silver_wits Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 I ask for the cheese.. fluffy gives it to me because of how gross it is.. while giving it to me.. I decide I don't want it anymore.. and I don't collect it.. the cheese accidently falls into the sewer.... we both look at each other and... buy a new cheese! \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 But... since I paid for it, I took it. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Pulls out my handy dandy Flux Rifle, from R&C and snipes you. Takes cheese and puts in down pants. :twss: #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I find my seductive neighbor and she somehow retrieves the cheese from your pants and brings it to me. (I don't know the details, and I don't want to know them.) /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 the good thing is that neighbour is not me! :thumbsup: #-o I make up an awesome story about how fluff puff's sexy male neighbour retrieves the cheese like a golden retriever.. and she feels like puking and gives me the cheese to hold while she goes about her business.... I then run away with the cheese. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 The only problem is that the whole puking incident is not true, I know already that I have no sexy neighbors, male or female. While wits thinks she has finally outdone me, I continue to act sick. When wits is out of sight, I go get some ice cream. Then... I hop a plane to Toronto and stalk wits in the library. I peer around the corner into the adult magazine section and wits is there, as expected, viewing a magazine. I tell her "You can't outsmart me" in a very creepy and quiet voice. She laughs and thinks she's hearing things. I then creep around the other side of the shelf and end up behind her. I tap her shoulder and cover her mouth and say "I've got you now!" I then grab the cheese and run away giggling. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 fortunately that wasn't me in the adult mag section... I'm in the fantasy/horror section, and adult books section, and kids section [to get books not get picked up!] so... i laugh at some random stranger as fluffy takes away his dirty yellow hat... however a librarian notices me laughing and confisticates the cheese... ITS ALL YOUR FAULT FLUFF PUFF!!!!!!!!!1 *plots how to take back the cheese* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 'Ms. Librarian lady, can I have my cheese back pleaseeee?" "Why? You can always get some more; besides, this is moldy cheese." "You know what? People like you astonish me. I've had that cheese since I was three years old. It was like my blankie, my binky, my stuffed animal of sorts. Cheesie has been there for me for all these years. I really don't appreciate you trying to make Cheesie seem like "just cheese". Puhhhleaze. This is not just cheese. It's my best friend. So, may I have my cheese back now?" "...uhh, sure, here" *runs over to wittyface* "HA! WHO'S WITTY NOW!" *kicks wittyface's shin and runs for the hills* /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 unfortunately fluff puff accidently drops the cheese when she runs to the hills... so... wittyface takes the cheese and goes home. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 O, u liek ur new nameh? Ahaha Anyway... I PM wittyface until she loses her romantic PMs with some person called fingers and she FREAKS OUT. I then sneak into her house and take the cheese while she cries her eyes out. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 one of my eyeballs get lodged into the cheese... fluff puff screams when she sees it... and throws the cheese as far as she can away from her. I so happen to catch it! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 But I jump up like they do in basketball and catch the cheese before you. Then I run away very very quickly. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 But you fall into the dame trap as the fellow in your avatar. I then open the box and torture you using various methods, of which I shall not go into detail, to get the cheese off you. I then spray paint, "Doomy rulz" on it, just for the lulz. Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 While you were enjoying yourself spraying that, I sneak behind you and take the cheese. I run to my house and arm myself with a sniper rifle leaning on my window awaiting whoever wants this cheese. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wa5t3dy0u7h Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 *takes out knife* sneaks the door open behind the sniper lookin through the scope *stabs* sorry buddy nothin personal.. just business.. *runs to a cave and puts on his personal iron man suit* NEXT? World 46 Regular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 *uses a flamegun on wa5t3dy0u7h until he decides to remove the suit.* :twisted: I then grab the cheese.. which, miraculously is not melted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I scream at you, you shudder in fear and drop the cheese, I take it. My throat hurts. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I point behind you... you see your brother.. since you can't scream anymore... you faint from horror... I take the cheese and thank danno for dressing up as strawberry shortcut. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammartin Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 You faint from the sight of my sig and i take the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 But you trip over and crack you head open on a stray spoon. I run away with the cheese and hide where no-one will find me :thumbup: # pwnt :XD: 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugtheorc Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 renames myself no-one through the court of law and find you, stomping you to a fine paste and stealing the cheese puts the pie into my collection of holy cheese simulated fakes in a random spot, memorizes the position, then goes about my business It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_arty Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I jump on your holographic cheeses until i find the real one, then launch a H-bomb at you. I split the atoms in the cheese and fire all the miniscule particles onto the zybez forums, where the sun doth not shine. [hide=My Dragcave stuff][/hide]Or maybe I don't have a rod lodged firmly in my anus.;)They're very scared of mickey mouse though. He's so stealthy, disneyland never saw him coming.If you were inquisitive enough to see what this actually said, put it in your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 The good thing, is that I stumble upon the cheese, which has miraculously become whole again after being in the dark since last year.... :ohnoes: I take the cheese and hide it under my bed. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I see the dust on the ground where the cheese once was, and your footprints leading away from it. I follow them and find your bed, which I loot and then I escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 unfortunately, when escaping, you fall into a hole I dug... :ohnoes: I stand next to the hole and poke you with a pitchfork until you give me the cheese back..... :twisted: #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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