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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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You know what? To hell with confidence. Our new best advice is henceforth:

 

 

 

How you doin'?

 

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Yeah but once the person who takes that advice nervously stutters that rehearsed line out he'll be screwed for the entire conversation, since he has no confidence. All in favour of keeping confidence as the main advice?

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I say we have both. In other words: A confident "How you doin'?"

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I say we have both. In other words: A confident "How you doin'?"

 

 

 

I believe that only works if you're Joey Tribiani?

 

 

 

Lets try a Chandler.

 

 

 

A-gooble?Goodle-de hoop?

 

 

 

All smooth like.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Heres my problem.

 

 

 

I really wanna kiss my girlfriend (cheesy eh?) but i dont know if shes ready... can anyone tell me signs that can signal it? we've bbeen going out for a week XD

 

 

 

heres what she put about me on her website.

 

 

 

JAMES-

 

where to start?ILOVEYOUOHSOSOMUCH! your personality is probably my favorite part,your caring,loving,trustworthy,funny,helpful,and just phenomenal. your the one to come to for a smile every now and then. when im w/you its as if my world is perfect, which really w/you it is. your amazing and you really do make my worst days turn out to be one of the best. when i talk w/ you i feel like theres everything in the world to talk about,its as if our talks are never ending. your so sooo random but its your randomness that makes me laugh. practically james your a great guy and i hope alot of people get to meet you. your outstanding(:

 

i love you<3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HELP.

(bleep) All haters I see, Cause I hate that you breath, I see you duck you little punk you lil freakin disease.

Heres my problem.

 

 

 

I really wanna kiss my girlfriend (cheesy eh?) but i dont know if shes ready... can anyone tell me signs that can signal it? we've bbeen going out for a week XD

 

 

 

heres what she put about me on her website.

 

 

 

JAMES-

 

where to start?ILOVEYOUOHSOSOMUCH! your personality is probably my favorite part,your caring,loving,trustworthy,funny,helpful,and just phenomenal. your the one to come to for a smile every now and then. when im w/you its as if my world is perfect, which really w/you it is. your amazing and you really do make my worst days turn out to be one of the best. when i talk w/ you i feel like theres everything in the world to talk about,its as if our talks are never ending. your so sooo random but its your randomness that makes me laugh. practically james your a great guy and i hope alot of people get to meet you. your outstanding(:

 

i love you<3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HELP.

 

 

 

Just got for it man. I kissed my latest gf before we even started dating. The first kiss is always special and I remember back when it was something you waited for, but as I've gotten a little older I've found it's not so special that you should worry over when it's the right time or how long to wait.

Chances are if she says she loves you, she's fine with kissing you. Make lots of eye contact so you'll have more room for opportunity. When the moment feels right, move your face close to her's and if she doesn't have an uncomfortable expression on her face then you're in the clear. There's honestly nothing to it.

Heres my problem.

 

 

 

I really wanna kiss my girlfriend (cheesy eh?) but i dont know if shes ready... can anyone tell me signs that can signal it? we've bbeen going out for a week XD

 

 

 

heres what she put about me on her website.

 

 

 

JAMES-

 

where to start?ILOVEYOUOHSOSOMUCH! your personality is probably my favorite part,your caring,loving,trustworthy,funny,helpful,and just phenomenal. your the one to come to for a smile every now and then. when im w/you its as if my world is perfect, which really w/you it is. your amazing and you really do make my worst days turn out to be one of the best. when i talk w/ you i feel like theres everything in the world to talk about,its as if our talks are never ending. your so sooo random but its your randomness that makes me laugh. practically james your a great guy and i hope alot of people get to meet you. your outstanding(:

 

i love you<3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HELP.

 

Do a barrel roll

 

Go for it, if she's not ready it doesn't matter. Just wait until she's ready and plant a wet one :D. CONFIDENCE!

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I say we have both. In other words: A confident "How you doin'?"

 

Hey Laura...

 

How you doin'? <3:

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I'm placed in the friend zone immediately. Everytime. And it sucks.

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
I'm placed in the friend zone immediately. Everytime. And it sucks.

 

 

 

Just say you're a loner. Chicks dig loners.

I just got back from a school dance, and it was alright. It was off to a slow start for me because for some reason I didn't really feel like asking chicks to dance. I have a few questions regarding mixed messages. I asked a chick to dance, and she said something about having to leave to make a phone call and that she would be right back. She pulled that on my friend and she hooked up with him later strangely enough. Later, I found out that she actually did have to make a phone call. What the hell was that supposed to mean, rejection, or a genuine phone call?

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I'm placed in the friend zone immediately. Everytime. And it sucks.

 

 

 

You're probably too nice.

Nervousness can work if you do it right,apparently.Make it look like you've been building up confidence to talk to her.Since for those lacking in confidence this is already true,you don't have to lie!

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

It can sometimes work well if you show intrest in her, then ignore/avoid her for a while. Sounds bad, but it gets her curious as to why lol.

I'm placed in the friend zone immediately. Everytime. And it sucks.

 

 

 

You're probably too nice.

 

I've been told so, but I can't be a mean person unless I have a genuine reason to.

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
I'm placed in the friend zone immediately. Everytime. And it sucks.

 

 

 

You're probably too nice.

 

I've been told so, but I can't be a mean person unless I have a genuine reason to.

 

Try and "act nasty". I don't mean try and be a stud around girls, but make witty friendly 'insults', if that makes any sense whatsoever. Always worked for me when I was trying to get a reaction out of someone. Usually that reaction was a smile.

 

 

 

Most people like laughing at themselves.

I suppose I worded that wrong. When I said I won't be mean to someone without reason, I meant I wouldn't be seriously mean. I do however have no problem with friendly teasing/insulting.

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."

It sounds like you do.

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Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

Thanks for the advice Reb, ever helpful as always.

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
I'm placed in the friend zone immediately. Everytime. And it sucks.

 

 

 

You're probably too nice.

 

I've been told so, but I can't be a mean person unless I have a genuine reason to.

 

 

 

Get a couple seasons of House and watch that for a couple of days straight. And poof! No more niceness.

Huh. Never let a girl know that you really only began talking to her because you found her attractive.

 

 

 

The truth hurts like a slap :/

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Huh. Never let a girl know that you really only began talking to her because you found her attractive.

 

 

 

The truth hurts like a slap :/

 

That's a problem socially awkard people tend to have. Because they don't talk to people all the time, when they do talk to someone there appears to be an agenda behind the move. Really, the only way to solve this is to just talk to people more. The more you do the less any conversation stands out, and, as a result, the more relaxed a girl will be if and when you approach her.

 

 

 

This applies more for high school, where everyone kind of knows each other. Going to uni it doesn't help quite as much, but at parties it is a noticeable fact of life; if you don't talk to anyone at all and then see a hot chick and make a move and your first conversation of the night, it may not end well if your social awkwardness is at least partially noticeable.

 

 

 

Just learn to chill and have fun with people. The girlfriends stuff comes naturally from that.

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Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

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