by abusive language you should not report anyone. 21 lag piles, 4 Pjs, 2 Party hat kills, 67 newbs teached.
February 16, 200719 yr Author Runelaw:If someone dies,via NPC, they have 10 minutes to pm you asking for there stuff back, in which case you will give back half based on street price. Quality posting at its finest.
February 16, 200719 yr If you are barrowsing and go into a crypt where someone is killing one of the brothers, you must move out of the way if youy brother spawns on either them or their brother. Simple Barrows etiquette.
February 16, 200719 yr runelaw: if you do a price check on party hats you must be buying or selling Established Shark Fisher 2/19/07!
February 16, 200719 yr Always keep your private chat on and be ready to respond if you make a buying/selling thread in a forum. Lastfm
February 16, 200719 yr Always keep your private chat on and be ready to respond if you make a buying/selling thread in a forum. OFF TOPIC: amen to that. once i was buying yews and i pmed the guy saying i was buying. didn't get a response for 10 mins. RUNELAW: in order to report a macroer, first ask them 3-4 times in public chat over the course of around 30 seconds, then do the same for private chat. if they have it on you will know they can hear you by the message *so and so has logged in*. then finally, tell them they can be reported for macroing if they don't respond.
February 16, 200719 yr I think every single one of you missed the concept except the original author of the thread.
February 16, 200719 yr Runelaw: Buyers/sellers have a right to deny "lookers" who want to see the offer just because its big (example: asking someone to "show" the 200m they're offering for an item) [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
February 16, 200719 yr runelaw:you can't call someone a noob because they aren't selling for the price you want oh and warren211 that's the best one i've seen in a while =D> Account created on Weds, December 21st, 200599 cooking on December 12th, 2010. 99 Agility on September 30th, 2011. 99 Fletching on August 17th, 2012. 99 Prayer on March 22nd, 2016. 99 Farming on April 4th, 2016.
February 17, 200719 yr You want to make a manlaw? How about a mandate!?! In order to proceed, we will have a manvote! I skill. If you skill you should join.
February 17, 200719 yr runelaw: dont mine other people's rocks, take monster spawns they were using or use a cannon in a crowded multicombat training spot. btw, heres the commercial on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU0tGUyoFTo
February 17, 200719 yr Runelaw: Don't trade someone buying something you don't have. It's just annoying.
February 17, 200719 yr This seems like a long rant and everyone that dislikes something about this game will post here. I will not post one of my own laws since I just deal with it, that is the human nature to get everything and everything their own special way. We all want something and our needs are never satisfied. ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s called scarcity. I see a lot of discomfort but this is RuneScape and I doubt any will abide by such laws. They seem legit but to change in such a manner is somewhat childish. You can not expect people to abide by your rules since it might seem unfair to the person following your commands. You are thousands of miles away and the other person might be doing whatever he or she pleases without any consent of the other person, that is life. Life is sink or swim. Which do you chose? To forever slip against the current or just stay where you are, slowly sinking?
February 17, 200719 yr Don't steal other peoples firemaking spot -.- Come to #tip-it on Swift IRC, if you're cool
February 17, 200719 yr don't release mummies when someone else is plundering at pp Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it
February 17, 200719 yr This seems like a long rant and everyone that dislikes something about this game will post here. I will not post one of my own laws since I just deal with it, that is the human nature to get everything and everything their own special way. We all want something and our needs are never satisfied. ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s called scarcity. I see a lot of discomfort but this is RuneScape and I doubt any will abide by such laws. They seem legit but to change in such a manner is somewhat childish. You can not expect people to abide by your rules since it might seem unfair to the person following your commands. You are thousands of miles away and the other person might be doing whatever he or she pleases without any consent of the other person, that is life. Life is sink or swim. Which do you chose? To forever slip against the current or just stay where you are, slowly sinking? Um... Dude, I believe you have truly and utterly missed the point of this thread. You've successfully gone on a quite long and wise rant, but one which bares no relation to this thread. :thumbsup: This is a thread for making mock laws in the style of the manlaw commercials. We're not imposing our will on innocent bystanders and harassing them until they follow us. On Topic: Runelaw: Don't walk up to a fishing place and start shouting, "FIRE NOW Pl0xz!!!" If you want a fire that bad, get yourself an axe and tinderbox and make one.
February 17, 200719 yr If you recently reported someone, you should tell them before and after. I don't hink yo uare suppose to say reported after you do it, warn them is ok. Runelaw: Don't steal other people's arrows when they are training range Proud member of the Crimson Raiders1000 total lvl achieved on 4-17-07 -F2P
February 17, 200719 yr if ur gonna advertise a price on world 1 or watever, be ready to PAY/SELL AT that price
February 17, 200719 yr Runelaw: If you lose a rock to someone with a higher mining level, you CAN'T COMPLAIN. Just live with it. The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132.
March 8, 200719 yr runelaw: if you do a price check on party hats you must be buying or selling When I saw that one I found this: Runelaw: If you go to Varrock west bank in world 1, you must try to sell/buy something. Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak
March 8, 200719 yr Runelaw: You must read the knowledge base before annoying someone to death with your lack of knowledge. [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide]
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