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i read the new behind the scenes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i was like wow this is pretty freaking stupid..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and then it said

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After the quest you'll even be able to use the laser on your own cabbage patches, so that your cabbages grow into big cabbages which will heal 2 hitpoints! (If you do the maths you'll find that's twice as many hitpoints as an ordinary cabbage heals.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i couldnt belive that.. i was so mad.. i was like curse you jagex!!!! 2 hp wow!!!! omfg!!!!

 

 

 

i actually belived they were coming out with cabbages that healed 2 hp

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i kept reading

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and it still kept being about stuff having to do with cabbage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it said cabbage armor (i diddnt read the requirments so i thought it was real) then i saw cabbage runes.. i was like WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO YOU JAGEX

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i thought..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait a second.. someone freaking hacked into jagex!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i looked and it said in april 31s we will turn you all into cabbage

 

 

 

then i thought wow.. jagex DEFINATLEY got hacked.. then i read the whole thing. and i was like wow... yeah jagex got hacked.... then i looked at the date.. and i was like wait.. its april fools day.. god dangit... then i stared at the ground for about 45 seconds then i kept laughing hella hard at how stupid i am and at how long i thought it was real lmao

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jagex cracks me up sometimes.. thats not the only time they made me laugh hella hard...

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Just read it haha, awesome work. Cabbage Armour, with the lvl 3 def and lvl 5 cooking req's, they appoligised to all those non-cooking pures. Can't wait to be turned into a cabbage!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, read it everyone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: yes, i realised it was an april fools joke :wall:

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Just read it haha, awesome work. Cabbage Armour, with teh lvl 3 def and lvl 5 cooking req's, they appoligised to all those non-cooking pures. Can't wait to be turned into a cabbage!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, read it everyone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ever heard of April fools? rants maybe and you take things waaaay too seriously dude

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ever heard of April fools? rants maybe and you take things waaaay too seriously dude

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you actually read all of what they typed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I admit to being fooled too.....right up until the cabbage rune part. Then I laughed at myself, and then started crying because I made the connection that cabbage armor was in fact NOT coming out.

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what da... cabbage??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dang 1 april... :wall: i want cabbage armour! rune cabbage! CABBAGE RUNES!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why is this a 1 april joke :( this woulds be kewl :P nif nif.. i smell the ooc :wink:

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Awww... Jagex would have finally made a good update... Either way, I hope the easter special will be as well, special, as this would be. I mean, how can you live without Kah-Bah-Gee?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What would be even more funny, would be that they actually released all those updates :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noticed your post count on this haxed day on Tip.it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All those cabbage things would own, too bad it's only a joke. :(

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I knew it was a joke the second I read 'Cabbage laser thingy'. Leetness. It would be AWESOME if they actually brought those updates out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GJ Jagex. <3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, no one is going to know the actual updates this month, meaning it's all surprises! :thumbsup:

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Lol, I admit it, I was fooled until near the end, when suddenly I remembered what day it was, and the fact the Jagex rarely ever makes updates on SUNDAYS! Then I thought about Dragon Plates and Horses, and it all started coming back...

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Lol I totally forgot it was april foold day. Good one Jagex! Now watch, when you admit the prank, the same people who ranted about the update itself are gonna complain that they were looking foreward to it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was personally looking foreward to the cabbage censor ::'

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At first I thought they were really going to do it. But what told me it was a joke was:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- "Behind the Scenes - April 1st" (they NEVER put the date for BTS. Normally it would be just April)

 

 

 

- April 31 does not exist

 

 

 

- 2014 is way to long to wait for a cabbage rune

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although I will admit the cabbage armor, share cabbage spell, locate cabbage spell and cabbage npc's would be a nice addition to the game. Could care less about the rest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~sigh~

 

 

 

looks like if I want any fun with cabbages I'll have to make coleslaw.

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