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"A big mac sprayed with potassium cyanide please"

 

 

 

The place where I live have abolished capital punishment long ago. Anyway, just a questionnaire

 

 

 

I don't like being executed, yes, nobody hates to die in this place

 

 

 

Firing squad? NONONONO - a bullet blasting your brain is never fun

 

 

 

Hanging - I just hope I won't pull my head off

 

 

 

Lethal injection - they uses poison as well (KCl + 2 medicines to stop heart beat and a pain reducing agent, if I'm right) but that poison is prone to failure, causing AGONIZING DEATH

 

 

 

Electrocuting? well, if you want to try it, do it now! A static electrical discharge isn't funny and hurts, now consider being killed by currents flowing through your body

 

 

 

The perfect one should be placing RDX blocks around your head, and detonate them. It is horrible, but painless, as your brain is destroyed once the charge sets off

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btw.. i think you can't just have anything for your last meal. I think it's only up to 25$ worth or something.

 

 

 

In the US, you can. A single execution can cost up to $300,000 including legal costs & representation, killing agent such as injection, last meals, etc...

 

 

 

Anything you order isn't going to cost over $200 tops anyways, the guy is about to die... Yes they will grant anything.

 

 

 

Of course they'd deny stuff like 800g of Japanese Kobe steak (like mentioned on page 1) which would cost like $1k, they'd just urge you to have a normal $20 steak.

 

 

 

I find it kind of sympathetic, that one guy on the list... He only asked for an apple :(

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We - that is, myself and my drunk at the time uni buddies - called it The Annihilator.

 

 

 

It is created in this way:

 

 

 

1. Take a block of salted butter.

 

2. Wrap it in bacon.

 

3. Deep fry it.

 

4. Put it on a pork chop.

 

5. Put a fried egg on top.

 

6. Put it inside a shell of pork crackling.

 

7. Cover this in chocolate sauce.

 

8. Deep fry it.

 

9. Salt liberally.

 

10. Put this in a bed of meringue.

 

11. Pour six melted cheeses of your choice over the top.

 

12. Deep fry it.

 

13. Death.

 

 

 

I know you're going to think im weird, but im actually drooling. I think ill take out the egg, and make one tonight.(dont have any eggs in the house)

 

Just paid my insurance , so im set.!

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Honestly..I would be freaking out if I knew I was going to be executed the next day. I would have no appetite at all..but for the sake of the topic I would have to say:

 

 

 

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a peach, strawberries,blueberries,rasberries,some Dr. Pepper and a big juicy steak :P

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In an Ali G episode he asks whether you could cheat the system by asking for an all-you-can-eat buffet. Then you could keep eating and never get executed. :P

 

 

 

My ideal meal would be:

 

Appetizer - Soft shell Taco from Taco Bell (with a dark German beer)

 

Entree - Fresh Italian pasta alla carbonara and Bruschetta (with a fine white wine)

 

Dessert - Hash Brownies (with a diet coke)

 

 

 

And mad munchies... :)

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WOW, a lotta peopel wanted fried chicken. I'm with them.

 

 

 

Here's my last meal:

 

 

 

1.) Some KFC hot wings covered in Trappey's Red Devil Hot Sauce

 

2.) 2 extra-long coneys from Sonic's

 

3.) 2 chicken-and-cheese quesadilla's from Taco Bell

 

4.) Dr. Pepper, a big bottle, like a liter

 

 

 

 

 

This is my dream meal. I can't eat it becaus eI gotta stay healthy for sports, but man, it's good to dream. <3:

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An omelet made out of the rarest Ostrich egg and while they are looking for the egg I'd dig myself to safety

 

 

 

That or a dodo bird cooked rare

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An omelet made out of the rarest Ostrich egg and while they are looking for the egg I'd dig myself to safety.

 

 

 

That made me laugh out loud.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But still, easily the most depressing topic ever on this forum.

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I feel sorry for those ordering McDonalds and KFC.

 

Why? Because they think it tastes better than some high-priced, gourmet steak and vintage 200-year old wine? Indeed.

 

 

 

I would totally order human liver. See what I get :twisted:

 

 

 

but seriously, I'd probably order:

 

1. a plate of clams

 

2. plenty of A&W rootbeer

 

3. borscht

 

4. Simply out of curiosity- a dog steak. I've always wondered what that tastes like

 

5. 2 4-cheese pizza hot pockets =P~

 

6. a plate of freshly baked from scratch brownies. deeeelicious.

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