February 6, 201016 yr I'm really glad I took Lent's advice and learned boner control. Saved my [wagon] today. Say what?Did I miss something? I'd like to hear this piece of advice... if she moves, boner?
February 6, 201016 yr I'd like to hear this piece of advice...So would I. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!
February 6, 201016 yr Turns out the guy my ex was sleeping with had erectile dysfuntion. I lol'd. Then I felt better about myself. ...as long as we're on the subject I thought I'd contribute :lol: Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 6, 201016 yr So, what do you do if you want to ask for advice, but your girlfriend has made a Tip.it account? (I don't currently need any, but I figure this'd be a good thing to know in advance.) The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
February 6, 201016 yr Make another account...? [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
February 6, 201016 yr So, what do you do if you want to ask for advice, but your girlfriend has made a Tip.it account? (I don't currently need any, but I figure this'd be a good thing to know in advance.)private messages are your friend.
February 7, 201016 yr Make another account...?Chances are she'll be smart enough to realise that it's him. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!
February 7, 201016 yr So, what do you do if you want to ask for advice, but your girlfriend has made a Tip.it account? (I don't currently need any, but I figure this'd be a good thing to know in advance.) If your girlfriend makes a TIF account, you should consider suicide. In reality yes, make a new account, or just PM one of the known gurus. But if my girlfriend ever made a TIF account, I'd break up with her immidiatly for personal space invasion. TIF is my sanctum. No one from my life can ever enter. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 7, 201016 yr You're kidding, right? And how would you're girlfriend know TIF exists, let alone you have an account?
February 7, 201016 yr I think it'll be pretty neat... But then again, I'm probably the only one that views TIF as partially good. :razz: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
February 7, 201016 yr You're kidding, right? And how would you're girlfriend know TIF exists, let alone you have an account?I'm utterly serious. She knows about it because I was silly enough to tell her. I don't mind too much, though. I doubt she'll post frequently, or even go on much. (And it's not like she doesn't know about my Runescape addiction.) And the fact that I use the same alias for basically everything else made identifying my account very easy. Pming is a good idea, though. Since if she is most definitely not slow by any means. Even though I doubt she'd stalk these forums enough to make the connection, one can never be too sure. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
February 7, 201016 yr That's probably one of those things you don't want people to know about. Also, what if she finds all your old posts asking for advice about her? :ohnoes:
February 7, 201016 yr Alternatively, you could ask a real-life friend for advice or just figure things out on your own, rather than going through outrageous measures just to get some advice from one of the self-proclaimed "gurus" here lol
February 7, 201016 yr That's probably one of those things you don't want people to know about. Also, what if she finds all your old posts asking for advice about her? :ohnoes: Well, I went back and edited all of the recent ones, and the older ones would require a lot of effort to find, wouldn't they? I mean, it's not like I haven't made many posts. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
February 7, 201016 yr I'm really glad I took Lent's advice and learned boner control. Saved my [wagon] today. Say what?Did I miss something? I'd like to hear this piece of advice...Learn how to not get a boner. I could find the exact post if you want. Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one.
February 8, 201016 yr I'm really glad I took Lent's advice and learned boner control. Saved my [wagon] today. Say what?Did I miss something? I'd like to hear this piece of advice...Learn how to not get a boner. I could find the exact post if you want. I'd like to here this :lol: and TanTT...consider suicide. I can't imagine the situation you're facing right now. I shudder to think anyone in my real life ever makes a TIF account. also, I am a guru damn it! <.< :lol: Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 8, 201016 yr I'm really glad I took Lent's advice and learned boner control. Saved my [wagon] today. Say what?Did I miss something? I'd like to hear this piece of advice...Learn how to not get a boner. I could find the exact post if you want. I'd like to here this :lol: and TanTT...consider suicide. I can't imagine the situation you're facing right now. I shudder to think anyone in my real life ever makes a TIF account. also, I am a guru damn it! <.< :lol: Whatever gets you through the night :P
February 8, 201016 yr I'm just kind of a badass. As exemplified by an early afternoon cruise through the mall Saturday. Gents: if you're trolling for hot, wealthy girls - go early. They will be shopping and such from approximately noon to 3:30 PM. Then they will go home and get ready for dinner and a night out. Just saying. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
February 8, 201016 yr You're kidding, right? And how would you're girlfriend know TIF exists, let alone you have an account?I'm utterly serious. She knows about it because I was silly enough to tell her. I don't mind too much, though. I doubt she'll post frequently, or even go on much. (And it's not like she doesn't know about my Runescape addiction.) And the fact that I use the same alias for basically everything else made identifying my account very easy. Pming is a good idea, though. Since if she is most definitely not slow by any means. Even though I doubt she'd stalk these forums enough to make the connection, one can never be too sure. I was refering to RPG saying he would dump his GF for making a TIF account...
February 8, 201016 yr You're kidding, right? And how would you're girlfriend know TIF exists, let alone you have an account?I'm utterly serious. She knows about it because I was silly enough to tell her. I don't mind too much, though. I doubt she'll post frequently, or even go on much. (And it's not like she doesn't know about my Runescape addiction.) And the fact that I use the same alias for basically everything else made identifying my account very easy. Pming is a good idea, though. Since if she is most definitely not slow by any means. Even though I doubt she'd stalk these forums enough to make the connection, one can never be too sure. I was refering to RPG saying he would dump his GF for making a TIF account... My girlfriend would never know I have a TIF account. No one I know in real life knows I have one. Not even my old Runescape buddies. If by some extreme circumstance my girlfriend ever did find my TF account, I'd be forced to break up with her. I don't see a relationship working after all the stuff I post here. TIF is like the inner workings of my brain. The creepy deepseated stuff no one is supposed to see. Like I'm posting right now about breaking up with my girlfriend [no not hypothetically, like I'm going to go do it in like 2 hours]. Here on TIF I could explain exactly why and feel like no one is judging me and it's okay. No one in my real life is allowed to know why. No one. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 8, 201016 yr You're kidding, right? And how would you're girlfriend know TIF exists, let alone you have an account?I'm utterly serious. She knows about it because I was silly enough to tell her. I don't mind too much, though. I doubt she'll post frequently, or even go on much. (And it's not like she doesn't know about my Runescape addiction.) And the fact that I use the same alias for basically everything else made identifying my account very easy. Pming is a good idea, though. Since if she is most definitely not slow by any means. Even though I doubt she'd stalk these forums enough to make the connection, one can never be too sure. I was refering to RPG saying he would dump his GF for making a TIF account... My girlfriend would never know I have a TIF account. No one I know in real life knows I have one. Not even my old Runescape buddies. If by some extreme circumstance my girlfriend ever did find my TF account, I'd be forced to break up with her. I don't see a relationship working after all the stuff I post here. TIF is like the inner workings of my brain. The creepy deepseated stuff no one is supposed to see. Like I'm posting right now about breaking up with my girlfriend [no not hypothetically, like I'm going to go do it in like 2 hours]. Here on TIF I could explain exactly why and feel like no one is judging me and it's okay. No one in my real life is allowed to know why. No one.So in other words, you don't want anyone to know about Tip.it because this is the one place that you can completely and 100% be yourself? If that's the case, you're basically not allowing yourself to deeply connect with anyone, which is the whole point of a relationship >_< If you can't even talk to your real life friends about things like this, then what kind of friends are they? - 99 fletching | 99 thieving | 99 construction | 99 herblore | 99 smithing | 99 woodcutting - - 99 runecrafting - 99 prayer - 125 combat - 95 farming - - Blog - DeviantART - Book Reviews & Blog
February 8, 201016 yr You're kidding, right? And how would you're girlfriend know TIF exists, let alone you have an account?I'm utterly serious. She knows about it because I was silly enough to tell her. I don't mind too much, though. I doubt she'll post frequently, or even go on much. (And it's not like she doesn't know about my Runescape addiction.) And the fact that I use the same alias for basically everything else made identifying my account very easy. Pming is a good idea, though. Since if she is most definitely not slow by any means. Even though I doubt she'd stalk these forums enough to make the connection, one can never be too sure. I was refering to RPG saying he would dump his GF for making a TIF account... My girlfriend would never know I have a TIF account. No one I know in real life knows I have one. Not even my old Runescape buddies. If by some extreme circumstance my girlfriend ever did find my TF account, I'd be forced to break up with her. I don't see a relationship working after all the stuff I post here. TIF is like the inner workings of my brain. The creepy deepseated stuff no one is supposed to see. Like I'm posting right now about breaking up with my girlfriend [no not hypothetically, like I'm going to go do it in like 2 hours]. Here on TIF I could explain exactly why and feel like no one is judging me and it's okay. No one in my real life is allowed to know why. No one.So in other words, you don't want anyone to know about Tip.it because this is the one place that you can completely and 100% be yourself? If that's the case, you're basically not allowing yourself to deeply connect with anyone, which is the whole point of a relationship >_< If you can't even talk to your real life friends about things like this, then what kind of friends are they? Point taken. I do talk to my friends about this. Its just if you hadn't noticed, I make the people in my life seem a bit...well terrible. But I couldn't say that to them now could I? This is my venting ground, and I can trust there are zero reprecussions of such. My real life friends have a tendency to tell everyone they know everything they hear...makes it hard to ask them for advice. I am myself every where I am and go. But TIF sees more of my more harsh side. And other things. I dunno. Trust me, I am true to myself and all of that in real life, it's just some things I post here aren't meant for the eyes of those I care about. Honestly, if everyone could read minds...would you want yours to always be read? I do't think so. I wouldn't either, but the things I don't want people to know but stilll effect me go up on here. TIF reads my mind so to speak. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 8, 201016 yr I'm really glad I took Lent's advice and learned boner control. Saved my [wagon] today. Say what?Did I miss something? I'd like to hear this piece of advice...Learn how to not get a boner. I could find the exact post if you want. I'd like to here this :lol:Easy: learn self-control. I have plenty of hot teachers and subs and girls in my classes. Just focus on not getting a boner. It isn't that hard (pun totally intended). Otherwise, you could always just move to Florida. I hear you can actually act out said fantasies there. Well, if you're 13 you can ([wagon] junior high kids always getting everything ...). Here's the thread. Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one.
February 8, 201016 yr Huh. Don't remember that. Good advice though. Although boners are nothing to take too seriously. When I was a wee lad, I thought girls would be offended if you got one during dancing or a makeout session or something. Teehee. Speaking of teachers and subs and such. I was flirting a lot with this sub we had in my chemistry class. I thought she was a girl I knew, so when I walked in I said, "Damn, girl, you look so good I wish I could plant you in the ground and grow a whole field of ya'll!" She turned around and was still pretty, so I held my ground. She just hung out with me while we did a lab during that class. My partner was this annoying [bleep]ty girl and she really just stayed quiet the whole time. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
February 9, 201016 yr I don't know why, but i've been watching this topic for a while, and i think im learning from everyone else's mistakes and wins (lent) at this point. im finding im learning alot, and i just wanted to thank you guys for being good gurus :PSoon i'll make another move...
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