Golvellius

you obviously want to dismay the claw owners into believing your testimony, but it won't work! claws minimal damage is 1 (2 splashes with a 1 and 0) and the maximum damage is anything thats your highest hit with claws and half of that with two 25% of your highest hit which makes 4 splashes. Dismay? I call it helping out those who don't have a clue. I mean Jagex even threw out a bone on this one with the starting price. Obviously they just made it for completeness, not that it was unique or anything. As for facts, minimum damage is 0. I mean if they spec you and you still have 99 hps what else could it be? Alot of the owners of this junk are 130+, so they have 99 attack and more than likely pot. I don't pot in cw so take it for what it is, and that is a weapon for spec'ing the defenseless. Of course be my guest if you want to break your bank to buy one that is no more effective than a 45K dagger that poisons and only needs one hand. I mean Runescape players are into fads and always overlook quality. They cry about the dragonplate stats yet junk and bh trade for a 3rd age plate that has worse stats. Anyhow, its all good for Jagex seeing how they run things over the past year.

Don't worry they will never be nerfed seeing how they are JUNK. So many people in castle wars come up to me with claws and try the spec. All I see most of the time are 4 0s rofl... Never been hit for more than a 30 maybe it only works experiments, rock crabs, and noobs.

Glad to see some of the idiots that abused this lose their shirt on it the next day. I would really like to see jagex ban everybody who abused to it and admitted on the official forums and here since they seem to peruse this forum too. (hint: cryptic tipit staff names of gnome tour's pest control players). But, jagex obviously isn't capable of that. They aren't capable of much these days now...

Never got into dragon armour until the Full Helm. However, I got a plate on drops and I'm keeping it along with helm. The look is too nice and is competitive stat wise with 3rd AGE which is currently priced way above acceptable in the GE and possessed by only RWTers. Not sure it is a failure at least looking at it. One of the few quality updates in a year defined by garbage like HD and summoning...

My prediction: Tool only lasts 10 uses. It will take on average more than one game to get a tool. Nerf all the way! :wall: Afterall, Jagex already met its quota of 1 meaningful update a year with the last quest.

I think everests push the limits of whats know to be possible, not the limits of time. Getting X billion xp total or in a small time period isn't interesting or an everest in my book. I think soloing the corporeal beast would be a good one. I've always been interested in groundbreaking max hits. They tend to be as controversial as mesmorizing. Hehe. Of course, ruby bolts on steel trashcans kinda ruined it all...

Wait. You do realize you can't sell any of the DPlate pieces on the GE for even lowest. Jagex didn't nerf it because people complained. They nerfed it because there were too many coming into the game. You do realize that you can't sell a spectral shield at min. Is that because there are too many coming into the game? The reason you can't sell is that same idiots who were making a killing on dropping pieces ran around in this forums, other fansites, and the official forums proclaiming they are too easy to get. So, the lightbulb in quite a few of the money grubbers goes on and they go "OH %*&@!" and plunk all their horded pieces in the GE at once. And of course, thanks to Jagex's lovely price control system (err trade system..rofl), the price won't drop fast enough or not any at all to keep them selling. And thus the market is frozen and if you check the official forums you will see all this "OMFG DPLATE can't SELL!" crap. Finally, another fine update is terded up because you know Jagex won't do an extra inch of work unless somebody moans. You'd have Summoning version one if people hadn't cried and you know it to. ;) The dragon plate doesn't need to be rare, doesn't need to be 30 mil, it needs to be enjoyed. Afterall, updates are meant to be enjoyed not horded up.

Plates are falling in price Jesus Christ! I lost everything when I invested everything in screwing other people. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Somebody cries and Jagex nerfs it all to hell. Imagine that. :roll: Let me start crying. My agility is useless!!!!!!!! Just get a terrorbird and you can run around forever. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Nerf that to hell please. :pray:

130 is too high, last time I checked (5 years ago, so don't quote me) the average IQ in the US was 92, I consider myself a relatively intelligent person and mine is barely above 130 (in a Government approved test) I thought the scale was always normalized to where the average IQ is 100. Anyways, IQ tests are notoriously inaccurate and subjective anyhow. Its hard to condense all the aspects of a person's intelligence into a standard test. Some smart people score bad because they lack motivation.

Boring. A couple of tasklists with marginal sounding rewards (Can you make the price of maples get any lower? :roll: ). French server??? (I think they all play Dofus or some other homegrown game, not runescape.) Well, at least it appears that they will try to fix this new minigame of the bugs before dumping it on us like "Failing Creation". Well, on second thought who am I kidding they probably won't lol! Its almost guaranteed that it will have the usual assortment of bugs like it won't start, you get kicked in the middle of it, messed up graphics, and broken rewards.

I looked on the website, its not there. However, sailing doesn't sound bad. Could be like navigating, dealing with wind and storms, and fighting off sea monsters. Can't be any worse than summoning. (crosses fingers) I'd prefer archeology myself though.

You have to seriously be clueless to find this in the least bit surprising. Jagex bans you for tons of trivial things that can be considered asking for personal details. Hell they ban you for joking about cheating in the game. And its suprising that they ban you for bragging about commiting crimes in real life?! :wall: I certainly won't hesistate to report you and I don't have a silver crown next to my name. Hell I've already reported a few people for letting me know they smoke pot. Haven't seen them around anymore too. :P

You are useless. Unicorns heal 21 hp/minute for an expense that, as I have said many times previously, is negligible. They last longer than bunyips. They provide enough healing to stay basically anywhere except high-damage GWDs as long as you have pouches. Each dose of potion restores 15 special move points, meaning you can pay 1k (the price of a potion) to get 42 hitpoints worth of healing. Not to mention the generous natural regeneration of points. Guthans slows you down considerably, and no food heals 42 hitpoints/space. You don't seem to have read the first post either. SUMMONING POTIONS RESTORE SPECIAL MOVE ENERGY ALLOWING YOU TO USE SCROLLS MORE FREQUENTLY. The potions restore 15 points each, meaning 4 doses gives you enough to cast the special 3 times - but you don't need to sip very frequently because of the natural regeneration. You can use guthans if you want but it is unreliable and slows you down because the spear sucks. The saradomin godsword is useful but it heals about as much hp/minute as a bunyip... it's nice but not enough if you are doing something where you take a lot of damage. Just because you don't use the unicorn everywhere it is useful does not mean it is useless. The restoration is 15. 4 doses (a cost of 1k) will give you 3 specials (a cost of 750 gp), creating a cost of 583 per scroll IF SPECIAL MOVE DID NOT RECHARGE ON ITS OWN. However, it does so the cost is much less (at mithril dragons I use about a dose of summoning potion every 7 minutes, meaning I need to drink a dose of potion for about one in every 11 specials). This means in reality each scroll costs about 275 gp to use at mithril dragons. However, mithril dragons are a much higher damage area than most places. On an average slayer task, no summoning potions are needed whatsoever. Anyone who says guthans is better than a unicorn is saying that something that is slow and unreliable and not usable in many situations is superior to something that takes no effort or time to use and can be used basically anywhere. The "too expensive" argument is completely invalid as well. In a summer of camping godwars dungeon and slayer I used about 5k scrolls, for a grand cost of less than 800k. I made hundreds of millions. I could make that 800k in less than 2 hours of runecrafting astrals (someone with 44 runecrafting could make it in under 4 hours doing nature runes) and it definitely saved me many many more hours than that. Combat for you must be an adventure in reptitive clicking and watching your guy stand around like a dullard in confusion. Monster hits you. You scream "Time out! I have to drink my summoning pot a couple of times then click over on my summoning tab and then click the special". Then 5 seconds later the pony makes sparkles and you go "okay ready". Just chug sara brews if you like to waste all your combat rounds sipping pots and fiddling with summons for practically nothing. TIP: SGS + guthans is for the pros, ponies are for the weak.

Well, if an update is bugged what do you do? Well, I would fix the bugs. Jagex, well... they just going to nerf it all to hell and think its job well done. Can't be bothered to fix the tool animation and inconsistent xp rewards. Can't be bothered to balance the game point system. But hell yea if we can make everything degrade faster and take your points away. Sloppy and pathetic minigame....

I just know Laikrob. I have never said more than a sentence or two to anybody else here now. I knew more of the people that left, like oddfaery2.

Summoning potions are useless. They were made obselete when failure version #1 of summoning turned into failure version #2. Unicorns have very limited uses. It can only heal you 13 or 14 and the bar runs out after like 3 or 4 clicks and you can't take it to the fight caves. Food and guthans is preferable to it.

10k strengh xp and the ability to realize that Jagex never rewards high levels

So anybody with a hobby and displays it is a "nutjob" too. Amirite? If your obessed with something, then your a nutjob. Nutjob, being colloquial way of saying it of course. Perhaps, I could say that you are maligned or use medical terms like obessive complusive disorder. Finally, if you weren't obessed about say star trek, then why would you feel the need to dress like a character in it? Hell, I've seen women dress up like bondage fairies at comic shows. Tell me again that there ain't something wrong with them.

My as well advertise it on Runescape. Its better than any of the crap they are putting out this year on Runescape. Seems like all of Jagex's finest talent is on Funorb or working on that new game.

What does that have to do with runescape? Thats a good song \ , haven't heard it since I was a kid, so why post it?

If your a nutjob, then dressing up like comic books or star trek or anything with blue hair and plastic clothes seems cool. People with obessions like this ruin things (like comic conventions...).

Supply got too big and they were no longer viable for junk trading and RWTing. Eventually, spririt shields and 3rd age will too. They should have added 3rd age along with spirit shields to PVP drops like the DFH. Anything in short supply with decent demand in the game is being abused horriblely.

No you'll be another ruined pure.

Its almost like I am pyschic.

Remember when summoning failure version #1 came out and they posted it was bug that charms were only being dropped preferentially by only a few creatures. Then they had an update where slayer monsters started dropping charms and then they changed it back the next day saying "They couldn't fix it without creating a new bug and it wasn't their policy to replace one bug with a new bug". Of course summoning failure version #2 had a patched up charm drops on slayer monsters, but they never really fixed the 1st bug cause there are still only a few monsters that drop charms at a good rate and said nothing about it from there on. So now everybody is stuck camping on waterfiends or rock lobsters. Based on that history, I doubt they will ever fix this.